That’s why, we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves, on being the best

1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:21,000 sync by airsubs 3 00:00:46,062 --> 00:00:47,105 The world of investing... 4 00:00:48,053 --> 00:00:49,451 ..can be a jungle. 5 00:00:50,077 --> 00:00:52,096 Bulls. Bears. 6 00:00:52,935 --> 00:00:54,088 Danger at every turn. 7 00:00:54,827 --> 00:00:59,503 That’s why, we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves, on being the best. 8 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:04,925 Trained professionals, to guide you through the financial wilderness. 9 00:01:05,125 --> 00:01:06,474 Stratton Oakmont. 10 00:01:07,395 --> 00:01:08,368 Stabilty. 11 00:01:08,772 --> 00:01:10,506 Integrity. 12 00:01:11,901 --> 00:01:14,400 Pride. 13 00:01:15,654 --> 00:01:16,900 One. 14 00:01:16,901 --> 00:01:20,882 Two..Three! 15 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:28,846 Twenty five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bullseye! 16 00:01:29,046 --> 00:01:31,539 Come on, let's go! 17 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,022 One. 18 00:01:34,331 --> 00:01:35,909 Two.. 19 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:39,293 ..Three! My name is Jordan Belfort. 20 00:01:40,232 --> 00:01:41,228 Not him, 21 00:01:41,428 --> 00:01:43,442 Me. That's right. 22 00:01:43,642 --> 00:01:45,247 I’m a former member of the middle class, 23 00:01:45,447 --> 00:01:49,588 raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. 24 00:01:49,788 --> 00:01:52,266 The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, 25 00:01:52,466 --> 00:01:55,776 I made 49 million dollars. 26 00:01:55,976 --> 00:01:59,230 Which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. 27 00:02:03,881 --> 00:02:07,612 No..no..no, my Ferrari was white. Like Don Johnson’s in Miami Vice. 28 00:02:07,812 --> 00:02:09,883 Not red. 29 00:02:13,239 --> 00:02:14,622 See that, humongous estate down there? 30 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,920 That’s my house. 31 00:02:18,029 --> 00:02:22,148 My wife, Naomi. The Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. 32 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:24,546 A former model and Miller Lite girl. 33 00:02:25,477 --> 00:02:29,559 Yeah, she was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, 34 00:02:29,887 --> 00:02:31,771 So, put your dick back in your pants. 35 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,719 In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids, 36 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:38,256 I own a mansion, private jet, six cars, three horses, 37 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:42,624 two vacation homes and a 170 foot yacht. 38 00:02:48,717 --> 00:02:52,204 I also gamble like a degenerate, drink like a fish, 39 00:02:52,404 --> 00:02:54,815 I fuck hookers maybe five-six times a week, 40 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:58,780 I have three different Federal agencies looking to indict me. Oh yeah.. 41 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:02,130 ...and I love drugs. 42 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:23,965 Pull up..Pull up! 43 00:03:24,165 --> 00:03:26,414 We’re gonna crash!! For Christ's sake! Pull up! 44 00:03:28,236 --> 00:03:29,381 Juuusss..Relax. 45 00:03:39,768 --> 00:03:42,475 Are you okay? - Yeah, i'm alright. 46 00:03:42,675 --> 00:03:43,675 Good job. 47 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:46,092 You get in there safe, alright? 48 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:48,850 Next time, brahther. 49 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:50,050 Till next time. 50 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:59,516 Yep, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs, 51 00:03:59,716 --> 00:04:02,312 to sedate Manhattan, Long Island... 52 00:04:02,511 --> 00:04:03,511 ..and Queens. 53 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,593 For a month. - Okay, Mr.Jordan. 54 00:04:06,793 --> 00:04:10,680 I take Quaaludes, ten to fifteen times a day. For my back pain. 55 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,881 Adderall to stay focus. 56 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:18,393 Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow out, cocaine to wake back up again and morphine well.. 57 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:21,894 because it’s awesome. Mornin' Blake. 58 00:04:28,326 --> 00:04:30,478 But of all the drugs under God’s blue heaven, 59 00:04:30,678 --> 00:04:33,498 there’s one that’s my absolute favorite. 60 00:04:34,077 --> 00:04:35,215 See... 61 00:04:35,955 --> 00:04:38,630 enough of this shit’ll make you invincible, 62 00:04:39,587 --> 00:04:44,295 able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies. 63 00:04:46,397 --> 00:04:48,403 And, I’m not talking about this. 64 00:04:49,949 --> 00:04:51,511 I’m talking about this. 65 00:04:54,597 --> 00:04:56,306 See, Money doesn’t just buy you a better life -- 66 00:04:56,825 --> 00:04:58,943 better food, better cars, better pussy -- 67 00:04:59,552 --> 00:05:01,390 it also makes you a better person. 68 00:05:01,883 --> 00:05:04,940 You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. 69 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:08,325 You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. 70 00:05:12,725 --> 00:05:14,120 I've always wanted to be rich. 71 00:05:14,459 --> 00:05:15,771 So, let me go back. 72 00:05:15,971 --> 00:05:20,637 I'm 22 years old. Newly married and already a money crazed little shit. 73 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:21,759 So, what do I do? 74 00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:26,154 I go to the one place on earth that befit my high minded ambitions. 75 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:41,397 JERRY FOGEL: You are lower than pond scum. 76 00:05:43,589 --> 00:05:44,908 You got a problem with that? 77 00:05:46,118 --> 00:05:47,192 Jordan? 78 00:05:47,392 --> 00:05:48,392 No. 79 00:05:48,592 --> 00:05:51,491 No problem at all. - Good, because that is what you are. 80 00:05:51,691 --> 00:05:55,148 Pond scum. Your job is ‘connector’, which means... 81 00:05:55,348 --> 00:05:58,042 that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day, 82 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,357 trying to ‘connect’ me with wealthy business owners. 83 00:06:00,557 --> 00:06:04,639 And, till you pass your Series 7, that is all you’re gonna fucking be doing. 84 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,949 Sit. Sit! 85 00:06:08,074 --> 00:06:11,601 Just so you know, last year I made over 300 thousand dollars. 86 00:06:11,801 --> 00:06:14,757 The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million. 87 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:15,957 A million dollars? 88 00:06:16,529 --> 00:06:19,282 I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be. 89 00:06:19,536 --> 00:06:22,494 Jordan Belfort? - Yes, sir. 90 00:06:22,694 --> 00:06:24,523 Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you. 91 00:06:24,723 --> 00:06:27,283 And, you as well. I see, you've already met the village asshole. 92 00:06:27,483 --> 00:06:28,729 Smile and dial. 93 00:06:28,929 --> 00:06:31,516 And don’t pick your fucking head up till one. 94 00:06:31,716 --> 00:06:32,716 Hey, fuck him. 95 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:35,493 I'm senior broker here, he's just a worthless piker. 96 00:06:35,693 --> 00:06:36,693 Why don't you blow me, Hannah. 97 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:39,574 Now, Did you really pitched stock.. 98 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:40,774 in your job interview? 99 00:06:40,825 --> 00:06:42,920 I had to do something to stand out. Right, Sir. 100 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,443 I fuckin’ love that! 101 00:06:45,643 --> 00:06:48,051 Lunch, today. - Yeah. 102 00:06:48,251 --> 00:06:51,281 We don't start dialing at 9:30 Because, 103 00:06:51,481 --> 00:06:53,637 our clients are already answering the phone! 104 00:06:53,837 --> 00:06:54,837 Three, two.. 105 00:06:55,037 --> 00:06:57,680 one..Let’s fuck!! 106 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,987 You want to know what money sounds like? 107 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:03,318 Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. 108 00:07:03,518 --> 00:07:05,959 Fuck this, shit that. Cunt, cock, asshole. 109 00:07:06,248 --> 00:07:09,059 I couldn’t believe how these guys talked to each other. 110 00:07:09,464 --> 00:07:11,941 I was hooked within seconds. 111 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,989 It was like mainlining adrenaline. 112 00:07:19,593 --> 00:07:22,314 Fourty, Pick up the cocksuckin' phone! - Sorry.. 113 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:28,690 You're such a fuckin' deouchbag, Hanna. - We don't give two shits about.. 114 00:07:28,889 --> 00:07:29,889 'How' technology works. 115 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:32,432 Because, all we care about is getting fuckin' rich! 116 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,644 Jordan Belfort.. - Solid..two thousand. 117 00:07:37,266 --> 00:07:39,193 Done! Time to paint the tape. 118 00:07:39,715 --> 00:07:43,824 Whooow! Two thousand, Microsoft. Going in the hole! 119 00:07:44,024 --> 00:07:45,024 C'mon. 120 00:07:45,224 --> 00:07:49,111 The pole man is alive. Alive. Hold on to that, it's hot. 121 00:07:51,176 --> 00:07:53,284 Shut that motherfucker. Shut it..shut it. Shut it! 122 00:07:53,484 --> 00:07:54,484 Sold! 123 00:08:21,881 --> 00:08:22,986 Tootski? 124 00:08:23,186 --> 00:08:24,186 No. Thank you, though. 125 00:08:24,386 --> 00:08:27,549 Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon? 126 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:29,907 Well, Hector, here’s the game plan. 127 00:08:30,107 --> 00:08:34,300 You're gonna nring us two Absolut Martinis, You know how I like 'em, straight up. 128 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,899 And then, Precisely seven and one half minutes after that, 129 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,947 You're gonna nring us two more, and then.. 130 00:08:39,147 --> 00:08:44,256 two more after that every five minutes, until one of us passes the fuck out. 131 00:08:44,456 --> 00:08:46,537 An excellent strategy, Sir? 132 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:49,440 I’m good with water for now, though thank you. 133 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,590 It's his first day on Wall Street, Give him time. 134 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:55,111 Thank you. - Mmhmm. 135 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:58,448 Mr.Hanna.. 136 00:08:58,648 --> 00:08:59,648 You're able to.. 137 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:03,778 ..do drugs during the day and still function and do your job? 138 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,822 How the fuck else would you do this job? 139 00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:07,959 Cocaine and hookers, my friend. 140 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:09,159 Right. 141 00:09:09,359 --> 00:09:14,142 I gotta say, I’m incredibly excited about being part of your firm. 142 00:09:16,538 --> 00:09:19,307 The clients you have are absolutely.. - Fuck the clients. 143 00:09:19,507 --> 00:09:22,794 Your only responsibility is to put mean on the table. 144 00:09:24,372 --> 00:09:26,237 You got a girlfriend? - I am married. 145 00:09:26,437 --> 00:09:28,967 My wife, her name is Teresa. She cuts hair. 146 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,168 Congratulations. - Thank you. 147 00:09:30,368 --> 00:09:31,368 Think about Teresa. 148 00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:35,234 Name of the game? Move the money from your client's pocket. 149 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:37,660 Into your pocket. - Right. 150 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,989 But, if you can make the clients money, at the same time. 151 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:42,458 It advantageous to everyone. Correct? 152 00:09:42,658 --> 00:09:43,657 No. 153 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,244 Number one rule of Wall Street. 154 00:09:47,444 --> 00:09:48,444 Nobody -- 155 00:09:48,644 --> 00:09:51,732 okay, if you’re Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet. 156 00:09:51,932 --> 00:09:56,276 Nobody knows, if a stock’s gonna go up, down, sideways or fucking circles. 157 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:57,476 Least of all stock brokers. 158 00:09:57,676 --> 00:10:00,739 It's all a Fughazi. You know what a fughazi is? 159 00:10:00,939 --> 00:10:03,128 Fugazi it's a fake.. 160 00:10:03,328 --> 00:10:05,926 Yeah, Fugazi, Fughazi. It's a wazi, it's a woozi... 161 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:09,706 ..fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It never landed. 162 00:10:09,906 --> 00:10:12,086 It is no matter. It's not in the elemental chart. 163 00:10:12,286 --> 00:10:14,090 It's not fucking real! 164 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,295 Stay with me. - Mmhmm. 165 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:20,644 We don't create shit. We don't build anything. 166 00:10:20,844 --> 00:10:24,205 So, you got a client. Who bought stock at eight. 167 00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:25,405 And, announces it sixteen. 168 00:10:25,605 --> 00:10:28,395 He's all fucking happy, He wants to cash in, liquidate. 169 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,765 Take his fucking money and run home. You don't let him do that. 170 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,269 Cos, that would make it real. - Right. 171 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,468 What do you do? 172 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,911 You get another brilliant idea. A special Idea. 173 00:10:39,111 --> 00:10:41,402 Another situation. Another stock. 174 00:10:41,602 --> 00:10:43,812 To reinvest his earnings and then, some. 175 00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:47,466 And, he will. Every single time. Cos, they're fuckin' addicted. 176 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:49,251 And, then..you just keep doing this. 177 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:51,224 Again and again. ..and again. 178 00:10:51,424 --> 00:10:52,424 Meanwhile.. 179 00:10:52,624 --> 00:10:55,805 He thinks, he is gettin' shit rich. Which he is...On paper. 180 00:10:56,005 --> 00:10:57,005 But, you and me. The brokers.. 181 00:10:57,205 --> 00:11:02,081 we are taking home cold hard cash via. Commission, motherfucker! 182 00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:03,281 Right. 183 00:11:05,644 --> 00:11:07,241 That's incredible Sir. 184 00:11:07,441 --> 00:11:09,521 I can't tell you, how excited I am. - You should be. 185 00:11:09,721 --> 00:11:10,721 There's two keys, 186 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,866 to sucess, in the broker business. 187 00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:15,066 First of all, 188 00:11:17,499 --> 00:11:19,162 You gotta stay relax. 189 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:20,362 You jerk off? 190 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:26,489 Do I jerk off? Yeah,Yeah, I jerk off..yeah. 191 00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:27,689 How many times a week? 192 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,741 Like, uhm..three four times, maybe. 193 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,801 Pump those numbers up. Those are rookies number in this racket. 194 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:37,800 I myself, I jerk off at least.. 195 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,220 twice a day. - Wow! 196 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:42,122 Once in the morning, right after I work out. 197 00:11:42,322 --> 00:11:44,228 And, then once, right after lunch. - Really? 198 00:11:45,729 --> 00:11:47,536 I want to. That's not why I do it. 199 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:49,787 I do it, cos i fucking need to. 200 00:11:49,987 --> 00:11:50,987 Think about it. 201 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,586 You're dealing with numbers. All day long. 202 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:57,734 Decimal points..high frequencies. Bang, bang bang. Iek, iek eik.. 203 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,738 Fucking digits! Ke, ke..ke ke.. 204 00:11:59,938 --> 00:12:01,732 All very acidic, above the shoulders, 205 00:12:01,932 --> 00:12:02,932 mustered shit. 206 00:12:03,132 --> 00:12:04,132 Alright? 207 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,335 That kind can weaken some people up. Right? 208 00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,436 You gotta feed the geese. Keep the blood flowing. 209 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,656 And, keep the rhythm below the belt. 210 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:11,856 Done. 211 00:12:12,056 --> 00:12:14,223 This is not a tip. This is a perscription. Trust me. 212 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:15,423 If you don't? 213 00:12:15,623 --> 00:12:17,358 You will fall out of balance. 214 00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:19,598 Split the differential.. and tip the fuck over. 215 00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:20,798 Or, worse shit. 216 00:12:20,998 --> 00:12:22,850 I've seen this happen.. Implode. 217 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:25,917 No, I don't wanna implode sir. - No, you don't. 218 00:12:26,117 --> 00:12:27,117 I'm in it for the long run. You know? 219 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:29,166 Yeah, implosions are ugly. - Yeah. 220 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,334 Pop off to the bathroom, work on it anytime you can. 221 00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:32,534 And, when you get really good at it. 222 00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:35,015 You'll fucking be stroking it. And, you'll be thinking about money. 223 00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:39,802 Second..key to sucess. 224 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:43,355 In this racket, Is this baby right here. It's called cocaine. 225 00:12:44,922 --> 00:12:46,835 It will keep you sharp, between the ears. 226 00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:49,996 It will also help your fingers dial faster. And, guess what? 227 00:12:50,196 --> 00:12:51,196 That's good for me. 228 00:12:52,795 --> 00:12:54,929 Yes, sir. 229 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,735 Revolutions. You follow? 230 00:12:56,935 --> 00:12:59,915 Revolutions. - Keep the client on the ferris wheel. 231 00:13:00,115 --> 00:13:03,151 And, it goes..the park is open. 24/7..365. 232 00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:06,210 Every decade..every goddamn century. 233 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,410 That's it. 234 00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:10,033 The name of the game. 235 00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:13,031 I'll key the key. 236 00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:14,231 Thank you. 237 00:13:32,492 --> 00:13:33,757 We are common denominator. 238 00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:44,339 Keep that for me. 239 00:13:59,363 --> 00:14:01,931 For the next six months I got to know the 'ins' and 'out' of Wall Street. 240 00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:06,197 Earning shit money, as I geare up to take my Series 7. 241 00:14:21,585 --> 00:14:23,264 Then, I was a license broker at last. 242 00:14:24,678 --> 00:14:25,815 Ready to make my fortune. 