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Mrs Maggs: Have you any idea where he could be?
Mrs Jones: Well, the last time I saw him, he was running after that cat from the post office.
Mrs Maggs :Right, listen to me. You go in and have a nice cup of tea, and I'll go and look for Sammy.
Mrs Jones goes inside and Mrs Maggs goes off-stage.
Mrs Kray: Did you see Mrs Jones from number 1 ? She looks very upset this morning.
Miss Fox: Oh dear. It's that husband.
Mrs Kray: (Thinks for a moment and then looks as if she's found the answer to a problem) Ah now I understand.
Miss Fox: What do you mean? What do you understand?
Mrs Kray: Well, I wasn't sure what they were talking about - I couldn't hear everything, but now I understand! She was talking about her husband.
Miss Fox: (In a gossipy voice) And what did she say about her husband?
Mrs Krav: She says she loves him - and she thinks he's gorgeous!
Miss Fox: Gorgeous? How can she think he's gorgeous? He looks like a little frog. Mrs Kray Anyway, he's gone away with that woman from the post-office. Miss Fox The woman from the post office? No!
Mrs Kray: Yes he came home for dinner last night and then he ]eft Miss Fox: Then hc left? No! {Enjoying the story)
Mrs Krav: Yes- A"d it's not the first time.
Miss Fox: Well know it's a stormy relationship. I can hear through the wall when they have a row.
Mrs Kray :Apparently, he often stays out at night. But she says he always comes home for breakfast.
Miss Fox: (Enjoying the story more and more) That's terrible!!
Mrs Kray: Oh look - here he comes.