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Saudi Arabian Minister Visits Britain
The Queen rolled out the red carpet...
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...but he decided to buy a Persian rug instead.
...Prince Philip rolled out after.
...though next time she’s going for wood flooring.
...whilst round the back Prince Harry rolled up a spliff.
Broadcast punchline:
The Saudi Arabian minister said I could have got that for you half price.

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Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
One female journalist visited Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and felt sick
when he presented her with an ‘entire tongue, curled round fatly in the
shape of a question mark’
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...Not as sick as when he invited her to taste his semi-colon.
...Imagine where the exclamation mark came from.
...She had to be carted away in an ambulance when he showed her his
penis.
...She was already full up with his Cumberland sausage.
...But he knew the answer would be a smack in the chops.
Broadcast punchline:
He admitted it was a bit much for a first date.

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