243 00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:30,230 My first day as a future Master of the Universe. 244 00:14:48,615 --> 00:14:49,887 They called it Black Monday. 245 00:14:50,703 --> 00:14:51,818 No shit. 246 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:56,375 By four p.m. the market had dropped 508 points, 247 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,534 the biggest plummet, since the crash of ‘29. 248 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:08,456 This is not something, that you wanna sell. 249 00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:09,656 You know what happened? A fucking Tsunami. 250 00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:10,856 I think you're making a big mistake. 251 00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:14,490 Yes, I will talk to your wife. - Trust me. Do not answer the phone. 252 00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:18,281 A lot of people are gonna be calling you. Trying you to get your dirty laundry. 253 00:15:30,358 --> 00:15:31,709 Holy. 254 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,962 Fucking..Shit! 255 00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:39,063 Unbelievable! 256 00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:41,131 My first shitty day as a broker. 257 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,331 Within a month, 258 00:15:42,531 --> 00:15:46,529 L.F. Rothschild, an institution since 1899, 259 00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:48,071 ..closed its doors. 260 00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:50,598 Wall street had swallowed me up. 261 00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:53,827 And, shit me right back out again. 262 00:15:56,953 --> 00:15:58,945 We could pawn my engagement ring. If we needed to. 263 00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,145 Cos, I don't mind. 264 00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:02,954 If we needed to, I'm saying i'm okay. - Will you listen to me. 265 00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:05,808 We’re not pawning anything. Okay? 266 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:08,226 What'd I always tell you? - You're gonna be a millionaire. 267 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,426 That's right, okay? 268 00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:12,428 Let me look.. We'll find something. 269 00:16:12,628 --> 00:16:13,628 How about this? - What? 270 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:16,600 - “Nobody Beats the Wiz”. Electronic store. 271 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,223 Stock boy, what do you think? - You're not gonna work at that place. 272 00:16:19,423 --> 00:16:21,541 Yeah, but you know..you start off.. - Jordan you're gonna be miserable.. 273 00:16:21,741 --> 00:16:24,284 at that place, if you go there. - It's sales. You work your way up.. 274 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,189 You'd be a general manger.. - You're not gonna be a stock boy. 275 00:16:26,389 --> 00:16:28,617 Why not? - Cos, you're a stock broker. 276 00:16:28,817 --> 00:16:31,383 You understand that, nobody is hiring stock brokers right now. 277 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,123 You understand that? Okay? 278 00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:40,512 Ah, this place is.. 279 00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:43,980 What does that say? - Stock brokers. 280 00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:49,355 Long Island. Stock brokers in Long Island. 281 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:12,253 Hey, I’m looking for Investor’s Center? 282 00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:14,658 That’s us, you wanna invest? 283 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:15,858 No. 284 00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:18,218 Investor’s Center. I’m looking for Investor’s Center? 285 00:17:18,418 --> 00:17:20,399 Yeah, that's us. This is it. 286 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:23,455 Oh, I'm Dwayne. - You're Dwayne? 287 00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:25,515 Yeah. - Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone. 288 00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:29,653 I'm Jordan Belfort. I'm the broker from Rothschild, New york. 289 00:17:29,853 --> 00:17:30,853 Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you? 290 00:17:32,742 --> 00:17:35,054 We spoke on the phone earlier, right? - Two hours ago. 291 00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:50,131 Where..where are your quotrons, here? - Quotrons? 292 00:17:50,331 --> 00:17:53,104 - Yeah, computers. No, we don't need computers here. 293 00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:54,304 We just trade right off the pink sheets here. 294 00:17:54,504 --> 00:17:56,332 Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're Penny stocks. 295 00:17:56,532 --> 00:17:59,591 Company that can't get listed on NASDAQ, they don't have enough capital; 296 00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:01,743 ..their shares trade here. - Penny Stocks? 297 00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:05,518 Yeah, this one..Aerodhyne. is a really interesting... 298 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,063 Or Aero..Aerotyne? - Aerotyne, yeah. 299 00:18:11,972 --> 00:18:13,220 Very hot stock right now. - Yeah? 300 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,932 They are couple of brothers, that are making radar detectors out of a garage; 301 00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:19,451 They are out of Dubuque. Maybe, it's microwaves, I'm not sure. But.. 302 00:18:19,651 --> 00:18:20,651 You call the company's main line, 303 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,110 their mom Dorothy answers, and she's so sweet. 304 00:18:27,603 --> 00:18:31,994 Six cents a share? C'mon, Who buys this crap? 305 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,194 Well, I mean.. 306 00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:34,395 Honestly, mostly Schmucks. 307 00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:36,378 There's postmen, there's always a postman. 308 00:18:36,578 --> 00:18:38,493 Plumbers, uhm..? 309 00:18:38,693 --> 00:18:40,647 They see our ads, in the back of Hustler, 310 00:18:40,847 --> 00:18:43,131 Popular Mechanics, and our ads actually says, 311 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,331 they can get rich quick. 312 00:18:44,531 --> 00:18:45,531 Hustler? - Yeah.. 313 00:18:45,731 --> 00:18:48,729 You know, that girlie magazine? - Yeah, nudie mag. 314 00:18:48,929 --> 00:18:49,928 A lot. - Yeah. 315 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,779 We're helping them finance houses, 316 00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,642 we are helping them buy their wife a diamond ring.. 317 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:54,842 A boat..maybe. 318 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:58,827 Is this stuff regulated or you guys what're you doing here? 319 00:19:00,244 --> 00:19:03,833 ehhh..sort of.. - sort of? 320 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,724 Jesus Christ! The spread on these is huge. 321 00:19:08,924 --> 00:19:10,885 Yeah and that’s the point. What's your name again? 322 00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:12,323 Jordan Belfort. 323 00:19:12,523 --> 00:19:13,523 Jordan, what did you get on that Blue chip Stock? 324 00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:15,329 I make one percent. 325 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,592 Or, I did make one percent. 326 00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:18,792 Pink sheets it's fifty. 327 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,993 It's fifty percent? 328 00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:25,139 It's fifty percent commission? 329 00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:26,339 Yup. 330 00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:27,539 For what? 331 00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:30,171 It's our mark up for our services. 332 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:34,662 So, if I..if I sell a stock at ten thousand dollars. 333 00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,898 My commission is five thousand bucks? 334 00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:39,369 If you sell ten thousand dollars worth of this stock, 335 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,884 I'll personally give you a blowjob for free. 336 00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:45,818 And, I hope it happens. 337 00:19:47,346 --> 00:19:48,857 Hello, John. How're you doing today? 338 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,875 You mailed in my company a postcard, a few weeks back. 339 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:54,642 Requesting, information on penny stocks that had huge.. 340 00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:57,646 upside potential with very little downside risk. 341 00:19:57,846 --> 00:19:59,413 Does that ring a bell? - Oh, yeah. I may've sent you. 342 00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:02,133 Okay great. Well, the reason for the call today John is. 343 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,572 Something just came across my desk John. 344 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,528 It is perhaps the best, i've seen in the last six months. 345 00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:09,728 If you've sixty seconds, 346 00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:11,773 I'd like to share this with you. You got a minute? 347 00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:15,242 The name of the company, Aerotyne International.. 348 00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:18,440 It is a cutting edge tech firm out of the Midwest, 349 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,922 awaiting imminent patent approval, 350 00:20:21,122 --> 00:20:24,818 on a new generation of radar detectors that have both huge military, 351 00:20:25,018 --> 00:20:26,759 and civilian applications. 352 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:27,959 Now. 353 00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:31,682 Right now John. The stock trades over the counter at ten cents a share, 354 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:32,881 And, by the way John... 355 00:20:33,081 --> 00:20:36,238 Our analyst indicates, it could go a heck of a lot higher after that. 356 00:20:36,438 --> 00:20:37,438 Your profit, 357 00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:40,414 on a mere six thousand dollar investment would be, upwards of.. 358 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,299 ..sixty thousand dollars! 359 00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:46,082 Jesus! That's my morgage man! - Exactly, you could pay off your morgage. 360 00:20:46,282 --> 00:20:49,080 John, one thing I can promise you. 361 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280 Even in this market, 362 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,746 Is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. 363 00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:57,485 I ask them to judge me on my losers. Because, they I have so few. 364 00:20:57,685 --> 00:20:58,685 And in the case of Aerotyne, 365 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:02,220 Based on every technical factor out there, John. 366 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,309 We are looking at a Grand Slam home run. 367 00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:10,522 I'll do four grand. Four thousand, that'd be 40 thousand shares, John. 368 00:21:10,722 --> 00:21:11,722 Let me lock in on that trade now, 369 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,915 and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. 370 00:21:15,115 --> 00:21:16,737 Sound good, John? - That sounds good. Great. 371 00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:17,937 Hey, John? 372 00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:19,137 Thank you for your vote of confidence. 373 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,118 And, Welcome to the Investors Center. - Yeah, thanks alot. Bye. 374 00:21:27,943 --> 00:21:29,545 How’d you fuckin’ do that? 375 00:21:31,816 --> 00:21:33,704 Just like that I made two grand. 376 00:21:33,779 --> 00:21:36,449 The other guys looked at me like, I’d just discovered fire. 377 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:39,899 Great! Even better! 378 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,399 I was selling garbage to garbage men. 379 00:21:41,879 --> 00:21:43,079 And, making cash hand over fist. 380 00:21:43,409 --> 00:21:46,281 The only problem you're gonna have is, that you didn't buy more. 381 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,578 Boom..Shakalak! 382 00:21:48,038 --> 00:21:49,538 So, I was selling them shit. 383 00:21:49,838 --> 00:21:51,381 The way I look at it, 384 00:21:51,581 --> 00:21:53,530 Their money was better off in my apartment. 385 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,897 I knew how to spend it better. 386 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,033 Excuse me. 387 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,377 Is that your car, in the lot? 388 00:21:58,577 --> 00:21:59,577 Yeah. 389 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,714 That's a nice ride. - Thanks man. 390 00:22:01,914 --> 00:22:02,914 Donnie Azoff. 391 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,817 Jordan Belfort. Nice to meet you. 392 00:22:05,696 --> 00:22:08,610 You know, I’ve seen it around. I've seen it around a lot. 393 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:11,911 I think, we live in the same building. - No, shit? 394 00:22:12,111 --> 00:22:14,474 Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on? 395 00:22:14,674 --> 00:22:17,499 Fourth floor. I have a four year old kid, ugly wife? 396 00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:19,895 So, what do you do, bro? 397 00:22:21,657 --> 00:22:23,065 What do you mean, what do I do? 398 00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:24,265 For work? What do you do? 399 00:22:24,465 --> 00:22:25,465 I'm a Stock broker. 400 00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:27,618 Stock broker? - Yeah. 401 00:22:27,818 --> 00:22:28,818 Childrens Furniture. 402 00:22:29,245 --> 00:22:30,275 Oh, good for you. 403 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,475 It's all right. 404 00:22:31,675 --> 00:22:33,748 You make a lot of money? 405 00:22:35,351 --> 00:22:36,886 Yeah, I do alright for myself. 406 00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:38,086 I'm trying..to put it together. 407 00:22:38,286 --> 00:22:41,257 Your fucking nice car? We live in the same building? 408 00:22:41,457 --> 00:22:42,457 I'm not understanding... 409 00:22:42,614 --> 00:22:43,594 How much money do you make? 410 00:22:45,836 --> 00:22:47,950 I don't know. Seventy Thousand last month. 411 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,150 Get the fuck..! 412 00:22:49,843 --> 00:22:51,633 Get the fuck out of here. 413 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:52,833 I'm serious. 414 00:22:53,033 --> 00:22:54,033 No, i'm serious too. 415 00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:55,960 Seriously, how much money do you make? 416 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,160 I told you, 417 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,359 70 thousand. 418 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:02,177 Well, technically. 72 thousand last month. 419 00:23:02,377 --> 00:23:03,377 Somethin like that. 420 00:23:04,673 --> 00:23:07,442 You make 72 grand a month? - Yeah. 421 00:23:11,802 --> 00:23:12,652 Tell you what. 422 00:23:14,112 --> 00:23:16,863 You show me a pay stub with $72,000 on it, 423 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,199 I’ll quit my job right now and I'll work for you. 424 00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:28,014 Hey, Paulie. What's up? 425 00:23:28,213 --> 00:23:29,213 No, yeah..everything's fine. 426 00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:31,190 Hey, listen. I quit. 427 00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:32,440 And he did quit his job, 428 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:36,866 which I thought was a little weird. I mean, I had just met this fucking guy. 429 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:39,944 There were other things about him too, 430 00:23:40,269 --> 00:23:41,899 like his phosphorescent white teeth; 431 00:23:43,109 --> 00:23:47,178 and the fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses to look more Waspy. 432 00:23:47,189 --> 00:23:50,188 Then, there were this..rumours. 433 00:23:51,216 --> 00:23:53,209 I heard this, stupid shit. I don't know. 434 00:23:53,409 --> 00:23:54,409 I didn't even wanna bring it up. 435 00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:57,611 It's just...stupid. - Is it about me? 436 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:58,811 You know, people say shit. 437 00:23:59,011 --> 00:24:01,638 I don't even listen to them, half of the time. 438 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,365 What do they say? 439 00:24:04,565 --> 00:24:07,982 Shit, about you doing your cousin or something like that? 440 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:09,182 I don't even listen to it. 441 00:24:09,382 --> 00:24:10,381 Bro, it's not like that. 442 00:24:10,581 --> 00:24:11,581 You know, it's not like that. 443 00:24:11,781 --> 00:24:15,435 I mean, like you married your cousin. Some stupid shit. 444 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,347 Yeah, my wife..yeah, my wife is my cousin. 445 00:24:19,547 --> 00:24:22,238 It's not like what you think, whatever..you know? 446 00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:24,714 Is she like a...first cousin? or is she... 447 00:24:24,914 --> 00:24:28,411 Her..her father, 448 00:24:28,611 --> 00:24:30,645 is the brother of my Mom. 449 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:31,845 It's not like... 450 00:24:32,045 --> 00:24:33,045 We grew up together. 451 00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:36,577 And, she grew up hot..you know. She fucking grew up hot. 452 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:37,778 All my friends were trying to fuck her. You know? 453 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,940 I'm not gonna let someone... 454 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:43,766 One of these assholes fuck my cousin. So, I used the cousin thing as.... 455 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,013 I'm not gonna let, someone else fuck my cousin. 456 00:24:48,213 --> 00:24:50,629 If any one is gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. 457 00:24:50,828 --> 00:24:52,521 Out of respect. You know.. - No..I get it. Yeah.. 458 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:55,182 You're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? 459 00:24:55,382 --> 00:24:56,382 What? Having kid with her? 460 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:57,582 Yeah. - No, we have two kids. 461 00:24:59,104 --> 00:25:00,658 I don't mean.. I don't wanna get personal.. 462 00:25:00,858 --> 00:25:01,857 They're okay? 463 00:25:02,057 --> 00:25:04,031 No, they're not retarded or anything like that. 464 00:25:04,231 --> 00:25:05,253 But, there'a big chance, right? 465 00:25:05,643 --> 00:25:06,593 Yeah... 466 00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:07,793 There is like a.. sixty percent.. 