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‘non-profit distributing company’ but hadn’t highlighted it. Today it seems to
jump out at me.
I know a few people who are ‘non profit distributing’... Is that a byword for
meanness?
I decide that the regulations being the ‘Bible’ of the house building industry is
still the most interesting thing and so do a double joke-web
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pitching building
regulations  against  the  Bible.  I  do  two  small  ones  on  the  back  of  the  blurb  I
printed out.

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Friday afternoon (30 mins)
Even though I finished my two joke-webs this morning I didn’t get a chance to
collide them.
‘Carpenter’ appears on both joke-webs so I think about that first. Also ‘storeys’
(as in the number of floors a building has) could be the same as ‘stories’ in the
Bible.
To  go  deeper  into  it  I  apply  every  association  from  ‘Bible’  to  ‘house  building’
and think about each one.
Did building regulations apply to Noah’s Ark?
Could the Garden of Eden now be The Green Belt?
When God created the universe did he wear a hard hat? Did he stick to the
architect’s plans?

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God had a son who was a carpenter. Did he have a second little-known son
who was an electrician?
Did his carpenter son help build the universe?
I feel very pleased to have ideas.