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David Beckham Has Had Corn
Rows Platted Into His Hair
He said after his visit to the hairdresser that his head ‘hurt for a while’...
Class Answers:
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...All she’d asked was whether he was going anywhere for his holiday.
...It was the liveliest activity close to his brain for a long time.
...Next time he won’t try and read Heat magazine.
...after taking his head out of the boiling pan but the corn was cooked to
perfection.
...Victoria suggested he use a comb not a combine harvester.
...He should be used to suffering being married to Posh.
Broadcast punchline:
That was just working out 10% of the bill for the tip.
Tony Blair
Mr Blair should remember how many people have car keys...
Class Answers:
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He picked enough out of bowls in his time.
...and tax the bastards.
No cars – just keys.
He couldn’t check because the Government lost the data again.
Broadcast punchline:
...and not one of them would be pleased to get Cherie at a wife swapping
party.

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