467 00:25:07,993 --> 00:25:11,763 You know, sixty sixty-five percent chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded.. 468 00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:12,963 ..or whatever. - That scares the shit out of me, buddy. 469 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:17,749 Look, man. A lot happen with kids. Whatever takes biz whether you're fucking cousin or not.. 470 00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,000 What if something like that happened? 471 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,271 I basically, you know? If the kid is retarted. 472 00:25:22,471 --> 00:25:24,860 I would drive it up to the country, 473 00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:28,058 and just like, open the door and i'm gonna set you free now. 474 00:25:28,258 --> 00:25:30,645 You know, like run free.. You know.. 475 00:25:36,281 --> 00:25:37,879 I'm completely fucking with you! 476 00:25:39,491 --> 00:25:41,548 That's horrible... 477 00:25:43,195 --> 00:25:46,403 No. We would take it to institution or something where it's handled like.. 478 00:25:46,603 --> 00:25:47,603 Raise the kid or whatever.. 479 00:25:49,105 --> 00:25:50,800 You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy. 480 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000 No, i'm not fucking happy. 481 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,053 No one who's married is fucking happy. 482 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:56,013 Well, i'm sorry to hear that, buddy. 483 00:25:56,213 --> 00:25:57,213 Listen, i'm really.. 484 00:25:58,424 --> 00:26:00,688 I'm really appreciative of this fucking job. 485 00:26:00,888 --> 00:26:03,624 I'm really enjoying.. - I'm really happy of what you're doing.. 486 00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,589 Actually, I got you a little present. 487 00:26:05,789 --> 00:26:07,713 You got me a present? - I got you something, yeah. 488 00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:10,001 You're sweet! -It's in the back though. 489 00:26:11,635 --> 00:26:12,922 We gotta go out back. 490 00:26:13,122 --> 00:26:14,794 What, it's wrapped up or something? 491 00:26:14,994 --> 00:26:15,994 It's wrapped up yeah. 492 00:26:16,194 --> 00:26:17,194 I don't get it. 493 00:26:17,394 --> 00:26:19,400 We can do it while you're in fucking car. Come on. 494 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,709 I'm not fucking doing this. You're out of your fucking mind. 495 00:26:23,909 --> 00:26:25,636 Do this shit bro. No. 496 00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:26,836 No one is fucking here bro. 497 00:26:28,278 --> 00:26:29,502 Get the fuck in. 498 00:26:29,702 --> 00:26:31,345 Smoke this crack with me bro. 499 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,018 Smoke some fucking crack with me bro. 500 00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,625 One hit. That's it. 501 00:27:11,155 --> 00:27:13,857 We gotta get out of here, buddy. 502 00:27:14,057 --> 00:27:16,710 We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run. 503 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:20,076 Let's run like a fucking lion and tirger in pairs! 504 00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:24,740 Let's fucking run! Let's fucking run! 505 00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:26,933 Go..go...go..go! 506 00:27:27,962 --> 00:27:30,006 You've reached Frank's auto body. 507 00:27:30,206 --> 00:27:31,206 We're closed right now, 508 00:27:31,406 --> 00:27:33,386 so, please leave us a message! 509 00:27:33,586 --> 00:27:35,351 Hello, my name is Jordan Belfort. 510 00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:36,550 My partner and I are.. 511 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,729 very interested in renting out your garage. 512 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,133 Donnie and I were going out on our own. 513 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,861 And,the first thing we needed was brokers. 514 00:27:44,061 --> 00:27:45,754 Guys with sales experience. 515 00:27:45,954 --> 00:27:48,037 So, I recruited some of my home town boys. 516 00:27:48,237 --> 00:27:51,168 Sea Otter. Who sole meat and weed. 517 00:27:51,368 --> 00:27:54,425 Chester..who sold tyres and weed. 518 00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:55,625 And, Robbie... 519 00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:57,582 who sold anything he could get his hands on. 520 00:27:57,782 --> 00:27:58,782 Mostly, weed. 521 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,814 This is Brad. 522 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,790 And, Brad's the guy I really wanted. 523 00:28:04,990 --> 00:28:05,969 But, he didn't go along with us. 524 00:28:06,169 --> 00:28:08,732 He was already making so much money selling Qualutes. 525 00:28:08,932 --> 00:28:11,378 He’d become the Quaalude king of Bayside. 526 00:28:11,679 --> 00:28:12,839 You get any pussy with that thing or what? 527 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:15,541 Yeah, man. Of course man. - Bring some chicks around here sometime huh. 528 00:28:15,741 --> 00:28:18,093 Little morch...little morch. 529 00:28:19,443 --> 00:28:20,482 Hey, Zit. 530 00:28:20,682 --> 00:28:23,031 Tell your sister, I was asking about her. 531 00:28:23,231 --> 00:28:25,851 But you bring me a pair of her panties, next time you come through. 532 00:28:26,051 --> 00:28:28,844 Yeah, man. She said, they don't wanna talk to you man. 533 00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:31,142 Get the fuck out of here. 534 00:28:31,342 --> 00:28:33,602 Hey, Ma. We got chicken or what? 535 00:28:33,802 --> 00:28:35,693 Ma?! 536 00:28:36,746 --> 00:28:38,624 You listening? It's easier than you think. 537 00:28:38,824 --> 00:28:39,824 Every person you're on the phone with, 538 00:28:40,024 --> 00:28:42,830 They wanna get rich and they wanna get rich quickly. 539 00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:44,783 They all want something for nothing. - There was this one time, 540 00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:48,014 That i was selling pot to Amish dude. You know guy's that got like the beard, 541 00:28:48,356 --> 00:28:49,836 With like no mustache or some bullshit.. - Yeah..yeah. 542 00:28:50,426 --> 00:28:53,521 Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. 543 00:28:55,023 --> 00:28:56,551 What's that gotta do with anything? - I don't understand. 544 00:28:56,751 --> 00:28:58,730 What the fuck are you talking about? 545 00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,834 I'm not putting words into your mouth or nothing, But.. 546 00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:03,809 you just said that, Everybody wants to get rich. 547 00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:06,089 Holy fuck, you did just said that. - Yeah, you said that. 548 00:29:07,589 --> 00:29:10,057 What the fuck are you talking about? - Yeah, like buddhist. 549 00:29:10,258 --> 00:29:12,184 They don't give a shit about money. They're wrapped in sheets! 550 00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,384 They don't buy shits. - I'm not..i'm..I'm not talking.. 551 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:14,584 ...about Buddhist or Amish. 552 00:29:14,784 --> 00:29:16,520 I'm talking about normal people. 553 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,030 Working class, everyday people. Everyone wants to get rich. 554 00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,278 Am I crazy? - There's no such thing as Amish Buddhist.. 555 00:29:21,478 --> 00:29:22,620 I am pretty fucking sure. - No, I didn't.. 556 00:29:23,624 --> 00:29:25,652 Can we get some Ketchup please? - I didn't say Amish buddhist.. 557 00:29:25,852 --> 00:29:27,222 Do you guys not wanna make money? 558 00:29:29,003 --> 00:29:30,417 I wanna make some fucking money, okay? 559 00:29:30,617 --> 00:29:31,617 I can sell anything. 560 00:29:31,817 --> 00:29:35,136 Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of Nuns getting horny to be fuckin' each other. 561 00:29:35,336 --> 00:29:37,646 That's the attitude! You can sell anything? 562 00:29:37,846 --> 00:29:39,605 Sell me, this fucking pen right here. 563 00:29:39,805 --> 00:29:40,805 You can sell anything.. Sell that. 564 00:29:41,005 --> 00:29:42,005 Sell me that pen? 565 00:29:42,972 --> 00:29:44,980 Can I finish eating first? I hadn't eaten today. 566 00:29:45,412 --> 00:29:47,127 Brad, show em how it's done. 567 00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:49,098 Boom. Sell me that pen. Watch, go on. 568 00:29:49,298 --> 00:29:50,297 You want me to sell this fucking pen? 569 00:29:50,497 --> 00:29:51,497 That's my boy right there. 570 00:29:51,697 --> 00:29:53,319 Fucking sell anything. 571 00:29:53,519 --> 00:29:55,807 Why don't you do me a favour? Write your name down on that napkin for me? 572 00:29:56,007 --> 00:29:57,007 I don't have a pen. 573 00:29:57,207 --> 00:29:59,198 Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend. 574 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,295 See what I mean? He's creating urgency. 575 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:04,485 Getting you to want to buy this stock. Gotta make it as something that they need. 576 00:30:04,691 --> 00:30:05,771 That's the thing. 577 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,642 All nuns are lesbians. 578 00:30:07,842 --> 00:30:10,148 What the fuck are you talking about, Otter? 579 00:30:10,348 --> 00:30:11,347 Yeah, think about it. They can't keep in dudes.. 580 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:15,060 Four fucking times. Get me four times. 581 00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:20,692 Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. 582 00:30:21,009 --> 00:30:24,683 Robbie Feinberg the pin head, took five years to finish High School. 583 00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:27,800 Alden Kupferberg- The sea otter, Didn't even graduate. 584 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,259 Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman thought Jiujitsu was in Israel. 585 00:30:32,478 --> 00:30:34,570 Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. 586 00:30:34,838 --> 00:30:36,038 He actually went to Law School. 587 00:30:36,408 --> 00:30:40,112 I call him "Rugrat" b'cos of his piece of shit hairpiece. 588 00:30:41,209 --> 00:30:43,648 Still, give me them young, hungry and stupid. 589 00:30:43,848 --> 00:30:47,300 And, in no time I’ll make them rich. 590 00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:51,713 Omigod. Jordan. 591 00:30:51,912 --> 00:30:52,912 You like it, baby? 592 00:30:54,663 --> 00:30:55,969 It’s beautiful. 593 00:30:56,169 --> 00:30:57,169 They’re not the biggest stones in the world. 594 00:30:57,369 --> 00:30:59,937 But, I promise they are really high quality. 595 00:31:00,137 --> 00:31:02,733 This is beautiful. I don't...it's so beautiful. 596 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,870 Oh, boy. - What? 597 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,070 I know that look. 598 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:09,918 What is it? Go ahead. - I don't know, it's.. 599 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:15,487 These stocks, these companies. They are like, crappy companies? 600 00:31:15,687 --> 00:31:18,219 Yeah, Yeah. They are terrible. 601 00:31:19,771 --> 00:31:22,219 Don't worry about it. I told you, What i'm doing is, completely legal. 602 00:31:22,419 --> 00:31:25,052 Yeah, I know. They're like, they're not gonna make any money though, right? 603 00:31:26,657 --> 00:31:28,410 Sometimes they do. Sometimes, they don't. 604 00:31:28,610 --> 00:31:29,610 You know, how it goes. 605 00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:30,810 Wouldn’t you feel better, 606 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:34,451 if you sold that stuffs to rich people, who can like afford to lose alot of money? 607 00:31:36,609 --> 00:31:37,754 Of course. 608 00:31:37,954 --> 00:31:40,694 But, rich people don’t buy penny stocks. 609 00:31:40,894 --> 00:31:41,894 They just don't. 610 00:31:43,365 --> 00:31:44,507 Why not? 611 00:31:46,353 --> 00:31:49,399 Because they’re too smart, that’s why not. 612 00:31:49,723 --> 00:31:51,943 I mean, what person with a college education. 613 00:31:52,533 --> 00:31:54,468 Would trust this bunch of jerk offs? 614 00:31:57,732 --> 00:32:00,335 But what if they didn’t sound like a bunch of jerk offs? 615 00:32:00,742 --> 00:32:03,362 What if, I can teach them how to sell it to people with money? 616 00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:06,431 Real money. 617 00:32:06,631 --> 00:32:07,751 So, I decided to re-invent the company. 618 00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:09,707 Gentlemen, 619 00:32:09,907 --> 00:32:13,570 Welcome to Stratton Oakmont. 620 00:32:13,770 --> 00:32:14,769 You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest. 621 00:32:16,141 --> 00:32:18,547 one percent of Americans. 622 00:32:18,747 --> 00:32:20,854 I'm talking about Whales, here. 623 00:32:21,054 --> 00:32:22,054 Moby 'fucking' Dicks. 624 00:32:22,254 --> 00:32:24,439 And, with this script. 625 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,549 Which is now your new 'Harpoon'.. 626 00:32:26,749 --> 00:32:30,263 I'm goona teach each and everyone of you to be Captain... 627 00:32:30,463 --> 00:32:31,463 Fucking Ahab. 628 00:32:31,663 --> 00:32:33,790 Get it? Huh? 629 00:32:33,990 --> 00:32:34,989 Captain Who? 630 00:32:35,189 --> 00:32:36,926 Captain Ahab. From the fucking... 631 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:40,220 Book..motherfucker. From the book. 632 00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:41,420 Turn you fucking brain on! 633 00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:44,079 Listen to me. 634 00:32:44,279 --> 00:32:46,663 We are a new company, with a new name. 635 00:32:46,863 --> 00:32:49,673 A Company, that our clients can believe in. 636 00:32:49,873 --> 00:32:52,760 A Company, that our clients can trust. 637 00:32:53,228 --> 00:32:54,518 A firm, whose roots.. 638 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:57,598 are so deeply embedded into Wall Street, 639 00:32:57,798 --> 00:32:58,798 That our very Founders, 640 00:32:58,998 --> 00:33:01,424 Sailed over n the Mayflower, 641 00:33:01,624 --> 00:33:02,624 chiselled the name Stratton Oakmont, 642 00:33:03,298 --> 00:33:04,998 right into plummet fucking rock. 643 00:33:05,198 --> 00:33:06,197 Got it? 644 00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:08,647 What we are gonna do is this. 645 00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:11,746 First we pitch them Disney, AT&T, 646 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:14,461 IBM, blue chips stocks exclusively. 647 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,650 Companies at these peoples moan. 648 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:17,850 Once we sucker them in, 649 00:33:18,050 --> 00:33:20,820 We unload the dog shits. 650 00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,088 The pink sheets, the pennies stocks. 651 00:33:23,288 --> 00:33:24,288 Where we laid the money. 652 00:33:24,686 --> 00:33:26,699 50% commission baby. 653 00:33:26,899 --> 00:33:29,963 Now, the key to making money in a situation like this, 654 00:33:30,163 --> 00:33:32,885 Is to position yourself now, before the settlement. 655 00:33:33,085 --> 00:33:35,845 Because, by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal. 656 00:33:36,045 --> 00:33:38,428 It's already too late. 657 00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:39,717 And you wait. 658 00:33:39,917 --> 00:33:40,917 You wait. 659 00:33:41,117 --> 00:33:44,084 And, whoever speaks first.. loses. 660 00:33:46,659 --> 00:33:48,858 Sorry, I appreciate the call. 661 00:33:49,058 --> 00:33:51,388 I realy have to give this some thought. 662 00:33:51,588 --> 00:33:53,231 and, uh..talking to my wife about it. 663 00:33:53,431 --> 00:33:54,431 Can I call you back? 664 00:33:54,631 --> 00:33:56,087 They don't know, right? They gotta think about it. 665 00:33:56,287 --> 00:33:58,340 They gotta talk to the fucking wives. Or the fucking tooth fairy.. 666 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,420 The point is it doesn't matter what the fuck they say. 667 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:03,457 The only objection they have is they don't trust you guys. 668 00:34:03,657 --> 00:34:05,752 And, why should they trust you? I mean, look at you.. 669 00:34:05,952 --> 00:34:07,551 you're a bunch of fucking sleazy salemen right? 670 00:34:08,918 --> 00:34:10,672 So, what do you say? - You mean to tell me that.. 671 00:34:10,872 --> 00:34:14,941 if I put you in Union Carbide at 7 and took you out at 32.. 672 00:34:15,141 --> 00:34:17,569 Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47.. 673 00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:20,029 You're still at 16 and took you out at 41, 674 00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:21,229 ..you wouldn’t say Chester.. 675 00:34:21,429 --> 00:34:23,777 pick me up a few thousand shares at Disney? 676 00:34:23,977 --> 00:34:26,539 On the spot, right now. C’mon. - I mean, honestly Kevin. Honestly.. 677 00:34:26,739 --> 00:34:28,595 Seriously? - I don't know you. 678 00:34:28,795 --> 00:34:31,013 You cold called me. You're a total stranger.. 679 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:34,295 I'm in complete agreement with you, You don't know me, I don't know you.. 680 00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,571 ..Alden Kupferberg. - Robbie Feinberg. 681 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:38,770 Chester Ming. - I'm Senior Vice president at Stratton 682 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,656 ...Oakmont. - and I plan on being one of the... 683 00:34:41,856 --> 00:34:44,616 Top broker in my firm next year. - And, I'm not gonna get there, 684 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:45,816 by being wrong, Stan. - I do wanna say that.. 685 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:50,186 you sound like a pretty sincere guy. 686 00:34:50,386 --> 00:34:52,634 It's not gonna make you rich. It's not gonn make you poor. 687 00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:54,914 But, what Stratton..will do is serve as a... 688 00:34:55,114 --> 00:34:58,638 Benchmark, for future business, Kevin. - You feel comfortable with me, Scott? 689 00:34:58,838 --> 00:34:59,981 And, then you'll know for sure, 690 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:03,712 That you've finally found the broker on Wall Street that you can trust. 691 00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:07,612 And who can consistently, make you money. 692 00:35:07,812 --> 00:35:08,812 Sound fair enough? 693 00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:15,584 Yeah, I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. 694 00:35:16,804 --> 00:35:19,188 What do..what do you think? 695 00:35:19,388 --> 00:35:20,387 Kevin? 696 00:35:20,587 --> 00:35:22,891 You give me one shot here, 697 00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:25,213 On a blue chip stock like Kodak. 698 00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:27,379 And, believe me..Kevin. 699 00:35:27,579 --> 00:35:30,194 The only problem you gonna have.. 700 00:35:30,393 --> 00:35:32,626 is that you didn't buy more. 701 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,789 Sound fair enough? 702 00:35:36,597 --> 00:35:38,061 Shit.. 703 00:35:41,258 --> 00:35:43,857 My wife might devorce me. but, yeah.. let's do it. 704 00:35:46,192 --> 00:35:48,431 Excellent choice, Kevin. How much do you wanna go for it, this time? 705 00:35:48,631 --> 00:35:50,987 Let's do five..five thousand dollars. 706 00:35:51,187 --> 00:35:52,187 Why don't we try eight thousand, Kevin? 707 00:35:52,387 --> 00:35:53,387 All right, let's do ten. 708 00:35:53,587 --> 00:35:54,587 Ten? - You wanna do that? 709 00:35:54,787 --> 00:35:55,787 Excellent choice. 710 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,381 Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you, 711 00:35:58,581 --> 00:36:00,135 in a few minutes. With the exact confirmation. 712 00:36:00,335 --> 00:36:01,467 Kevin, and Welcome.. 713 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:04,138 ..to Stratton Oakmond. - Thanks man, I'm gonna have a beer, 714 00:36:05,841 --> 00:36:07,652 This is fun. - Take it easy Kevin. 715 00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:09,863 Thanks Jordan. Thanks a lot. 716 00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:19,215 What a fucking idiot. - The one.. 717 00:36:19,415 --> 00:36:22,595 ..thing I know about in this world is Airlines. 718 00:36:22,795 --> 00:36:26,295 And Kushon Airlines is the future of Airlines. 719 00:36:26,495 --> 00:36:28,161 Get in now.. - My name is Nicky Koskoff. 720 00:36:28,361 --> 00:36:31,931 Chester Ming, and i'm a Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont. 721 00:36:33,096 --> 00:36:36,126 Truly I'm so so sorry for your loss. 722 00:36:36,571 --> 00:36:39,070 When did he passed? - Just think I'm wrong.. 723 00:36:43,865 --> 00:36:47,612 It's like getting in on sunlight before there's any sunlight, you understand? 724 00:36:51,896 --> 00:36:55,667 That was a very intelligent decision I'm happy to transfer you to our sale associate. 725 00:36:55,867 --> 00:36:57,715 Rhonda. 726 00:36:57,915 --> 00:36:58,915 Rhonda? 727 00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:01,215 Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda? 728 00:37:08,015 --> 00:37:09,655 Everybody have a good week? 729 00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:12,339 End of the month. 730 00:37:12,659 --> 00:37:15,723 $28.7 million in gross commissions, 731 00:37:15,923 --> 00:37:19,278 All from Pink Sheets Stock Boys! 732 00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,690 And to celebrate with a weekly act of debauchery, 733 00:37:23,889 --> 00:37:27,269 I have offered our lovely sales assistant Danielle Harrison here, 734 00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:28,469 ten thousand dollars.. 735 00:37:29,177 --> 00:37:31,464 To shave a fucking eye! 736 00:37:31,908 --> 00:37:33,148 Yeah! 737 00:37:34,407 --> 00:37:37,804 You want this? Huh? You want this?! 738 00:37:39,397 --> 00:37:42,881 Let the shaving begin! 739 00:37:43,081 --> 00:37:44,665 Scalp, scalp...scalp. 740 00:37:44,666 --> 00:37:47,165 Scalp, scalp...scalp..scalp, scalp...scalp. 741 00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:54,320 FYI Boys, Danielle’s promised to use This 10 thousand dollars for breast implants! 742 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,205 She's already got C-cups, But now she wants fucking Double Ds! 743 00:37:58,405 --> 00:38:00,764 Is this a great company or what?! 744 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,102 This is the greatest fucking company of the world! 745 00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:10,659 Dominic.. 746 00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:13,804 Blow the roof off this motherfucker! 747 00:39:41,237 --> 00:39:42,912 Word spread throughout Wall Street. 748 00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:45,947 Even in places I didn't want it to. 749 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:58,586 It wasn't long before Forbes Magazine. 750 00:39:58,786 --> 00:40:02,058 The flagship of Wall Street called to do a 'Profile' on me. 751 00:40:02,258 --> 00:40:04,823 Let me ask you, How do you see the future for Straten Oakland. 752 00:40:05,023 --> 00:40:06,023 One word.. 753 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,031 Diversification. 754 00:40:10,231 --> 00:40:12,005 That's good. Thank you so much. 755 00:40:12,205 --> 00:40:13,205 I have more than enough. - Fantastic..fantastic. 756 00:40:13,405 --> 00:40:14,405 Can we get a quick picture? 757 00:40:15,645 --> 00:40:18,310 A total fucking hatchet job. 758 00:40:18,510 --> 00:40:20,834 This conniving little twat! Look at this? 759 00:40:21,034 --> 00:40:24,008 “The Wolf of Wall Street”. They call me..look. 760 00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:25,208 Your hair looks good. 761 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:27,934 “Jordan Belfort, 762 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,910 sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood 763 00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:33,554 who takes from the rich and gives to himself 764 00:40:33,754 --> 00:40:35,719 and his merry band of brokers”. 765 00:40:35,919 --> 00:40:37,012 Read that..read it. - Listen. 766 00:40:37,212 --> 00:40:38,212 There’s no such thing, 767 00:40:38,412 --> 00:40:41,891 as bad publicity, Sweeheart. - Read the article. 768 00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:43,091 Jordan, you look great. 769 00:40:43,291 --> 00:40:45,347 You're in a huge magazine. 770 00:40:54,097 --> 00:40:55,196 Calm the fuck down! 771 00:40:56,449 --> 00:40:56,513 What the hell’s all this? 772 00:40:56,713 --> 00:40:59,360 It's the Forbes article. They all wanna work for you now. 773 00:40:59,622 --> 00:41:01,151 Hey, what did I say?! 774 00:41:02,853 --> 00:41:05,634 Hey, you want a job? You talk to me! 775 00:41:07,106 --> 00:41:09,064 Forbes had made me a superstar. 776 00:41:10,581 --> 00:41:15,264 Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door. 777 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:17,373 If we hired ‘em, 778 00:41:17,573 --> 00:41:19,554 they dropped out of college overnight.. 779 00:41:19,754 --> 00:41:23,811 and spend whatever allowance they had on a new suit from our Straten tailor. 780 00:41:24,011 --> 00:41:25,011 Are you fuckin' serious right now! 781 00:41:26,324 --> 00:41:29,211 I mean, we're literally putting clothes on these kids backs. 782 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,529 And here comes, this jerk off sniffing around. 783 00:41:32,519 --> 00:41:35,489 You know, everytime someone rises up in the world. 784 00:41:35,989 --> 00:41:39,009 There's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down. 785 00:41:40,489 --> 00:41:43,042 Within months, we doubled in size, 786 00:41:43,242 --> 00:41:45,494 moved to even bigger offices. 787 00:41:52,482 --> 00:41:54,342 It was a madhouse, a greed-fest, 788 00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:58,966 with equal parts cocaine, testosterone and body fluids. 789 00:42:01,532 --> 00:42:02,592 It got so bad. 790 00:42:03,162 --> 00:42:05,147 I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone, 791 00:42:05,347 --> 00:42:06,347 between the hours of 9 and 7, 792 00:42:07,167 --> 00:42:09,440 but i'm telling you even that didn’t help. 793 00:42:09,647 --> 00:42:12,287 Actually the madness started on our very first day, 794 00:42:12,756 --> 00:42:14,671 when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, 795 00:42:14,871 --> 00:42:18,239 christened the elevator by getting a blowjob from a sales assistant. 796 00:42:18,439 --> 00:42:20,236 Her name was Pam and to her credit, 797 00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:22,706 she did have an amazing technique, with this.. 798 00:42:23,365 --> 00:42:24,735 wild twist and jerk motion. 799 00:42:25,735 --> 00:42:26,966 About a month later, 800 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,277 Donnie and I decided to dowble-team her, 801 00:42:29,477 --> 00:42:32,771 On a saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses. 802 00:42:33,244 --> 00:42:35,084 Eventually Ben married her, which was.. 803 00:42:35,604 --> 00:42:39,368 pretty amazing considering she blew every single guy in the office. 804 00:42:40,144 --> 00:42:42,772 He then got depressed and killed himself three years later. 805 00:42:42,972 --> 00:42:46,422 Anyway, I hired my Dad Max to maintain order, 806 00:42:46,622 --> 00:42:47,622 As the enforcer. 807 00:42:47,743 --> 00:42:49,764 Stratten's very own Gestapo. 808 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,564 We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper, 809 00:42:54,303 --> 00:42:57,753 which could be set off by something as innocuous as a ringing telephone. 810 00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:00,103 Who the fuck 811 00:43:00,863 --> 00:43:04,740 has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night! 812 00:43:05,962 --> 00:43:07,991 Goddammit! - You're gonna miss it. 813 00:43:08,191 --> 00:43:10,136 Oh, please tell me something I don't know. 814 00:43:10,336 --> 00:43:14,196 I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer. And they have to fucking... 815 00:43:14,691 --> 00:43:18,753 Hello?... - Gene, how are you Gene? But, as soon as he picked up the phone. 816 00:43:18,953 --> 00:43:20,702 He'd affect this weird British accent. 817 00:43:20,902 --> 00:43:21,801 right-eo.Gene that will be great... 818 00:43:22,721 --> 00:43:23,701 Cheerio. It was absolutely... 819 00:43:24,331 --> 00:43:26,930 The fucking half-wit! ..bizzare. 820 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:29,575 You missed it! And He's Mad Max all over again. 821 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,321 Alright, tell me what happened. What happened? 822 00:43:33,521 --> 00:43:34,521 Well, he discovered.. 823 00:43:34,721 --> 00:43:37,097 ..it was his mother's sister. - Who is he? Who? 824 00:43:37,297 --> 00:43:39,736 The main guy. You know the main guy. 825 00:43:39,936 --> 00:43:42,768 It was his mother's sister. She showed up dead. 826 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:47,831 Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know everything we're doing at Straten. 827 00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:49,234 Then, there's a big target. 828 00:43:50,483 --> 00:43:52,839 They get launched and stick? - There's a bullseye.. 829 00:43:53,039 --> 00:43:54,039 The bullseye is a dollar sign. 830 00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,236 Whoever, gets closer to the dollar sign get the most bucks. 831 00:43:57,948 --> 00:44:00,403 So, if he gets hurts, what happens? 832 00:44:01,398 --> 00:44:02,628 I don't think, he's gonna get hurt. 833 00:44:02,828 --> 00:44:05,197 they’ve got, like, superhuman strength anyway. 834 00:44:05,397 --> 00:44:07,976 You can't look him right in the eyes. 835 00:44:08,176 --> 00:44:10,851 You can't look him in the eye? - That's a fact. It's on PBS. 836 00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:13,375 They get confused and their wires get crossed. 837 00:44:13,575 --> 00:44:14,575 You gotta look like at the chin. 838 00:44:14,775 --> 00:44:17,110 Looks like i'm look at you but i'm lookin' at your chin. 839 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,667 They're like the monalisa, 840 00:44:19,867 --> 00:44:23,015 They find eye contact, like whever you're standing at the room. 841 00:44:23,215 --> 00:44:24,215 Then, they lock it.. 842 00:44:24,415 --> 00:44:26,375 But, there's a limit to what we can do with him? 843 00:44:27,016 --> 00:44:28,556 We're allowed to throw shit at him. We're allowed to throw.. 844 00:44:28,756 --> 00:44:29,756 foods..bananas.. 845 00:44:29,956 --> 00:44:32,797 But, for example, what i wouldn't do is maybe like.. 846 00:44:32,997 --> 00:44:33,997 tell him to pull his cock out.. 847 00:44:34,197 --> 00:44:36,820 and like get some of the girls to fondle him or shit.. 848 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:38,265 Let's keep that in our back pocket. 849 00:44:38,855 --> 00:44:41,599 This guy's more about thrown at the dartboard. 850 00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:43,065 The thing is... this is their gift, okay. 851 00:44:43,495 --> 00:44:45,695 They're build to be thrown. Like a lawn dart. 852 00:44:45,895 --> 00:44:48,273 Their top is heavy. Like a lawn dart, they're build for accuracy. 853 00:44:49,344 --> 00:44:50,444 Can we bowl with this guy? 854 00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:51,644 That's his fucking brother, Robbie. 855 00:44:51,844 --> 00:44:52,844 The brother is the bowling ball. 856 00:44:53,044 --> 00:44:54,044 The brother, 857 00:44:54,244 --> 00:44:55,948 you put a skateboard on him, strapped him to a skateboard.. 858 00:44:56,148 --> 00:44:57,148 And, toss him down an alley at some pins. 859 00:44:57,348 --> 00:44:58,995 No, shit. That's interesting. 860 00:44:59,195 --> 00:45:00,195 Can we get that guy? 861 00:45:00,395 --> 00:45:01,939 We'll get that guy too. But, it says here.. 862 00:45:02,139 --> 00:45:03,139 This guy will show his cock. 863 00:45:05,173 --> 00:45:06,449 They’re very ornery, by the way. 864 00:45:06,649 --> 00:45:08,576 So, you gotta be careful. With these litle guys, okay? 865 00:45:08,776 --> 00:45:09,776 Safety is first, alright? 866 00:45:09,993 --> 00:45:12,101 I want some of those fucking Tranquilizer gun ready.. 867 00:45:12,301 --> 00:45:13,301 to knock these fucker out. 868 00:45:14,303 --> 00:45:15,353 Maze, taser guns? 869 00:45:15,553 --> 00:45:16,553 A pallet gun, maybe? 870 00:45:16,753 --> 00:45:19,188 No, pallet gun's gonna hurt em. I just want em out! 871 00:45:19,802 --> 00:45:22,541 I say, we stick with the 'loophole'. Right..okay? 872 00:45:22,741 --> 00:45:24,812 If we don't consider him a human, we consider him as an act. 873 00:45:25,012 --> 00:45:26,693 I think we're in the clear. 874 00:45:26,972 --> 00:45:28,736 Like, you know like flying willanders, you know a lot of those guys died, 875 00:45:28,936 --> 00:45:30,645 Bu, they never sued anybody. - The important thing.. 876 00:45:30,845 --> 00:45:31,845 you guys gotta keep in mind is 877 00:45:32,045 --> 00:45:35,272 that these things gossip. They get together and they gossip. 878 00:45:35,472 --> 00:45:37,461 That's a good point. - And the last thing that we need.. 879 00:45:37,661 --> 00:45:40,332 is them getting together and say, ' oh, they made fun of us'.. 880 00:45:40,532 --> 00:45:42,887 It's gonna make Straten look bad. - That's why I love you. 881 00:45:43,087 --> 00:45:44,087 You think of shits like that. 882 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,591 We treat it just like one of us, okay? 883 00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:50,460 One of us, copul gobul one of us. 884 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:53,439 We accept them one of us. Copul gobul one of us. 885 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,688 We accept them one of us. Copul gobul one of us. 886 00:45:55,888 --> 00:45:56,888 Copul gobul one of us. - Jordan! 887 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,088 Your dad’s coming. 888 00:45:58,288 --> 00:45:59,817 Something to do with the American Express bill. 889 00:46:00,017 --> 00:46:02,379 Get him out of here? - Yeah, lick my twat. 890 00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:03,699 No, I'm serious. 891 00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:10,322 Make some shit up. 892 00:46:13,258 --> 00:46:14,358 $430,000 dollars 893 00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:17,625 ..in one month, Jordy? Huh? 894 00:46:17,825 --> 00:46:21,203 Four-hundred-and-fucking- thirty-thousand fucking dollars.. 895 00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:22,567 In one fucking month! 896 00:46:24,427 --> 00:46:25,417 They’re business expenses. Just relax 897 00:46:25,827 --> 00:46:27,387 Jordy, look what you got here? 898 00:46:27,587 --> 00:46:28,587 Look at this. 899 00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:32,040 26 thousand dollars for one fucking dinner! 900 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,240 Okay, no..no..no. This could be explained. 901 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,426 Dad we had clients. We had Pfi..Pfizer clients. 902 00:46:36,626 --> 00:46:38,415 Right, the portal house from argentina. 903 00:46:38,615 --> 00:46:40,388 Expensive champagne, the wine.. we had to buy champange, 904 00:46:40,588 --> 00:46:43,085 And you got all the fucking sides. Tell him what the sides were. 905 00:46:43,285 --> 00:46:44,448 I ordered sides, so.. - Sides? 906 00:46:44,648 --> 00:46:45,886 $26,000 907 00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:47,506 Worth of sides?! 908 00:46:48,076 --> 00:46:50,117 What are these sides? They cure cancer? 909 00:46:50,317 --> 00:46:52,162 The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem. 910 00:46:52,362 --> 00:46:53,362 They were up there. That's why they were expensive. 911 00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:55,295 Shut the fuck up. - I'm seriou.. 912 00:46:55,495 --> 00:46:56,495 Stop. 913 00:46:56,695 --> 00:46:57,695 And, EJ Entertainment. 914 00:46:57,725 --> 00:46:59,809 What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?! 915 00:47:00,009 --> 00:47:02,486 Well..that's uh.. 916 00:47:02,686 --> 00:47:04,497 Yeah, Jordan. What's EJ Entertainment?! 917 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:05,697 Jordan what is that? 918 00:47:05,897 --> 00:47:07,545 It’s a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy. 919 00:47:07,745 --> 00:47:08,745 That's what it is! 920 00:47:08,945 --> 00:47:09,945 That is what it is. 921 00:47:10,145 --> 00:47:12,258 Isn't that the perfect, description for them? 922 00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:13,458 That is what it is...but.. 923 00:47:13,658 --> 00:47:14,658 None of this were charged to me. 924 00:47:14,913 --> 00:47:16,293 This is all of them. 925 00:47:16,653 --> 00:47:18,163 Oh, it's all us? 926 00:47:18,363 --> 00:47:20,166 It wasn't me though. Fucking explain this shit to him. 927 00:47:20,366 --> 00:47:22,458 These are all your fucking charges! Right here. 928 00:47:22,658 --> 00:47:25,512 The IRS they allow for T&A, that's fine. 929 00:47:25,712 --> 00:47:26,712 T&E 930 00:47:26,913 --> 00:47:28,817 T&E - I said, T&E. 931 00:47:29,017 --> 00:47:30,017 No, you said T&A. - No, I didn't. 932 00:47:30,103 --> 00:47:31,953 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. 933 00:47:32,309 --> 00:47:33,727 You said T&A. It's T&E. alright? 934 00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:36,164 I know you're upset about the dinner. And that makes sense. 935 00:47:36,364 --> 00:47:39,201 B'cos, we did spend too much money. But, I said T&E. 936 00:47:39,401 --> 00:47:41,107 Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said. 937 00:47:41,307 --> 00:47:42,307 Dad, he said T&A. - He did. 938 00:47:42,507 --> 00:47:44,192 He said T&A. - Absolutely, no question. 939 00:47:46,411 --> 00:47:47,591 I'm getting this close! 940 00:47:47,791 --> 00:47:48,791 That's what i'm saying. 941 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:49,991 I want you to open up more, Max. 942 00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:51,377 He's gonna fucking kill you. 943 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:52,577 Why do you hold it in? 944 00:47:52,777 --> 00:47:55,088 Max, Max..Why do you hold it in? - That's it. 945 00:47:55,288 --> 00:47:56,288 That's it. Get the fuck out of here. 946 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:02,384 What kinda hookers take credit card? - A rich one! 947 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,149 In Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers. 948 00:48:04,769 --> 00:48:06,530 The blue chips, top of the line. Model material. 949 00:48:07,270 --> 00:48:10,079 They cost between $300 and $500 and you had wear a condom. 950 00:48:10,279 --> 00:48:11,279 unless, you gave them a hefty tip, 951 00:48:11,479 --> 00:48:13,520 which of course, I always did. 952 00:48:13,769 --> 00:48:14,829 Then came NASDAQs, 953 00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:17,173 who were pretty, but not great, 954 00:48:17,373 --> 00:48:19,193 They cost betweem two to three hundred bucks. 955 00:48:19,839 --> 00:48:22,218 Finally there were pink sheets, skanks. 956 00:48:22,659 --> 00:48:23,669 They cost about a hundred or less, 957 00:48:24,048 --> 00:48:27,296 and if you didn't wear a condom, you'd get a penicillin shot the next day, 958 00:48:27,496 --> 00:48:28,496 and pray your dick didn't fall off. 959 00:48:29,228 --> 00:48:30,538 Not that we didn’t fuck them, too. 960 00:48:30,858 --> 00:48:33,505 Believe me, we did. 961 00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:35,806 It's that slip disc thing again. 962 00:48:36,006 --> 00:48:37,006 I know what it is. You know, 963 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:39,998 too much..with EJ entertainment. 964 00:48:41,331 --> 00:48:42,556 How are things at home? 965 00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:43,756 Well, not the best. 966 00:48:43,956 --> 00:48:47,042 It just doesn't... you know what i'm saying. 967 00:48:47,242 --> 00:48:48,242 It's like the smell.. 968 00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:50,819 There's a smell,there's attraction thing and after a while, 969 00:48:51,019 --> 00:48:52,020 It just kinda fades away a little bit.. 970 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,401 Yeah, well..it's supposed to fade away. 971 00:48:54,601 --> 00:48:56,171 Supposed to? - That's marriage. 972 00:48:56,371 --> 00:48:57,371 You know, your mother and I. 973 00:48:57,571 --> 00:48:59,587 We've been married a long long time. - I know. 974 00:48:59,787 --> 00:49:02,192 What do you think? We're jumping into bed every two minutes? 975 00:49:02,392 --> 00:49:03,998 It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death. 976 00:49:04,198 --> 00:49:06,349 I wanna stay married, Dad. But..uh.. 977 00:49:06,549 --> 00:49:07,549 It's crazy out there. 978 00:49:07,749 --> 00:49:10,513 Some of these girls, you should see them. Oh my God! 979 00:49:10,713 --> 00:49:13,879 They're fucking..the things they're doing now, Pops. 980 00:49:14,079 --> 00:49:16,436 I mean..it's whole on another level. 981 00:49:16,636 --> 00:49:18,090 Really? - And, they're all shaved too. 982 00:49:18,290 --> 00:49:20,075 Get out of here! - They're all shaven. 983 00:49:20,302 --> 00:49:23,359 Are you kidding me? No bush? - Bald as a China-doll. 984 00:49:23,559 --> 00:49:25,172 No, bush. - Oh my God! 985 00:49:25,372 --> 00:49:29,595 All of a sudden, One week. Nobody'd anything down there, anywhere. 986 00:49:29,795 --> 00:49:32,327 It's a new world. - They're bald from the eyebrows down. 987 00:49:32,527 --> 00:49:34,447 Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitches. 988 00:49:34,647 --> 00:49:36,720 Like lasers. - Wow, new world, see? 989 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,404 I was born too, too.. early. 990 00:49:39,604 --> 00:49:42,057 I've never been a fan of bush, to be honest. 991 00:49:42,257 --> 00:49:43,257 Really? - Yeah. 992 00:49:43,457 --> 00:49:44,457 I don't mind it. 993 00:49:44,657 --> 00:49:45,657 Dad.. 994 00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:48,493 I dont want you stressing out about any of these. 995 00:49:48,693 --> 00:49:49,693 How can I not get stressed out? 996 00:49:49,893 --> 00:49:51,549 Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you? 997 00:49:51,749 --> 00:49:54,320 I know they're knuckleheads but I need em to live like me. 998 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,268 You get it? To lived like me. 999 00:49:56,468 --> 00:49:57,467 Jordy, 1000 00:49:57,667 --> 00:50:01,544 one of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost. 1001 00:50:04,155 --> 00:50:05,723 You're looking at me like I'm crazy. 1002 00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:06,923 Crazy? 1003 00:50:07,123 --> 00:50:08,706 This is Obscene! 1004 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:09,906 It was obscene -- 1005 00:50:10,106 --> 00:50:12,006 in the normal world. 1006 00:50:12,206 --> 00:50:15,181 But, who wanted to live there? 1007 00:50:23,140 --> 00:50:27,290 Fucking magic! I love this! 1008 00:50:27,770 --> 00:50:32,220 We got minds up here, that's gonna take this company. 1009 00:50:32,420 --> 00:50:36,027 Into the fucking stratosphere! 1010 00:50:38,638 --> 00:50:40,895 Jor-dan! Jor-dan! Jor-dan! 1011 00:50:43,955 --> 00:50:45,802 Fuck Merrill Lynch, Fuck them. 1012 00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:47,002 Why should they be taking all the fucking money, 1013 00:50:47,202 --> 00:50:48,365 all the fucking time. 1014 00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:50,737 It was our next big move. 1015 00:50:51,237 --> 00:50:53,037 Finding companies to take public. 1016 00:50:53,657 --> 00:50:54,587 IPOs. 1017 00:50:55,037 --> 00:50:56,718 It was the only way, these Wall Street pricks.. 1018 00:50:56,918 --> 00:50:57,918 would ever stop thinking of us as some.. 1019 00:50:58,826 --> 00:51:00,124 ..shit kicker bucket shot. 1020 00:51:00,324 --> 00:51:01,324 We’ve got Arncliffe National, 1021 00:51:01,796 --> 00:51:03,418 See, we were a little different. 1022 00:51:03,618 --> 00:51:04,618 We liked to get as fucked up as possible. 1023 00:51:04,818 --> 00:51:06,873 During our business pow-wows. 1024 00:51:07,246 --> 00:51:09,196 In order to stimulate our free flowing ideas. 1025 00:51:10,016 --> 00:51:12,096 Which is why, we're popping these ludes like they're M&Ms. 1026 00:51:14,686 --> 00:51:17,572 We own the fuckin' comp.. 1027 00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:20,215 We own the company... Don't know what a lude is? 1028 00:51:20,415 --> 00:51:21,415 I'll tell you. 1029 00:51:21,615 --> 00:51:23,382 Ah, wait. Wait wait wait. 1030 00:51:23,582 --> 00:51:25,460 Looks like those ludes, 1031 00:51:25,660 --> 00:51:28,606 are woking their magic on Donnie right now. 1032 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,139 The Qualude. 1033 00:52:03,339 --> 00:52:06,069 or 'lude' as it is commonly referred to. 1034 00:52:06,269 --> 00:52:10,157 Was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor. 1035 00:52:10,357 --> 00:52:11,356 that’s not feathers.. 1036 00:52:11,361 --> 00:52:12,799 -- as a sedative.. 1037 00:52:12,999 --> 00:52:17,059 and was prescribed to stressed out housewives with sleep disorders. 1038 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:18,259 But, pretty soon.. 1039 00:52:18,459 --> 00:52:19,459 someone figured out.. 1040 00:52:19,659 --> 00:52:23,139 that if you resisted the urge to sleep for fifteen minutes, 1041 00:52:23,339 --> 00:52:25,792 you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. 1042 00:52:25,992 --> 00:52:29,938 Didn’t take long for people to start abusing ludes, ‘course, 1043 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,629 and in 1982 the U.S. Government Schedule One’d them, 1044 00:52:32,829 --> 00:52:35,131 along with the rest of the world. 1045 00:52:35,579 --> 00:52:38,620 Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. 1046 00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:39,820 No shit, 1047 00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:42,410 you can’t even buy ‘em anymore. 1048 00:52:42,610 --> 00:52:44,867 You people’re all shit outta luck. 1049 00:52:45,919 --> 00:52:48,016 What is it? - Steeef Maddin.. 1050 00:52:48,216 --> 00:52:49,216 Steeef Maddin.. 1051 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,416 Steeef.. -Steeef. 1052 00:52:52,049 --> 00:52:53,218 You remember those ads? 1053 00:52:54,211 --> 00:52:56,329 Those giant headed girls with the bunked eyes, 1054 00:52:56,529 --> 00:52:57,529 wearing those big clunky shoes. 1055 00:52:58,192 --> 00:52:59,906 My friend from school Steve Madden. 1056 00:53:00,106 --> 00:53:01,778 His friend from school Steve Madden. 1057 00:53:02,108 --> 00:53:04,850 Steve Madden was 'The name' in women shoes at that moment and, 1058 00:53:05,050 --> 00:53:08,311 and all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public. 1059 00:53:09,547 --> 00:53:11,416 Except, guess who grew up with him? 1060 00:53:11,616 --> 00:53:12,616 Women shoes. Women shoose. 1061 00:53:12,816 --> 00:53:15,622 My very own Vice President. 1062 00:53:17,967 --> 00:53:19,989 Diamond Donnie Azoff. 1063 00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:26,269 Jordan, you better come check this fucking chick out. 1064 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:28,053 Look. 1065 00:53:33,368 --> 00:53:35,559 I would fuck that girl, if she was my sister. 1066 00:53:35,759 --> 00:53:38,530 I would let that girl, give me fucking aids. 1067 00:53:43,577 --> 00:53:45,385 She's hot. - Cristy. 1068 00:53:51,999 --> 00:53:53,567 Jordan, this is my friend Naomi. 1069 00:53:53,767 --> 00:53:54,766 Hi. - Naomi. 1070 00:53:54,966 --> 00:53:55,966 Nice to meet you. 1071 00:53:56,173 --> 00:53:57,493 Naomi, Nice to meet you. 1072 00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:59,525 You have an awesome place here. 1073 00:53:59,725 --> 00:54:02,513 I don’t think I’ve ever been in a house like this big before. 1074 00:54:02,713 --> 00:54:03,713 Oh, really? - Yeah. - Beautiful beach out there.. 1075 00:54:04,472 --> 00:54:05,572 Blair Hollingsworth. 1076 00:54:07,188 --> 00:54:08,302 Hi. Buddy, nice to meet you. 1077 00:54:08,592 --> 00:54:10,039 Name's Blair right? - Yeah. 1078 00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,239 You like to jet ski? 1079 00:54:11,439 --> 00:54:12,439 I've never done it before. 1080 00:54:12,703 --> 00:54:13,933 you’ve never jet-ski’ed in your life?! 1081 00:54:14,782 --> 00:54:16,112 No, i've never jet-ski'ed. - You’ve never been to jet-ski’ed.. 1082 00:54:16,502 --> 00:54:17,732 No, i haven't. - How many times you gonna ask her, 1083 00:54:17,932 --> 00:54:18,932 She's never been on a jer ski. 1084 00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:21,733 I don't know, I might ask her a couple more times. 1085 00:54:21,933 --> 00:54:22,933 Okay. 1086 00:54:25,578 --> 00:54:26,906 Hi, I'm Hildy. 1087 00:54:27,106 --> 00:54:28,106 Nice to meet you. - Hi. 1088 00:54:28,306 --> 00:54:29,912 Jordan, Teresa needs your help. 1089 00:54:30,112 --> 00:54:31,112 Yeah. I'll be out in couple of minutes. 1090 00:54:31,312 --> 00:54:32,926 Just tell her, I'll be out in couple of minutes. 1091 00:54:33,126 --> 00:54:35,922 Why don't you tell your wife that? - How am I to do that, when i'm having a conversation? 1092 00:54:36,122 --> 00:54:38,521 What am I, your secretary? - I think, we should get going. 1093 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:39,930 Wait, wait. where're you guys going? 1094 00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:41,875 We gotta go. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to. 1095 00:54:42,075 --> 00:54:43,075 We can stay for a drink. - Yes, stay for a drink. 1096 00:54:43,275 --> 00:54:46,024 No, we got two other parties we're supposed to get to. so.. 1097 00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:47,449 Why don't you let her stay for a bit. 1098 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:50,345 Let her stay for a bit. What's the big deal? 1099 00:54:50,545 --> 00:54:52,145 You like champagne? - I do. 1100 00:54:52,345 --> 00:54:54,627 Donnie, what the fuck are you doing? 1101 00:54:54,827 --> 00:54:55,827 You piece of shit! 1102 00:55:04,674 --> 00:55:05,976 You guys're gonna have to excuse my friend. 1103 00:55:06,176 --> 00:55:07,175 Get the fuck out of here! 1104 00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:14,361 Let him fucking finish, Hildy. 1105 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:15,561 That's fucking rude! 1106 00:55:21,894 --> 00:55:23,412 So, Bay Ridge. That’s near Staten Island, right? 1107 00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:26,029 Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge. 1108 00:55:26,229 --> 00:55:28,144 Saturday night fever, territory. - That's right. 1109 00:55:28,344 --> 00:55:29,344 Guinea gulch. 1110 00:55:29,544 --> 00:55:31,856 We call the Verrazano Bridge guinea gang point. 1111 00:55:33,538 --> 00:55:34,867 So, I presume, You’re Italian? 1112 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,067 On my dad’s side. 1113 00:55:36,267 --> 00:55:39,403 I'm also Dutch, German, English.. 1114 00:55:39,603 --> 00:55:40,604 -- I’m a mutt. 1115 00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:41,804 Oh, you're a mutt. 1116 00:55:42,004 --> 00:55:44,731 Yeah. Actually, I have family over there, in London. 1117 00:55:44,931 --> 00:55:45,931 My Aunt Emma. 1118 00:55:46,131 --> 00:55:47,131 She's the best. 1119 00:55:47,331 --> 00:55:50,587 Very British, you know? Classy Lady. 1120 00:55:50,787 --> 00:55:51,787 That explains it then. 1121 00:55:51,987 --> 00:55:52,987 Explains what? 1122 00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,434 Explains you. I mean.. 1123 00:55:54,634 --> 00:55:55,634 You’re a Duchess, right. 1124 00:55:55,834 --> 00:55:58,220 The Duchess of Bay Ridge. 1125 00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:02,320 Excuse me? 1126 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,591 Can I get a straw please? 1127 00:56:06,192 --> 00:56:07,759 Thank you. 1128 00:56:10,091 --> 00:56:11,696 So, I was umm.. 1129 00:56:11,896 --> 00:56:15,253 ...a little surprised you asked Cristy for my number. 1130 00:56:16,805 --> 00:56:18,317 Why's that? 1131 00:56:20,138 --> 00:56:21,596 Aren’t you married? 1132 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:23,926 Well.. 1133 00:56:24,126 --> 00:56:25,126 Yeah, but..what? 1134 00:56:25,326 --> 00:56:27,788 Married people can’t have friends? 1135 00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:31,422 We're gonna be friends? 1136 00:56:31,622 --> 00:56:32,622 Yeah. 1137 00:56:32,822 --> 00:56:35,595 You don't wanna be my friend? 1138 00:56:38,992 --> 00:56:41,575 We are not gonna be friends. 1139 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,397 --and at night I work my designs. 1140 00:56:52,597 --> 00:56:54,921 I have an entire line of lingerie.. 1141 00:56:55,121 --> 00:56:57,797 Camisoles, bustiers, panties. 1142 00:56:59,430 --> 00:57:01,433 She designs panties, too? 1143 00:57:01,633 --> 00:57:04,113 Oh my God! 1144 00:57:13,636 --> 00:57:15,884 C'mon, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment?! 1145 00:57:21,714 --> 00:57:23,585 You wanna come up for some tea or something? 1146 00:57:25,552 --> 00:57:26,535 Tea? Yeah. 1147 00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,928 Like hot tea? - Yeah. 1148 00:57:29,128 --> 00:57:30,128 Sounds nice. 1149 00:57:30,328 --> 00:57:32,695 Tea. Fuck yeah. I want to come up for tea. 1150 00:57:32,895 --> 00:57:36,701 Darjeeling..Rosettes..or something of that shit.. 1151 00:57:36,901 --> 00:57:37,901 Rocky. Who's this. 1152 00:57:38,925 --> 00:57:41,471 Say hi, Rocky. - Hi, sweet heart. 1153 00:57:44,238 --> 00:57:46,492 Why don’t you light a fire? I’ll be right out. 1154 00:57:46,692 --> 00:57:48,747 Fire here. - Sure. 1155 00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:54,487 I like painting here, It's uh... 1156 00:58:00,968 --> 00:58:03,463 God, help me. How do I fuck this girl? 1157 00:58:07,537 --> 00:58:08,979 You allright? - Yeah, yeah. Just, 1158 00:58:09,179 --> 00:58:11,267 Trying to light a fire here. 1159 00:58:16,434 --> 00:58:19,074 That’s it, you’re leaving. Don't get involved. Go home to your wife. 1160 00:58:29,733 --> 00:58:30,863 As you can probably guess, 1161 00:58:31,063 --> 00:58:34,520 I fucked her goddamn brains out. 1162 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:40,990 For eleven seconds. 1163 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:52,841 Did you just cum? 1164 00:58:53,041 --> 00:58:54,040 Oh, yeah. I just came. 1165 00:58:56,261 --> 00:58:58,548 Did you..did you come? - No. 1166 00:58:58,748 --> 00:58:59,748 No? Okay. 1167 00:58:59,948 --> 00:59:02,624 I'm still hard. Just give me a sec to get going. 1168 00:59:02,824 --> 00:59:03,823 Sure. 1169 00:59:17,785 --> 00:59:18,608 Oh, God! 1170 00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:19,808 Fuck off, Rocky! 1171 00:59:20,008 --> 00:59:22,277 Bad dog. - Give him a biscuitt or something.. 1172 00:59:22,477 --> 00:59:23,477 It's okay. 1173 00:59:23,677 --> 00:59:24,676 Just keep going. 1174 00:59:24,876 --> 00:59:26,633 Go, play Rocky. Go..go. 1175 00:59:30,037 --> 00:59:32,149 You're crazy. I couldn’t get enough. 1176 00:59:32,349 --> 00:59:34,534 I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me. 1177 00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:37,327 It wasn't just about the sex, either. 1178 00:59:37,527 --> 00:59:38,527 Naomi and I got along. 1179 00:59:38,727 --> 00:59:41,419 I mean, we had similar interest and shits. 1180 01:00:10,955 --> 01:00:12,095 Woohoo. Shit! 1181 01:00:23,964 --> 01:00:26,251 You, get out of the fucking car! 1182 01:00:27,879 --> 01:00:29,616 Sick son of a bitch. 1183 01:00:31,654 --> 01:00:33,989 Just relax, sweetheart. relax.. 1184 01:00:34,804 --> 01:00:37,553 Son of a fucking bitch! 1185 01:00:37,753 --> 01:00:38,753 Stop, please. 1186 01:00:41,673 --> 01:00:42,943 What are you doing home? - That whore from the party? 1187 01:00:43,313 --> 01:00:44,173 Jesus Christ! 1188 01:00:44,373 --> 01:00:45,373 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1189 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:48,232 I thought you were at the fucking beach.. 1190 01:00:48,432 --> 01:00:49,432 That's where you've fucking been? 1191 01:00:49,632 --> 01:00:52,141 With that fucking whore from the party?! 1192 01:00:52,341 --> 01:00:54,701 How could you do this to me?! 1193 01:00:56,422 --> 01:00:57,491 Who the fuck are you, Jordan? 1194 01:00:57,981 --> 01:01:00,738 You’re like a completely different fucking person! 1195 01:01:00,938 --> 01:01:03,135 I made a mistake, I don't know what to tell you babe. 1196 01:01:03,335 --> 01:01:04,335 I'm sorry. 1197 01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:08,231 I am sorry. - Is that what you want? 1198 01:01:18,943 --> 01:01:20,320 Do you love her? 1199 01:01:26,088 --> 01:01:27,439 Answer me. 1200 01:01:49,147 --> 01:01:50,995 I felt horrible. 1201 01:01:51,448 --> 01:01:53,098 Three days later, I filed for divorce 1202 01:01:53,298 --> 01:01:55,961 and moved Naomi into the apartment. 1203 01:01:59,827 --> 01:02:03,488 Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. 1204 01:02:03,688 --> 01:02:06,723 She brought in a decorator, feng shui’d the place-- 1205 01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:09,153 she even hired a gay butler. 1206 01:02:09,352 --> 01:02:11,248 This guy was smart, sophisticated, 1207 01:02:11,448 --> 01:02:13,797 professional, i mean..really, really great. 1208 01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:14,997 Jasmine? 1209 01:02:15,197 --> 01:02:17,811 Yes, Sir. I tried to stump you this evenning. Very good.. 1210 01:02:18,011 --> 01:02:20,315 Very good. Great nose! 1211 01:02:20,515 --> 01:02:22,482 Except for that, one time. 1212 01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:28,000 Omigod! 1213 01:02:30,213 --> 01:02:31,317 Oh, hey. 1214 01:02:31,517 --> 01:02:33,600 Is it wenesday already? 1215 01:02:35,110 --> 01:02:36,135 What the fuck? 1216 01:02:36,925 --> 01:02:38,095 That is fucked up! 1217 01:02:39,249 --> 01:02:42,199 He must have thought, we're still at the Hamptons this weekend you know.. 1218 01:02:42,399 --> 01:02:44,518 Where were they doing, sweeheart? In the bedroom? - They're everywhere. 1219 01:02:44,718 --> 01:02:45,718 There were two guys over there on the table, 1220 01:02:45,918 --> 01:02:47,543 There were more over here. 1221 01:02:47,743 --> 01:02:48,743 They were more right here. - Oh, God! 1222 01:02:48,943 --> 01:02:51,699 You're fucking serious. Right there? Why didn't you tell me.. 1223 01:02:51,899 --> 01:02:53,934 Baby it gets worse. 1224 01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:57,833 After they left, I checked the apartment. 1225 01:02:58,033 --> 01:02:59,033 What? 1226 01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:01,194 What is it babe? What? 1227 01:03:01,394 --> 01:03:02,532 Where is my money? 1228 01:03:02,732 --> 01:03:05,787 I don't know where they are. - Where's my fucking money? Where is it? 1229 01:03:05,987 --> 01:03:07,819 I don't know where your money is Mr.Belfort. 1230 01:03:08,019 --> 01:03:10,121 I didn’t do anything. - He's lying Jordan, 1231 01:03:10,321 --> 01:03:11,320 He's lying through his fucking teeth! 1232 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:12,520 Let' start from the beginning. 1233 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:15,677 Let' start from the beginning. Alright? You invited friends over, right? 1234 01:03:15,877 --> 01:03:17,675 One thing let to another. Things got out of hand. 1235 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,151 We understand that, we do. 1236 01:03:19,351 --> 01:03:21,776 We do blow all the time. We are fucking degenerates ourselves. 1237 01:03:21,976 --> 01:03:22,976 Look at us. 1238 01:03:23,176 --> 01:03:25,977 The money was stolen from my apartment. Right from my sock drawer. 1239 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:27,177 Alright? - As I said, 1240 01:03:27,377 --> 01:03:29,274 I don't know about money.. - Just start from the begining. 1241 01:03:29,474 --> 01:03:31,227 Who came over? - It's just a normal day. 1242 01:03:31,427 --> 01:03:32,426 I knew you're coming home the next day. 1243 01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:34,660 So, everything will be fine. It'll be cleaned up. 1244 01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:36,527 I got a little high, at breakfast. 1245 01:03:36,727 --> 01:03:38,579 I got a little happy, I had some eggs, 1246 01:03:38,779 --> 01:03:41,542 I had a little bit of ice cream. I said, who I knew that likes ice cream. 1247 01:03:41,742 --> 01:03:42,741 That's my frined Rudy. 1248 01:03:42,941 --> 01:03:44,201 So, I call Rudy. - Who's Rudy? 1249 01:03:44,401 --> 01:03:45,401 Yeah, Who's Rudy? 1250 01:03:46,909 --> 01:03:48,772 You know, who Rudy is. Come on. 1251 01:03:48,972 --> 01:03:50,259 You know who he is? - I don't know fuck.. 1252 01:03:50,459 --> 01:03:51,936 Who the fuck's Rudy? 1253 01:03:52,136 --> 01:03:54,352 I don't know any one name Rudy. - Last month, the Lollypop Club. 1254 01:03:54,552 --> 01:03:55,739 You know who Rudy was, dancing. 1255 01:03:55,939 --> 01:03:59,200 You know...Rudy? - I don't..I..I eh.. 1256 01:04:00,159 --> 01:04:01,129 What do you mean? 1257 01:04:01,329 --> 01:04:02,329 So, he went to the Lollypop Club? 1258 01:04:02,489 --> 01:04:06,131 Oh, he was at the Lollypop club for sure. On the stage, griding with everybody.. 1259 01:04:06,331 --> 01:04:07,331 I got fucked up. I like to dance... 1260 01:04:08,811 --> 01:04:10,682 Maybe, I met him. Maybe I didn't.. I meet a lot of fucking peoplel. 1261 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:14,250 Fifty thousand dollars was stolen from my fucking socks drawer. 1262 01:04:14,707 --> 01:04:16,557 All my girlfriend's jewellery.. 1263 01:04:17,337 --> 01:04:18,407 What the fuck? - Your fucking faggot friend.. 1264 01:04:18,607 --> 01:04:19,607 ..Rudy take my shit. 1265 01:04:19,877 --> 01:04:21,227 Did he? Answer me. 1266 01:04:21,427 --> 01:04:22,959 Okay, now I get it. 1267 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:24,158 Now I get why. 1268 01:04:24,456 --> 01:04:26,736 This is a gay thing. I see. All of you. 1269 01:04:26,936 --> 01:04:29,184 You think this is b'cos you're fag? 1270 01:04:29,384 --> 01:04:31,086 My cousin is a fucking faggot. 1271 01:04:31,286 --> 01:04:34,035 And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags! 1272 01:04:34,742 --> 01:04:36,694 I will not be stolen from. You get that? 1273 01:04:36,894 --> 01:04:38,701 I fucking like gay people. But I don't like you. 1274 01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:50,316 Talk, you fuck. Talk! 1275 01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:52,485 I'm gonna drop you, fucking.. Where is it? 1276 01:04:53,085 --> 01:04:55,937 Chester and Toby they went all Yakuza on Nicholas. 1277 01:04:56,137 --> 01:04:57,137 They got crazy. 1278 01:04:58,964 --> 01:05:01,084 I had to call the cops just to keep em for killing the poor guy. 1279 01:05:02,144 --> 01:05:05,272 I gave 'em each a thousand bucks and told them what Nicholas had done. 1280 01:05:05,472 --> 01:05:07,307 And they kicked his ass. 1281 01:05:07,533 --> 01:05:08,879 Thanks again, officers. 1282 01:05:09,250 --> 01:05:12,012 It's not like I cared about the fifty grand anyway. 1283 01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:15,192 I was making that much alnost everyday through one rathole or the other. 1284 01:05:16,382 --> 01:05:17,502 Now, 'rathole' is a friend. 1285 01:05:18,062 --> 01:05:18,922 Like, Brad here. 1286 01:05:19,282 --> 01:05:22,038 Who helps stock in his name from me. 1287 01:05:24,694 --> 01:05:26,037 I drive the price up. 1288 01:05:26,237 --> 01:05:28,845 Then, he'd sell and kick most of the profit back to.. 1289 01:05:29,045 --> 01:05:31,024 You guessed it.. me. 1290 01:05:33,929 --> 01:05:35,680 All cash. None of it on the books. 1291 01:05:36,101 --> 01:05:38,480 A big 'no, no' of course in the eyes of the law. 1292 01:05:39,011 --> 01:05:42,524 Enter our new Securities Attorney, Manny Riskin. 1293 01:05:42,724 --> 01:05:44,941 700 bucks an hour, to be the voice.. 1294 01:05:45,601 --> 01:05:46,943 ..of DOOM. - Listen to me, 1295 01:05:47,143 --> 01:05:49,432 You piss on the SEC’s leg, you’ll end up with your tits in a ringer. 1296 01:05:49,632 --> 01:05:51,972 Will you not worry about it. I got the SEC in control. 1297 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,710 What the fuck is this imbecile doing?! 1298 01:05:55,180 --> 01:05:57,678 Hey, hey. What're you doing? 1299 01:05:57,679 --> 01:06:00,178 Hey! We got the SEC in here. 1300 01:06:00,179 --> 01:06:04,996 The Securities and Exchange Commission sent two lawyers down to review our files, 1301 01:06:05,196 --> 01:06:07,159 so, I set them up in our conference room. 1302 01:06:07,359 --> 01:06:10,369 And, I had it bugged and the air conditioning turned up so high, 1303 01:06:10,569 --> 01:06:12,425 that it felt like Antarctica in there. 1304 01:06:12,625 --> 01:06:13,625 Is it always this cold in here? 1305 01:06:13,998 --> 01:06:14,858 I don't know. 1306 01:06:15,178 --> 01:06:18,486 Then, while they were, looking for a smoking gun in that room. 1307 01:06:20,598 --> 01:06:22,758 I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here. 1308 01:06:23,378 --> 01:06:25,268 Offering up our latest IPO. 1309 01:06:25,778 --> 01:06:27,757 An IPO is an initial public offering, 1310 01:06:28,387 --> 01:06:32,078 the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. 1311 01:06:32,177 --> 01:06:34,156 Now, as the firm taking the company public, 1312 01:06:34,356 --> 01:06:38,036 We set the initial price, then sold those shares back to our friends. 1313 01:06:38,236 --> 01:06:39,236 Look, 1314 01:06:40,046 --> 01:06:42,236 I know, you're not following what I’m saying. Anyway, right? 1315 01:06:42,436 --> 01:06:44,141 That's okay. That doesn't matter. 1316 01:06:44,341 --> 01:06:45,878 The real question is this, 1317 01:06:46,078 --> 01:06:47,571 “was all this legal?” 1318 01:06:48,315 --> 01:06:50,307 Absolutely, fucking not! 1319 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,974 But, we were making more money that we knew what to do. 1320 01:06:57,188 --> 01:06:59,554 What do you do, when you're making more money than, you know what to do with? 1321 01:07:06,186 --> 01:07:07,594 Omigod!! 1322 01:07:07,794 --> 01:07:08,793 Will you marry me? 1323 01:07:08,993 --> 01:07:10,788 Omigod! 1324 01:07:10,988 --> 01:07:12,833 Is that a 'Yes'? 1325 01:07:14,395 --> 01:07:17,212 Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. 1326 01:07:17,412 --> 01:07:19,255 Are you sure? - Yeah! 1327 01:07:29,448 --> 01:07:33,184 I held my bachelor party at the Mirage, in Las Vegas. 1328 01:07:33,384 --> 01:07:35,497 The flight there alone, was a Baccanal! 1329 01:07:35,697 --> 01:07:39,027 One last blowout for the Gods before I settled down for good. 1330 01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:40,846 A hundred Strattonites. 1331 01:07:41,996 --> 01:07:45,115 Fifty hookers plus fifty more waiting once we landed. 1332 01:07:45,486 --> 01:07:46,822 Oh, and the drugs..I mean, 1333 01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:50,263 I tell you our plane was a pharmacy with wings. 1334 01:08:19,864 --> 01:08:20,640 All told, 1335 01:08:20,839 --> 01:08:23,798 the weekend cost me two million bucks. 1336 01:08:24,318 --> 01:08:26,998 Including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor. 1337 01:08:29,433 --> 01:08:30,904 Kiss the bride. 1338 01:08:33,078 --> 01:08:35,758 But, the wedding was like something out of a fairy tale. 1339 01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:38,408 --with Naomi my Duchess, 1340 01:08:39,168 --> 01:08:40,548 me her handsome Duke.. 1341 01:08:41,108 --> 01:08:44,198 ..and The Bahamas Ocean Club our castle. 1342 01:08:54,585 --> 01:08:56,025 Of course, after that bachelor party, 1343 01:08:56,026 --> 01:08:59,806 Me..the Duke needed a few penicillin shots so he could.. 1344 01:09:00,456 --> 01:09:02,195 ..safely consummate, the marriage. 1345 01:09:07,965 --> 01:09:09,555 Hey..I’m Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding. 1346 01:09:09,755 --> 01:09:11,524 A few words, huh. For your son. 1347 01:09:11,724 --> 01:09:13,354 Jordan, remember what I told you. 1348 01:09:13,724 --> 01:09:15,384 It involves your penis.. 1349 01:09:16,034 --> 01:09:17,153 ...and her vagina. 1350 01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:19,030 You know, you know it. 1351 01:09:19,415 --> 01:09:20,790 You can do it, Jordy. 1352 01:09:38,098 --> 01:09:40,063 Omigod! Aunt Emma! 1353 01:09:44,362 --> 01:09:45,657 Oh, God! You came! 1354 01:09:47,331 --> 01:09:48,123 Jordan! 1355 01:09:48,323 --> 01:09:49,647 Jordan! Look, who came. 1356 01:09:50,562 --> 01:09:51,707 It's Aunt Emma. 1357 01:09:52,232 --> 01:09:53,866 Aunt Emma! 1358 01:09:54,641 --> 01:09:56,101 Jordan dear, how lovely. - Hey, how're you doing? 1359 01:09:56,871 --> 01:09:58,261 Pleasure to finally meet you, 1360 01:09:58,461 --> 01:09:59,898 in person. 1361 01:10:00,391 --> 01:10:01,471 Into the donuts, I see. 1362 01:10:02,391 --> 01:10:05,531 Oh, I’m--- uh... 1363 01:10:06,791 --> 01:10:07,971 I lived through the 60s, my dear. 1364 01:10:08,481 --> 01:10:09,731 Enjoy the day. 1365 01:10:10,566 --> 01:10:11,771 She surprised me! 1366 01:10:12,761 --> 01:10:14,026 I didn't even know. - It's huge honour. 1367 01:10:27,693 --> 01:10:29,593 Just one more step. Keep your eyes closed. - Where are we going? 1368 01:10:30,781 --> 01:10:31,919 One, Two..three! 1369 01:10:34,805 --> 01:10:35,750 What is this? 1370 01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,449 It's your wedding present! - What? 1371 01:10:37,649 --> 01:10:40,003 It's your wedding, sweetheart. 1372 01:10:42,064 --> 01:10:43,873 Are you serious? 1373 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:46,176 A fucking Yacht?! 1374 01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:48,861 For millionaires, who's ships have come in. 1375 01:10:49,061 --> 01:10:51,363 Priceless boats offers the most fun afloat. 1376 01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:54,112 It's no coincidence that this 150 feet.. 1377 01:10:54,312 --> 01:10:56,211 ..of Steel hull is the color of cash. 1378 01:10:56,411 --> 01:10:57,411 Anchors Away! 1379 01:10:57,547 --> 01:10:58,627 Oh, my God! 1380 01:10:58,827 --> 01:10:59,827 Baby! 1381 01:11:01,867 --> 01:11:02,807 Do you like it? 1382 01:11:03,007 --> 01:11:05,196 You like it? Yes! 1383 01:11:10,752 --> 01:11:13,528 For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean. 1384 01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:14,728 Eventually, taking her home to Long Island, 1385 01:11:14,928 --> 01:11:16,982 where we’d bought a house. 1386 01:11:17,182 --> 01:11:19,414 Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island. 1387 01:11:19,415 --> 01:11:21,914 The most expensive real estate in the world, 1388 01:11:21,915 --> 01:11:24,414 with maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it. 1389 01:11:24,415 --> 01:11:26,534 We even had two guards who worked in shifts, 1390 01:11:26,994 --> 01:11:29,436 Both, named Rocco. 1391 01:11:32,547 --> 01:11:34,467 It was heaven on earth. 1392 01:11:37,734 --> 01:11:39,214 Wake up, you piece of shit! 1393 01:11:39,414 --> 01:11:40,414 Who’s Venice? 1394 01:11:40,614 --> 01:11:41,614 Who? 1395 01:11:42,494 --> 01:11:45,121 Who? - Who? What are you a fucking owl?! 1396 01:11:45,321 --> 01:11:46,321 Who's she? 1397 01:11:46,521 --> 01:11:48,068 Some little hooker you were fucking last night? 1398 01:11:48,268 --> 01:11:49,268 What the fuck are you talking about?! 1399 01:11:49,468 --> 01:11:50,468 No. No, way! Baby. 1400 01:11:51,043 --> 01:11:51,648 No! 1401 01:11:51,848 --> 01:11:53,928 You were calling her name in your sleep. 1402 01:11:54,128 --> 01:11:55,128 Are you out of you fucking mind?! 1403 01:11:55,328 --> 01:11:58,805 I don't..I don't even know who Venice is. 1404 01:11:59,005 --> 01:12:01,064 What the fuck does that even mean? Venice. 1405 01:12:01,264 --> 01:12:04,045 That's the stupidiest shit i've ever heard in my fucking life! 1406 01:12:08,050 --> 01:12:09,267 Venice? 1407 01:12:10,702 --> 01:12:12,622 Venice baby where are you? 1408 01:12:12,822 --> 01:12:13,822 Venice? 1409 01:12:15,771 --> 01:12:17,099 Venice?! 1410 01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:18,298 Where did you go? Huh? 1411 01:12:24,126 --> 01:12:25,503 You're going rough huh? 1412 01:12:25,703 --> 01:12:27,525 Ah..! Jesus Christ! 1413 01:12:30,024 --> 01:12:31,640 I like it. I like it. 1414 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:32,840 Wolfie..wolfie. Wolfie! Wolfie. 1415 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,040 Wolfie. 1416 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,124 Wolfie? - Yes, it's my 'safe' word baby. 1417 01:12:36,324 --> 01:12:37,324 It's my 'safe' word! - I don't give a fuck, 1418 01:12:37,524 --> 01:12:38,524 about your safe word. 1419 01:12:38,723 --> 01:12:39,723 Shut the fuck up! 1420 01:12:41,521 --> 01:12:42,793 Shut up, you little bitch. 1421 01:12:42,993 --> 01:12:45,557 You fucking dirty little birdie! 1422 01:12:46,764 --> 01:12:48,037 That's right! 1423 01:12:48,237 --> 01:12:49,236 That's right, I forgot. 1424 01:12:50,426 --> 01:12:51,138 I forgot baby. 1425 01:12:51,338 --> 01:12:52,338 Donnie and I, 1426 01:12:52,548 --> 01:12:55,583 we’re investing in a condo complex in Venice. 1427 01:12:55,783 --> 01:12:57,491 That's why..that's why all this confusion. - Oh, you're investing in Italy? 1428 01:12:58,578 --> 01:13:00,402 Not Italy. California, baby. 1429 01:13:00,602 --> 01:13:01,602 Oh, California? - Yeah. 1430 01:13:01,802 --> 01:13:02,802 You're a lying piece of shit! 1431 01:13:03,297 --> 01:13:05,610 Duchess, baby, come on. - Don’t you fucking ‘Duchess’ me. 1432 01:13:05,810 --> 01:13:06,810 Don’t you ‘Duchess’ me. 1433 01:13:07,010 --> 01:13:08,868 I'm sorry. - Do you really think, 1434 01:13:09,068 --> 01:13:10,067 That, I don’t know what you’re up to? 1435 01:13:10,267 --> 01:13:12,676 You’re a father now, Jordan. Yeah. 1436 01:13:12,876 --> 01:13:16,400 You’re a father now and you act like an infant! 1437 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,600 Fuck. 1438 01:13:18,767 --> 01:13:21,642 Goddamn it! Baby, you know. You got real anger issues! 1439 01:13:21,842 --> 01:13:23,856 Who was the one who flew in here, 1440 01:13:24,206 --> 01:13:27,265 at three in the morning on a stupid helicopter.. 1441 01:13:27,465 --> 01:13:28,465 And, woke up Skylar?! 1442 01:13:28,665 --> 01:13:30,476 That was you. How about that? 1443 01:13:30,676 --> 01:13:32,834 Does it even matters to you? - Fucking bullshit! 1444 01:13:42,844 --> 01:13:44,444 Does it even matter to you, 1445 01:13:44,644 --> 01:13:46,977 that I just had that driving range.. 1446 01:13:47,177 --> 01:13:48,177 sodded with Bermuda.. 1447 01:13:48,377 --> 01:13:50,485 grass, Jordan? 1448 01:13:50,685 --> 01:13:51,684 And, now.. you fucking wrecked it. 1449 01:13:51,884 --> 01:13:54,018 No. You didn't researched the whole thing 1450 01:13:54,218 --> 01:13:56,523 and dealt with the fucking golf course people! 1451 01:13:57,044 --> 01:13:59,942 Oh, my God! You had to deal with the gold course people too! 1452 01:14:00,194 --> 01:14:02,954 What a great tragedy. Honey, Oh my God! 1453 01:14:03,154 --> 01:14:04,154 You probably had to pay them in cash.. 1454 01:14:04,354 --> 01:14:07,149 ..with your hands, What a fucking burden. 1455 01:14:07,349 --> 01:14:08,349 And actually, do some work besides, 1456 01:14:08,549 --> 01:14:11,673 swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? 1457 01:14:11,873 --> 01:14:14,009 Cos, I can't keep track of your professions honey. 1458 01:14:14,209 --> 01:14:16,034 Cos last month, you're a wine connoisseur. 1459 01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:18,584 Now, you’re an aspiring landscape architect?! 1460 01:14:18,784 --> 01:14:20,507 Let me get that right. - Fuck you! 1461 01:14:20,707 --> 01:14:23,184 Don't fucking dare.. throw that fucking water at me. 1462 01:14:23,384 --> 01:14:24,753 Don't fucking dare. 1463 01:14:24,953 --> 01:14:25,953 All right, honey? 1464 01:14:28,889 --> 01:14:29,977 We can talk this out. Alright? 1465 01:14:30,177 --> 01:14:31,177 We'll just use our words. 1466 01:14:31,377 --> 01:14:32,376 You know? 1467 01:14:32,576 --> 01:14:35,157 Communicate. Okay? 1468 01:14:36,359 --> 01:14:39,095 Come on, sweetheart. Talk to me..talk to me. 1469 01:14:39,295 --> 01:14:41,606 Stop flexing your muscless, Jordan. 1470 01:14:41,806 --> 01:14:42,805 You look like a fucking imbecile. 1471 01:14:43,005 --> 01:14:44,997 Babe, come on. You should feel.. 1472 01:14:45,197 --> 01:14:47,447 ..feel happy you got a husband.. 1473 01:14:47,647 --> 01:14:50,315 Who's in such great shape like this, Huh? 1474 01:14:50,515 --> 01:14:51,515 Come here. 1475 01:14:51,715 --> 01:14:53,523 C'mon, give me a kiss. 1476 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,588 You look so beautiful right now. C'mon! 1477 01:14:55,788 --> 01:14:56,788 Kiss you? 1478 01:14:56,988 --> 01:14:58,403 Kiss you? - Yeah, give me one... 1479 01:15:00,051 --> 01:15:01,364 Fuck You! 1480 01:15:01,564 --> 01:15:02,564 Ah yes.. 1481 01:15:02,959 --> 01:15:03,836 My morning ritual. 1482 01:15:04,036 --> 01:15:08,132 First, I’d get up and fight with Naomi about whatever I did the night before. 1483 01:15:08,478 --> 01:15:09,648 Next it was a steam, 1484 01:15:09,848 --> 01:15:12,453 so, I could sweat out the drugs, still in my system. 1485 01:15:12,653 --> 01:15:13,717 Then. I’d assess the damage. 1486 01:15:13,917 --> 01:15:15,454 Drown out my eyeballs.. 1487 01:15:16,759 --> 01:15:18,991 take my “back pills” to get the day started, 1488 01:15:19,191 --> 01:15:21,464 then, seek to make up with Naomi. 1489 01:15:21,664 --> 01:15:22,664 Good morning Daddy. 1490 01:15:22,864 --> 01:15:25,227 Where’s my kiss? 1491 01:15:30,104 --> 01:15:33,679 Does Daddy get to kiss both his little girls, huh? 1492 01:15:33,879 --> 01:15:34,878 Ohhh, no! 1493 01:15:35,078 --> 01:15:38,059 No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy.. 1494 01:15:38,259 --> 01:15:41,902 for a very, very.. very long time. 1495 01:15:42,633 --> 01:15:45,008 Daddy is really sorry about what he said in the other room, 1496 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,208 He didn't mean any of it. 1497 01:15:46,408 --> 01:15:48,596 Daddy shouldn’t waste his time. 1498 01:15:48,796 --> 01:15:50,986 And, from now on.. 1499 01:15:52,422 --> 01:15:57,077 it's going to be nothing but short, short skirts around the house! 1500 01:15:59,731 --> 01:16:02,019 And, you know something else, Daddy? 1501 01:16:03,748 --> 01:16:09,236 And Mommy’s so sick and tired of wearing panties, 1502 01:16:11,156 --> 01:16:12,924 Yeah? - Yeah. 1503 01:16:15,574 --> 01:16:17,479 In fact.. 1504 01:16:17,679 --> 01:16:24,649 she’s decided to throw them all away. 1505 01:16:30,627 --> 01:16:32,564 So, take a good look, Daddy. 1506 01:16:32,764 --> 01:16:36,332 You’re gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house, 1507 01:16:39,481 --> 01:16:42,218 but, no touching. 1508 01:16:48,202 --> 01:16:50,378 What’s wrong, Daddy? 1509 01:16:56,318 --> 01:16:57,917 Look at this shit. 1510 01:16:58,797 --> 01:17:01,278 Mommy, likes to play games with daddy. 1511 01:17:03,298 --> 01:17:09,413 Mommy, have you ever notice, anything odd about Mr.Fuzzy Bear, over there? 1512 01:17:11,886 --> 01:17:14,463 His eye seems to be a little bit odd, Don't they? 1513 01:17:14,663 --> 01:17:18,867 Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. 1514 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:20,067 Hah! Yes, 1515 01:17:20,267 --> 01:17:21,942 I think it's true.Say, 'Hi, Mommy', 1516 01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:24,031 Say, 'Hi' to Rocco and Rocco. 1517 01:17:24,231 --> 01:17:25,231 Hi, fellas! 1518 01:17:25,431 --> 01:17:26,431 See that, huh? 1519 01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:30,337 Of all the fucking days, she choose just today to give me blue balls. 1520 01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:33,646 Today's the biggest day in Stratten's history. 1521 01:17:33,846 --> 01:17:35,557 And, I needed to be thinking straight. 1522 01:17:35,757 --> 01:17:36,757 Hey,Jordan. 1523 01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:38,948 Welcome. - Steve here yet? 1524 01:17:39,148 --> 01:17:42,875 This was the day, that we launched the Steve Madden IPO. 1525 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,976 The troops are all here. Everyone's rallied, excited. 1526 01:17:45,176 --> 01:17:48,107 Everything had to run tight. It had to be perfect. 1527 01:17:48,307 --> 01:17:49,307 What the fuck is that kid doing? 1528 01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:51,920 What's he doing? 1529 01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:56,286 The biggest IPO in this firm’s history, What the fuck is he doing? 1530 01:17:58,064 --> 01:17:59,695 Is he wearing a bow-tie? 1531 01:17:59,895 --> 01:18:00,895 Hi. 1532 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,105 How're you doing? - Good. 1533 01:18:05,588 --> 01:18:07,293 You cleaning your fishbowl? 1534 01:18:08,753 --> 01:18:10,120 I just..I had a minute. 1535 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:11,320 You had a minute. 1536 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,969 And, today..you needed to clean your fish bowl. Today? 1537 01:18:14,169 --> 01:18:17,877 I had finished my paperwork and I was..just had a couple of minutes. 1538 01:18:18,077 --> 01:18:19,076 Okay. 1539 01:18:19,276 --> 01:18:21,346 Nice to meet you. 1540 01:18:26,314 --> 01:18:27,744 On new issue day?! 1541 01:18:29,034 --> 01:18:31,650 On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day?! 1542 01:18:31,850 --> 01:18:33,568 This is what you do?! 1543 01:18:33,768 --> 01:18:34,768 Hey, everybody?! 1544 01:18:34,968 --> 01:18:35,968 Listen up. 1545 01:18:36,168 --> 01:18:40,097 This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! 1546 01:18:53,195 --> 01:18:54,315 Now take your bowtie, 1547 01:18:54,515 --> 01:18:55,515 get your shit, and.. 1548 01:18:55,715 --> 01:18:58,528 get the fuck out of my office, you understand? - Get the fuck out! 1549 01:19:02,260 --> 01:19:03,350 Everybody on point! 1550 01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:06,809 We are here, to make money. Everybody on point! 1551 01:19:09,602 --> 01:19:10,808 A real wolf pit. 1552 01:19:11,008 --> 01:19:12,008 Which is exactly, how I liked it. 1553 01:19:12,208 --> 01:19:14,879 Jordan. Look what I caught in the lobby? I caught a genius. 1554 01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:16,090 Enter, Steve Madden. 1555 01:19:17,630 --> 01:19:19,340 Red Hot ladies footwear impresario. 1556 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,949 And, thanks to Donnie, We were taking his company public. 1557 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:27,435 Stratten Oakmont was crawling out of it's primerial loose. 1558 01:19:27,635 --> 01:19:29,237 Pond scum, no more. 1559 01:19:29,437 --> 01:19:31,357 That's why they gotta see your face. 1560 01:19:31,557 --> 01:19:32,557 You get ‘em fired up so they’ll push the shit out of this stock. 1561 01:19:33,158 --> 01:19:34,818 Okay? And not only that. 1562 01:19:35,321 --> 01:19:39,017 Donnie and I secretly owned 85% of Steve Madden shoes. 1563 01:19:39,438 --> 01:19:41,377 Which legally speaking was a big NO NO. 1564 01:19:41,576 --> 01:19:44,680 But, we'll get filthy fucking rich, If our troops got behind it. 1565 01:19:45,377 --> 01:19:46,667 Our job was to get 'em worked up. 1566 01:19:47,667 --> 01:19:48,587 But, not too worked up. 1567 01:19:50,477 --> 01:19:51,377 Hello, if uh.. 1568 01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:54,537 For those of you who don't know me, 1569 01:19:55,817 --> 01:19:57,127 ..my name is Steve Madden. 1570 01:19:57,327 --> 01:19:58,327 Yeah, we know who you are. 1571 01:19:58,527 --> 01:19:59,527 Your name is on the box. 1572 01:19:59,727 --> 01:20:02,625 The shoes. Show them the shoes. Show them the shoes. 1573 01:20:02,825 --> 01:20:07,316 This shoe..it is pretty cool. This is the Mary Lou.. 1574 01:20:07,826 --> 01:20:09,569 Which is the one that really put me on the map. 1575 01:20:09,769 --> 01:20:10,769 Without it, I wouldn't be here. 1576 01:20:11,976 --> 01:20:13,353 Believe it or not. 1577 01:20:13,553 --> 01:20:14,553 Believe it or not, though. 1578 01:20:14,753 --> 01:20:17,117 The Mary Lou is actually the same as the Mary Jane. 1579 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:19,191 But, it's black leather. 1580 01:20:26,844 --> 01:20:28,054 All right, 1581 01:20:29,164 --> 01:20:31,964 let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou! 1582 01:20:32,164 --> 01:20:33,440 Hold that up, hold that up. 1583 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:36,128 Hold that up, proud. Give him a round of applause. 1584 01:20:37,763 --> 01:20:40,142 You got that out of your system, huh? 1585 01:20:40,924 --> 01:20:42,925 You're having a good afternoon or what? 1586 01:20:43,843 --> 01:20:46,463 I wanna take a moment to tell you why Steve is so.. 1587 01:20:46,663 --> 01:20:49,406 Absolutely, off the fucking wall. 1588 01:20:49,606 --> 01:20:53,977 It’s because this man is a creative genius. 1589 01:20:54,792 --> 01:20:57,628 This ability, this gift that Steve has.. 1590 01:20:57,842 --> 01:20:59,042 it goes beyond just.. 1591 01:20:59,242 --> 01:21:01,667 spotting the hottest shoe trends. 1592 01:21:01,867 --> 01:21:05,184 Steve's power, is that he creates trends. 1593 01:21:05,384 --> 01:21:06,384 You understand? 1594 01:21:07,151 --> 01:21:09,364 Artists like Steve come along once every decade! 1595 01:21:09,564 --> 01:21:11,652 I'm talking, Giorgio Armani! Gianni Versace! 1596 01:21:11,852 --> 01:21:13,931 CoCo Chanel! Yves Saint Laurent! 1597 01:21:14,131 --> 01:21:16,542 Steve, come up here for a second. 1598 01:21:16,742 --> 01:21:17,742 I don't think you all realise.. 1599 01:21:19,686 --> 01:21:23,037 that Steve Madden is the hottest person, 1600 01:21:23,237 --> 01:21:24,237 in the women shoe industry, 1601 01:21:24,438 --> 01:21:29,389 with orders going through the roof at every department store in North America, right now. 1602 01:21:29,950 --> 01:21:32,226 We have him here in our office. 1603 01:21:33,258 --> 01:21:35,833 We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here. 1604 01:21:36,033 --> 01:21:38,286 We should be on our hands and knees right now, 1605 01:21:38,486 --> 01:21:40,646 getting ready to suck this guy off. 1606 01:21:41,799 --> 01:21:43,309 Like this, okay? 1607 01:21:43,509 --> 01:21:44,529 I wanna suck you off, Steve. 1608 01:21:45,878 --> 01:21:46,908 Everyone's gonna suck you off. 1609 01:21:48,198 --> 01:21:52,238 This is our golden ticket to the fucking chocolate factory, right here. 1610 01:21:52,868 --> 01:21:55,707 And, I wanna meet Willy 'Fucking' Wonka. Okay? 1611 01:21:56,837 --> 01:21:59,637 I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this. 1612 01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:06,124 Get off this fucking stage. Get out of here. 1613 01:22:06,324 --> 01:22:07,324 All right. 1614 01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:08,576 I want you all to focus for a second. 1615 01:22:09,827 --> 01:22:11,478 See that little black boxes? 1616 01:22:11,678 --> 01:22:12,678 They are called a telephones. 1617 01:22:12,878 --> 01:22:15,247 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about this telephones. 1618 01:22:15,447 --> 01:22:17,864 They're not gonna dial themselves! Okay? 1619 01:22:18,806 --> 01:22:19,676 Without you... 1620 01:22:19,876 --> 01:22:22,621 They're just worthless hunk of plastic. 1621 01:22:22,821 --> 01:22:24,691 like a loaded M16 without a.. 1622 01:22:24,891 --> 01:22:26,879 ..trained Marine to pull the trigger. 1623 01:22:27,901 --> 01:22:29,628 And in the case of the telephone, 1624 01:22:29,828 --> 01:22:32,688 It's up to each and everyone of you, 1625 01:22:34,581 --> 01:22:36,325 My highly trained Strattonite, 1626 01:22:37,574 --> 01:22:38,514 My killers 1627 01:22:39,744 --> 01:22:42,774 My Killers who will not take no for an answer! 1628 01:22:42,974 --> 01:22:45,276 My fucking warriors 1629 01:22:45,734 --> 01:22:47,293 who'll not hang up the phone, 1630 01:22:47,733 --> 01:22:50,393 until their clients either buys.. 1631 01:22:50,803 --> 01:22:54,477 ... or fucking dies! 1632 01:23:07,433 --> 01:23:09,092 Let me tell you something. 1633 01:23:09,802 --> 01:23:12,002 There is no nobility in poverty. 1634 01:23:13,422 --> 01:23:15,622 I've been rich, and I've been poor man. 1635 01:23:15,822 --> 01:23:18,643 and I choose rich every time. 1636 01:23:20,021 --> 01:23:22,852 Cos, At least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, 1637 01:23:23,052 --> 01:23:24,052 I show up in the back of a limo 1638 01:23:24,751 --> 01:23:26,051 wearing a $2000 suit 1639 01:23:26,761 --> 01:23:28,760 ..and $40,000 gold fuckin' watch! 1640 01:23:37,231 --> 01:23:39,619 Now, if anyone here thinks I'm superficial.. 1641 01:23:40,089 --> 01:23:41,801 ...or materialistic. 1642 01:23:43,050 --> 01:23:46,875 Go get the fuck out and get a job at McDonald’s, because that's where you fucking belong! 1643 01:23:48,180 --> 01:23:51,179 But, before you depart this room full of winners, 1644 01:23:52,729 --> 01:23:55,601 I want you to take a good look at the person next to you, go on. 1645 01:23:57,024 --> 01:23:58,599 because one day in the not-so-distant future, 1646 01:23:59,339 --> 01:24:01,968 you're pullin' up to a red light in your beat-up old Pinto, 1647 01:24:03,148 --> 01:24:05,918 and that person’s gonna pull up right along side you 1648 01:24:06,118 --> 01:24:08,615 in a brand new Porsche, 1649 01:24:08,815 --> 01:24:13,482 with their gorgeous young wife by his side. Who's got big voluptous tits. 1650 01:24:14,767 --> 01:24:17,166 And who will you be next to? 1651 01:24:17,366 --> 01:24:22,222 Some disgusting wilderbeast with three days of razor-stubble in a sleeveless moo-moo, 1652 01:24:22,422 --> 01:24:26,166 crammed in next to you with a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club! 1653 01:24:26,527 --> 01:24:27,727 That's who you're gonna be sitting next to. 1654 01:24:28,937 --> 01:24:30,466 So, you listen to me and you listen well. 1655 01:24:31,006 --> 01:24:33,116 Are you behind, on your credit card bills? 1656 01:24:33,886 --> 01:24:35,366 Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing. 1657 01:24:36,546 --> 01:24:38,606 Is your landlord ready to evict you? 1658 01:24:38,926 --> 01:24:41,045 Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing. 1659 01:24:41,665 --> 01:24:44,175 Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking loser? 1660 01:24:45,355 --> 01:24:47,695 Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing! 1661 01:24:48,305 --> 01:24:49,565 I want you to deal with your problems, 1662 01:24:50,115 --> 01:24:51,574 by becoming rich! 1663 01:24:53,634 --> 01:24:55,084 All you have to do today 1664 01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:56,514 ..is pick up that phone.. 1665 01:24:58,483 --> 01:25:00,863 And speak the words that I have taught you. 1666 01:25:01,063 --> 01:25:03,116 And I'll make you richer 1667 01:25:03,316 --> 01:25:07,157 than the most powerful CEO of the United States of fucking America. 1668 01:25:10,493 --> 01:25:11,614 I want you to go out there, 1669 01:25:14,025 --> 01:25:15,200 And I want you to ram 1670 01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:18,893 Steve Madden stock down your clients’ throats 1671 01:25:19,093 --> 01:25:21,414 Till they fucking choke on it 1672 01:25:21,962 --> 01:25:26,472 till they choke on it and buy 10,000 shares! That's what I want you to do. 1673 01:25:27,152 --> 01:25:28,722 You'll Be ferocious! 1674 01:25:29,702 --> 01:25:31,164 You'll Be relentless! 1675 01:25:31,364 --> 01:25:35,023 You'll Be telephone fucking terrorists! 1676 01:25:36,391 --> 01:25:40,960 Now, let's knock this Motherfucker out of the park! 1677 01:26:09,899 --> 01:26:14,993 At 1 p.m. we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share. 1678 01:26:15,193 --> 01:26:17,728 By 1:03 it was over eighteen dollars. 1679 01:26:18,328 --> 01:26:20,178 Even the big Wall Street firms were buying. 1680 01:26:30,675 --> 01:26:32,415 Of the two million shares being offered for sale, 1681 01:26:32,615 --> 01:26:35,362 a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes. 1682 01:26:35,562 --> 01:26:37,561 Now, once the price hit the high teens, 1683 01:26:38,286 --> 01:26:39,996 You know what? Who gives a shit. 1684 01:26:40,196 --> 01:26:41,196 As always, the point is this-- 1685 01:26:41,396 --> 01:26:46,750 22 million in three fucking hours! 1686 01:26:47,616 --> 01:26:48,846 Can you believe it. 1687 01:26:52,084 --> 01:26:53,142 Jordan. 1688 01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:55,950 Barry Kleinman's on the phone from Future Video. 1689 01:26:56,150 --> 01:26:57,925 A who? - I don't know. He shot at your wedding. 1690 01:26:58,125 --> 01:26:59,125 He says, it's urgent. 1691 01:26:59,325 --> 01:27:00,325 Urgent? Who the fuck's Barry Kleinman? 1692 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:03,875 Oh, my God. You wanna marry me? You're in love with me? 1693 01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:05,174 Yeah, go fuck your cousin. 1694 01:27:05,374 --> 01:27:06,374 Barry, what's up? 1695 01:27:06,615 --> 01:27:09,187 Listen, I got a subpoena. - Subpoena? 1696 01:27:09,387 --> 01:27:10,387 What the fuck are you talking about? 1697 01:27:10,587 --> 01:27:12,723 The FBI wants a copy of your wedding video. 1698 01:27:12,923 --> 01:27:15,288 The F-B-fucking-I? You fucking kidding me? 1699 01:27:15,487 --> 01:27:17,023 Listen to me, His Name’s Denham, 1700 01:27:17,473 --> 01:27:18,893 he’s an agent in the New York office. 1701 01:27:19,213 --> 01:27:21,314 What’s his problem? - He’s a boy scout, 1702 01:27:21,514 --> 01:27:23,823 ..thinks you’re Gordon Gekko. 1703 01:27:24,023 --> 01:27:25,857 What does he want with my wedding video? 1704 01:27:26,057 --> 01:27:28,294 It's like invasion of my privacy, You know what i'm saying. 1705 01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:30,256 It's intrusive..you know. 1706 01:27:30,456 --> 01:27:32,886 He's got your pictures of your whole inner fucking circle. 1707 01:27:33,086 --> 01:27:34,086 Pictures, names of the people.. 1708 01:27:34,286 --> 01:27:37,393 You know what he's trying to do. Exactly, what's he's doing now. Look at yourself. 1709 01:27:37,593 --> 01:27:38,593 He's trying to rattle you. 1710 01:27:38,793 --> 01:27:42,677 He's trying to rattle your old lady. So, she'll nags you to be a fuckin' witness. 1711 01:27:42,877 --> 01:27:44,420 Oh, He wants me to rat on myself? 1712 01:27:44,620 --> 01:27:46,872 He wants me to give information about my..what? 1713 01:27:47,072 --> 01:27:49,594 The good fucking news is, you know I know everybody downtown, 1714 01:27:49,794 --> 01:27:52,202 I called The Justice Department, The DEA.. 1715 01:27:52,402 --> 01:27:55,716 nobody even know you fucking exists, so calm down. 1716 01:27:55,916 --> 01:27:57,930 They don't know I exist? - No. 1717 01:27:58,130 --> 01:27:59,130 That's good. 1718 01:28:04,953 --> 01:28:07,913 You know who he is right? - Yeah. 1719 01:28:08,113 --> 01:28:11,710 So, if I just wanted to get some more information, just find out what he knows, 1720 01:28:13,667 --> 01:28:15,859 we could go to his house right? Tap his phones a little bit, 1721 01:28:16,059 --> 01:28:20,447 ..bug in get a little information.. - You don't fuck with these guys like that, 1722 01:28:20,647 --> 01:28:22,780 you don't fuck with him like that. What are you nuts or something? 1723 01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:24,742 That's what you fucking do. What do I pay you for? 1724 01:28:24,942 --> 01:28:26,854 I have a fucking P.I license you know. 1725 01:28:27,054 --> 01:28:29,016 I make a living at this, I'm not a cop anymore. 1726 01:28:29,216 --> 01:28:30,975 They'll take my fucking license away from me, alright? 1727 01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:32,175 Okay. 1728 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:34,385 Okay, if I can't do that, 1729 01:28:34,585 --> 01:28:36,844 Can i just..can I give the guy a call? 1730 01:28:38,334 --> 01:28:41,022 Why is that..Jordan. Jordan do me a favor. 1731 01:28:41,222 --> 01:28:44,114 The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer. 1732 01:28:45,465 --> 01:28:48,687 I told you, whatever the fuck you say to him, 1733 01:28:48,887 --> 01:28:51,425 He's gonna used it against you. Don't you understand? 1734 01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:54,272 He is smart, you are dumb. - Fucking bullshit. 1735 01:28:54,472 --> 01:28:56,517 I'm not allowed to call him. - Are we fucking talking tonight? 1736 01:28:57,506 --> 01:28:59,358 The last time you took these fucking pills, you put.. 1737 01:28:59,558 --> 01:29:01,985 your head in fucking micooven, I'm not making it up 1738 01:29:03,346 --> 01:29:04,836 Okay, I won't call. 1739 01:29:08,890 --> 01:29:10,369 Hey, fellas! C’mon aboard! 1740 01:29:10,569 --> 01:29:11,569 Plank’s right down there. 1741 01:29:13,663 --> 01:29:15,211 Welcome. 1742 01:29:15,411 --> 01:29:16,411 What a nice day. 1743 01:29:20,044 --> 01:29:20,944 Welcome aboard. 1744 01:29:22,749 --> 01:29:24,990 Jordan, Welcome aboard to Naomi. Pleasure to meet you. 1745 01:29:25,190 --> 01:29:26,948 I’m Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes. 1746 01:29:27,148 --> 01:29:28,822 Hi, how are you? Let me introduce you. 1747 01:29:29,022 --> 01:29:30,945 This is Nicole. Heidi, come on. Don't be shy. 1748 01:29:31,145 --> 01:29:33,777 What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared. 1749 01:29:33,977 --> 01:29:36,190 These are friends of Stratten. - It's a Pleasure. - Hello. 1750 01:29:39,642 --> 01:29:42,418 Your message said that, you wanted to speak privately. 1751 01:29:42,618 --> 01:29:44,516 Right. I do want to speak privately. 1752 01:29:44,716 --> 01:29:45,716 Give us a minute, huh, Ladies. 1753 01:29:45,916 --> 01:29:48,637 Let me know if I can get you anything. We'd be happy to help. 1754 01:29:49,643 --> 01:29:50,722 You guys hungry? 1755 01:29:50,922 --> 01:29:53,712 If you want something to eat. We got some pasta, shrimp, lobster, 1756 01:29:53,912 --> 01:29:55,847 I got whiskey, anykind of booze you want? 1757 01:29:56,047 --> 01:29:59,055 You know what, the bureau doesn't allow us to drink when we are at sea. 1758 01:29:59,255 --> 01:30:01,544 Duh? Of course. 1759 01:30:01,744 --> 01:30:02,744 Ever been on one of these before? 1760 01:30:02,944 --> 01:30:04,819 A boat? 1761 01:30:05,973 --> 01:30:07,309 I learned to sail when I was six. 1762 01:30:07,509 --> 01:30:08,509 No, shit. Is that right. 1763 01:30:09,671 --> 01:30:10,846 I mean, one like this, though. 1764 01:30:11,046 --> 01:30:13,962 I had the whole front extended to put a chopper up there. 1765 01:30:14,162 --> 01:30:15,162 See that? 1766 01:30:17,128 --> 01:30:18,381 Anyway, this is for you. 1767 01:30:18,581 --> 01:30:21,360 It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding. 1768 01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:23,915 I understand you wanted the whole wedding video, 1769 01:30:24,115 --> 01:30:26,406 I figured this would help expedite the whole process, right? 1770 01:30:26,606 --> 01:30:27,606 There you go. 1771 01:30:27,806 --> 01:30:29,907 Look. My point is that. 1772 01:30:30,107 --> 01:30:31,762 I know you’re investigating Stratton, 1773 01:30:31,962 --> 01:30:35,162 but, for the life of me I can’t figure out why. 1774 01:30:35,362 --> 01:30:37,600 I know we are a little unorthodox; We're a little... 1775 01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:39,078 loud in the way we do things. 1776 01:30:39,278 --> 01:30:42,835 You gotta understand, trying to make a name for ourselves. 1777 01:30:43,035 --> 01:30:48,405 But, I want you to understand, we don't do anything illegal. 1778 01:30:48,605 --> 01:30:50,370 Whatsoever. 1779 01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:52,815 You could talk to the SEC, They're at my office, 1780 01:30:53,015 --> 01:30:55,306 fifteen times, over the last six month, so.. 1781 01:30:55,506 --> 01:30:57,504 I got nothing to hide. 1782 01:30:57,704 --> 01:31:00,607 You know, The SEC’s a civil regulatory agency. 1783 01:31:00,807 --> 01:31:01,807 We pursue criminal activity. 1784 01:31:02,007 --> 01:31:03,006 Exactly. 1785 01:31:03,526 --> 01:31:04,526 You go after real criminal. Which... 1786 01:31:05,950 --> 01:31:08,926 makes me wonder, what the hell you're investigating me for? 1787 01:31:09,126 --> 01:31:10,126 I mean, honestly. What.. 1788 01:31:10,206 --> 01:31:14,133 What is it that you think, that we did or do. I don't get it. 1789 01:31:14,333 --> 01:31:15,334 Well, 1790 01:31:15,534 --> 01:31:18,201 Jordan, I can’t discuss ongoing investigations. 1791 01:31:18,401 --> 01:31:19,401 No, i get that. I understand. 1792 01:31:19,601 --> 01:31:20,601 With that said. 1793 01:31:22,047 --> 01:31:23,940 This case got dumped on my desk. 1794 01:31:24,140 --> 01:31:25,140 You know, by a higher up.. 1795 01:31:25,340 --> 01:31:28,488 Who needs to make a show of looking into the new company, 1796 01:31:28,688 --> 01:31:30,965 on the block. The whole press and everything. 1797 01:31:31,165 --> 01:31:33,564 I end up being the smuck who does the looking. 1798 01:31:33,764 --> 01:31:34,764 Exactly. 1799 01:31:34,964 --> 01:31:35,964 It's just..you know, it bothers me. 1800 01:31:36,624 --> 01:31:37,794 We are the new guy. 1801 01:31:37,994 --> 01:31:39,683 we're the one that's banging on Wall Streets door, man. 1802 01:31:39,883 --> 01:31:42,323 You should see what's going on at the bigger firm. 1803 01:31:42,523 --> 01:31:43,523 I know all the information. 1804 01:31:43,624 --> 01:31:44,673 It's true. 1805 01:31:44,873 --> 01:31:46,939 Goldman, Leyman Brothers, Merrill. 1806 01:31:47,139 --> 01:31:50,286 collateralized debt obligations? This internet stock bullshit? 1807 01:31:50,486 --> 01:31:51,486 I mean, it's a fucking travesty. 1808 01:31:51,686 --> 01:31:54,518 I mean, I could take you step-by-step, 1809 01:31:54,718 --> 01:31:58,477 to what exactly is occuring. You know, all you have to do is ask. 1810 01:31:58,677 --> 01:31:59,677 I'm available. 1811 01:32:00,668 --> 01:32:02,019 That's exactly what I wanted to hear. 1812 01:32:02,219 --> 01:32:04,666 I don't see why, a little sit down like this. 1813 01:32:05,868 --> 01:32:07,405 Can't be profitable for the both of us. 1814 01:32:07,605 --> 01:32:09,966 It should, right? It should be profitable for us. 1815 01:32:10,166 --> 01:32:11,166 It should. - Look? 1816 01:32:11,366 --> 01:32:13,507 I'm gonna give you my personal line, 1817 01:32:13,707 --> 01:32:16,604 five days a week you just call me. Feel free. 1818 01:32:16,804 --> 01:32:18,967 I'll do that. - Great. 1819 01:32:21,953 --> 01:32:23,159 Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink? 1820 01:32:23,359 --> 01:32:25,046 I mean, you're not hungry. Nothing? 1821 01:32:25,246 --> 01:32:27,108 Oh, no. - No? 1822 01:32:30,147 --> 01:32:31,074 Let me ask you. 1823 01:32:31,274 --> 01:32:34,159 And if you don't wanna get too personal, just tell me to shut up at anytime. 1824 01:32:35,553 --> 01:32:38,000 Did you try to get your broker's license at one time? 1825 01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:39,200 Did I hear that right? 1826 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:41,339 Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street? 1827 01:32:42,587 --> 01:32:43,897 Who've you been talking to? 1828 01:32:44,097 --> 01:32:46,285 Who the fuck have you been talking to? - Well, you're investigating me.. 1829 01:32:46,485 --> 01:32:48,876 I hear things. You see what I mean? 1830 01:32:50,089 --> 01:32:51,899 You ever think about, what would've happened. 1831 01:32:52,099 --> 01:32:54,086 if you've..you know, stayed the course? 1832 01:32:55,635 --> 01:32:57,601 You know what. When I’m riding home on the subway, 1833 01:32:57,801 --> 01:33:01,039 And, my balls are fucking sweating. I'm wearing the same suit, three days in row. 1834 01:33:01,239 --> 01:33:02,239 Yeah, you bet I do. 1835 01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:04,152 I thought about it, before. Who wouldn't, right? 1836 01:33:04,352 --> 01:33:05,352 Right, who fucking wouldn't. 1837 01:33:05,552 --> 01:33:07,474 I mean, you got.. another personal question. 1838 01:33:07,674 --> 01:33:09,486 You don't need to answe.. - No, it's alright Jordan. 1839 01:33:09,686 --> 01:33:12,528 What are you pulling? 50-60K something like that, a year? 1840 01:33:16,602 --> 01:33:17,562 Let's put it this way. 1841 01:33:17,762 --> 01:33:20,431 You get a free handgun, when you sign up for the bureau. 1842 01:33:21,496 --> 01:33:22,686 No. But, it fucking pisses me off. 1843 01:33:22,886 --> 01:33:23,886 You know what I mean. You think about, 1844 01:33:24,086 --> 01:33:27,529 the people that build this country, hardworking people like you. 1845 01:33:27,729 --> 01:33:30,069 You know,firefighters, teachers, FBI agents. 1846 01:33:30,269 --> 01:33:33,895 End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned to life, financially. 1847 01:33:34,095 --> 01:33:35,095 Fucking makes me angry. 1848 01:33:36,354 --> 01:33:38,705 That's the one thing about Wall Street and this market is. 1849 01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:44,015 For me, I feel, it's good to give back. You know, there's 1850 01:33:44,215 --> 01:33:46,304 there's situations.. where I can. 1851 01:33:46,504 --> 01:33:49,370 make those situations better for people. 1852 01:33:49,570 --> 01:33:50,570 You know. 1853 01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:54,277 Opportunity, is everything. 1854 01:33:54,477 --> 01:33:55,477 Exactly. 1855 01:33:55,677 --> 01:33:58,076 Yeah, for example. I got this one kid, right. 1856 01:33:59,554 --> 01:34:02,271 Went to school for environmental science or something like that. 1857 01:34:02,471 --> 01:34:04,271 He was bogged down by student's loans. 1858 01:34:04,471 --> 01:34:06,949 Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery. 1859 01:34:07,149 --> 01:34:08,148 Horrible situation. 1860 01:34:08,348 --> 01:34:11,352 But, we got him in at the market at the right time. 1861 01:34:11,552 --> 01:34:12,552 Choose the right stock. 1862 01:34:12,572 --> 01:34:13,612 We gave him the right guidance. 1863 01:34:13,812 --> 01:34:17,076 Boom. Overnight, changes his entire life. 1864 01:34:17,276 --> 01:34:20,772 You know, he got to put his mother in the best hospital in New York city. 1865 01:34:20,972 --> 01:34:24,199 It didn't work out for her, granted she passed away, unfortunately. 1866 01:34:24,399 --> 01:34:27,140 But, we gave him that opportunity, you know what i'm saying. 1867 01:34:27,340 --> 01:34:30,089 It's just about setting up the right team and then, 1868 01:34:30,289 --> 01:34:32,833 overnight, your life can change. 1869 01:34:38,209 --> 01:34:39,947 What is..intern..uh.. 1870 01:34:41,989 --> 01:34:44,205 What does an intern make off on a deal like that? 1871 01:34:44,405 --> 01:34:45,405 On that situation.. 1872 01:34:45,605 --> 01:34:49,146 On that particular trade. One trade. 1873 01:34:49,345 --> 01:34:52,427 North of half a million dollars. 1874 01:34:56,598 --> 01:34:58,372 And, I'd do that for anybody. 1875 01:34:58,572 --> 01:35:01,908 You know, anybody that needs the proper guidence. 1876 01:35:21,407 --> 01:35:23,479 Can you say that again? 1877 01:35:23,679 --> 01:35:25,355 Just the way, you said it. 1878 01:35:25,555 --> 01:35:26,555 Just the same way. 1879 01:35:31,888 --> 01:35:32,751 I don't know what you're talking about. 1880 01:35:32,951 --> 01:35:34,541 No..come on you know what i'm talking about. 1881 01:35:34,741 --> 01:35:36,580 Just say the same thing. I think, what Jordan just did is he.. 1882 01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:37,780 If I'm not mistaken. 1883 01:35:37,980 --> 01:35:40,540 You just tried to bribe a Federal Officer. 1884 01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:42,796 No, technically, I didn't bribe anybody. 1885 01:35:44,502 --> 01:35:46,660 According to the US Criminal Code, 1886 01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:50,032 there needs to be exact dollar figure for the exchange of services. 1887 01:35:50,506 --> 01:35:52,209 That would not hold up in the court of law. 1888 01:35:54,969 --> 01:35:55,819 That's the truth, But.. 1889 01:35:56,019 --> 01:35:57,514 I wanna tell you this, - Yeah. 1890 01:35:57,714 --> 01:36:01,022 The same gentleman, that told me you tried to get your broker's license, 1891 01:36:01,222 --> 01:36:03,004 also told me that you are a straight arrow. 1892 01:36:03,204 --> 01:36:04,204 He ran a security check on me. 1893 01:36:04,404 --> 01:36:05,404 Well.. 1894 01:36:07,408 --> 01:36:10,939 i'm on a boat fit for a bond villain sometimes you need to play the part, right? 1895 01:36:12,463 --> 01:36:15,568 I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat. What do you say? 1896 01:36:17,385 --> 01:36:18,522 You know, Jordan. I'll tell you something. 1897 01:36:18,722 --> 01:36:21,110 Most of the Wall Street jackasses I bust, 1898 01:36:23,324 --> 01:36:24,403 they were born to the life. - Is that right? 1899 01:36:25,856 --> 01:36:27,149 Their father was a douchebags. 1900 01:36:27,349 --> 01:36:29,294 Just like their fathers before them. 1901 01:36:29,494 --> 01:36:30,494 But you, 1902 01:36:32,710 --> 01:36:35,756 You Jordan, you got this way all on your own. 1903 01:36:35,956 --> 01:36:36,956 Did I? 1904 01:36:37,156 --> 01:36:38,156 Good for you, little man. 1905 01:36:38,356 --> 01:36:39,356 Little man? 1906 01:36:39,556 --> 01:36:41,737 Good for you. - Me, the littleman? 1907 01:36:41,937 --> 01:36:42,936 Let me tell you something. 1908 01:36:43,136 --> 01:36:44,916 Let me tell you something else. 1909 01:36:45,116 --> 01:36:47,210 Honestly, i'm not bullshitting here, 1910 01:36:47,410 --> 01:36:49,225 this is one of the nicest boat that i've ever been on. 1911 01:36:49,425 --> 01:36:50,833 I gotta..I gotta tell you. - I bet it is. 1912 01:36:51,033 --> 01:36:52,033 And, you know what I was just thinking too. 1913 01:36:52,233 --> 01:36:54,821 The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office. 1914 01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:57,924 When the bureau seizes this fucking boat. 1915 01:36:58,124 --> 01:37:00,143 B'cos, I'm gonna finally fuck Jordan. 1916 01:37:01,977 --> 01:37:02,999 It's beautiful. 1917 01:37:03,199 --> 01:37:04,198 And, you get the beautiful girls and everything. 1918 01:37:04,469 --> 01:37:05,716 It's wonderful. 1919 01:37:05,916 --> 01:37:08,053 Alright, get the fuck off my boat. 1920 01:37:08,253 --> 01:37:10,871 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other, real soon. - I'm sure. 1921 01:37:11,071 --> 01:37:14,547 Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fucking wives. 1922 01:37:14,747 --> 01:37:17,867 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls.In the meantime. 1923 01:37:18,067 --> 01:37:20,721 Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? 1924 01:37:21,114 --> 01:37:22,869 You fucking miserable pricks! I know you can't afford them. 1925 01:37:23,069 --> 01:37:25,053 Fucking cheap fucks. 1926 01:37:25,253 --> 01:37:26,253 Fucking miserable pricks! 1927 01:37:28,128 --> 01:37:30,627 Hey, fellas..look what I found in my pockets. Look! 1928 01:37:30,628 --> 01:37:32,941 Your year salary, right here. 1929 01:37:33,141 --> 01:37:34,141 You know what I call them? 1930 01:37:34,341 --> 01:37:35,340 Fun coupons. 1931 01:37:36,952 --> 01:37:39,780 A fun coupons. 1932 01:37:47,549 --> 01:37:50,173 Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland? 1933 01:37:50,386 --> 01:37:51,706 Swiss fucking Banks, that's what. 1934 01:37:52,616 --> 01:37:55,165 It was ass covering time. I had to hide my money. 1935 01:37:56,095 --> 01:37:57,325 Enter Rugrat. 1936 01:37:57,975 --> 01:38:00,145 He knew Swiss Banker from law school. 1937 01:38:00,345 --> 01:38:01,345 But, he was in Geneva. 1938 01:38:01,545 --> 01:38:04,670 And there was no way, I'm gonna make that flight sober. 1939 01:38:06,425 --> 01:38:09,882 So, I knew if I took my drugs right. I could sleep through the entire flight. 1940 01:38:10,465 --> 01:38:12,285 But, I had to take em, JUST RIGHT. 1941 01:38:13,035 --> 01:38:15,534 At 4 pm I popped a few more ludes. 1942 01:38:15,535 --> 01:38:18,536 Which started kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting. 1943 01:38:18,736 --> 01:38:19,736 My tingle phase. 1944 01:38:20,674 --> 01:38:22,273 By dinner I popped a few more 1945 01:38:22,473 --> 01:38:24,933 on top of some cocktails and a valium or two. 1946 01:38:25,133 --> 01:38:27,190 My slur phase. 1947 01:38:29,441 --> 01:38:31,446 By eight thirty, I popped a few more ludes. 1948 01:38:31,646 --> 01:38:33,623 and pretty much lost my motor skills. 1949 01:38:33,823 --> 01:38:36,328 This was the drool phase. 1950 01:38:39,494 --> 01:38:41,782 By ten I didn’t know who or what the fuck I was-- 1951 01:38:41,982 --> 01:38:43,592 The amnesia phase. 1952 01:38:44,742 --> 01:38:46,552 We boarded the plane, just before midnight. 1953 01:38:46,921 --> 01:38:50,145 Wow! Look at you. You're all beautiful. 1954 01:38:53,572 --> 01:38:55,702 May I see your boarding passes Sir. - We have boarding passes. 1955 01:39:05,182 --> 01:39:06,830 He's got his hand on my dick again. 1956 01:39:10,270 --> 01:39:11,420 Oh, my God! Take it off. 1957 01:39:13,069 --> 01:39:13,836 Take it off. 1958 01:39:14,101 --> 01:39:16,085 I heard there's a treasure map, under here. 1959 01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:17,649 Stop. 1960 01:39:19,569 --> 01:39:20,559 Please, sit down. 1961 01:39:20,759 --> 01:39:22,568 Go back to your seat, please. 1962 01:39:22,768 --> 01:39:24,502 Please, go back to your seat. 1963 01:39:24,702 --> 01:39:26,588 I will have to call the captain. 1964 01:39:26,788 --> 01:39:28,822 Please, Sir. Please sit down. 1965 01:39:29,022 --> 01:39:30,022 Please sit down! 1966 01:39:30,222 --> 01:39:31,222 Okay, i'm going. 1967 01:39:32,763 --> 01:39:33,953 Okay..okay. 1968 01:39:36,037 --> 01:39:37,445 Fasten your seatbelt please. 1969 01:39:37,645 --> 01:39:40,254 We cannot take off, if you haven't fasten your seatbelt. 1970 01:39:40,454 --> 01:39:41,454 Sit down, fasten it. 1971 01:39:41,654 --> 01:39:43,669 I will do it for you. - What? 1972 01:39:43,869 --> 01:39:44,869 I will do it for you. 1973 01:39:45,069 --> 01:39:47,634 You gotta speak english We don't understand Swiss language. 1974 01:40:14,833 --> 01:40:15,881 Christ. Fuck. 1975 01:40:18,691 --> 01:40:19,643 Donnie. 1976 01:40:19,843 --> 01:40:22,902 Donnie, this isn't funny, untie me, buddy. 1977 01:40:23,102 --> 01:40:24,879 I can’t tie you. 1978 01:40:25,079 --> 01:40:26,771 The captain tied you. 1979 01:40:26,971 --> 01:40:27,971 He was fucking tasing you. 1980 01:40:29,624 --> 01:40:30,727 Why? 1981 01:40:30,927 --> 01:40:31,927 Why? 1982 01:40:46,162 --> 01:40:47,357 You're screaming at people. 1983 01:40:47,557 --> 01:40:48,557 Fuck off. 1984 01:40:48,757 --> 01:40:51,413 You were on the floor, like rolling around and shit. 1985 01:40:51,613 --> 01:40:53,558 You called the captain the N-words. 1986 01:40:53,758 --> 01:40:56,089 I call the captain an N-words? 1987 01:40:56,289 --> 01:40:57,289 Yeah, he was very upset. 1988 01:40:57,489 --> 01:40:58,489 Really? 1989 01:40:58,689 --> 01:40:59,689 Luckily, we are in first class. 1990 01:41:01,996 --> 01:41:04,506 Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem. 1991 01:41:05,930 --> 01:41:07,122 Where are the ludes? 1992 01:41:07,322 --> 01:41:08,918 Where are the ludes? 1993 01:41:09,118 --> 01:41:11,252 They're in my ass, don't worry about it. 1994 01:41:11,452 --> 01:41:12,452 I got it. 1995 01:41:12,652 --> 01:41:13,652 Thank god. 1996 01:41:14,968 --> 01:41:17,423 Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when we get to Switzerland, buddy. 1997 01:41:17,623 --> 01:41:18,623 This is bad. 1998 01:41:18,823 --> 01:41:20,610 This fucking thing's pressing my chest I can't breath. 1999 01:41:20,810 --> 01:41:21,809 Do something to calm me down, please. 2000 01:41:22,009 --> 01:41:24,135 Okay, shut the fuck up. Just shut the fuck up. 2001 01:41:24,335 --> 01:41:25,335 Help me. 2002 01:41:25,535 --> 01:41:26,535 Okay...shhh..shh.. 2003 01:41:27,907 --> 01:41:29,618 That's good. - Go to sleep. 2004 01:41:29,818 --> 01:41:30,818 Rub it harder, buddy. 2005 01:41:31,018 --> 01:41:32,017 You're all right. 2006 01:41:32,217 --> 01:41:34,695 We all love you. Shut the fuck up! 2007 01:41:40,702 --> 01:41:41,926 Mr.Belfort. 2008 01:41:42,125 --> 01:41:43,125 You're free to go. 2009 01:41:45,824 --> 01:41:47,111 Really? 2010 01:41:50,923 --> 01:41:51,713 Hey, Donnie. - Yeah. 2011 01:41:51,913 --> 01:41:53,514 When we get up there. Try not to act like yourself, okay? 2012 01:41:53,714 --> 01:41:55,487 Let's make Geneva an asshole free Donnie zone, alright? 2013 01:41:55,687 --> 01:41:56,687 Why the fuck are you coming at me for? 2014 01:41:56,918 --> 01:41:59,016 Hey, listen..the only reason you're sitting in this limo 2015 01:41:59,216 --> 01:42:00,970 and not a Swiss jail is b'cos of my friend, okay? 2016 01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:04,378 We are here. We are here. 2017 01:42:05,457 --> 01:42:06,627 Jordan Belfort! 2018 01:42:06,827 --> 01:42:07,827 At last! 2019 01:42:08,027 --> 01:42:10,533 Nicholas has told me so much. 2020 01:42:11,619 --> 01:42:13,138 Jordan, Jean-Jacques Saurel. 2021 01:42:13,338 --> 01:42:15,482 Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you. 2022 01:42:23,585 --> 01:42:26,412 I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws, here. 2023 01:42:30,587 --> 01:42:31,491 Excusez-moi, Jordan, 2024 01:42:31,775 --> 01:42:36,184 Swiss custom requires ten minutes of blah blah blah.. 2025 01:42:36,385 --> 01:42:37,385 Chit chat. Chit chat! Thank you. 2026 01:42:37,585 --> 01:42:39,683 before business can be discussed. 2027 01:42:45,231 --> 01:42:47,840 Of course, let’s get “down to it.” 2028 01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:49,040 What would you like to know? 2029 01:42:50,438 --> 01:42:52,393 Under what circumstances would you be.. 2030 01:42:52,593 --> 01:42:54,866 ..obligated to cooperate with an FBI 2031 01:42:55,066 --> 01:42:58,881 or U.S. Justice Department investigation? For example. 2032 01:42:59,081 --> 01:43:00,081 Ca depend. 2033 01:43:01,457 --> 01:43:03,468 Ca depend? - Oui. 2034 01:43:04,716 --> 01:43:06,860 Ca depend on what? Exactly. 2035 01:43:08,048 --> 01:43:10,946 Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the coming months. 2036 01:43:12,516 --> 01:43:14,292 So, check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croix? 2037 01:43:14,492 --> 01:43:15,591 Yes, Rue de la Croix. 2038 01:43:31,419 --> 01:43:36,002 What I’m asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over. 2039 01:43:39,016 --> 01:43:42,720 I understand perfectly, you American shitheel. 2040 01:43:44,870 --> 01:43:47,789 The only way the Banque Real de Geneve would cooperate; 2041 01:43:47,989 --> 01:43:48,989 with a foreign legal body 2042 01:43:49,189 --> 01:43:53,228 is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland. 2043 01:43:53,499 --> 01:43:57,940 But, there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices. 2044 01:43:58,140 --> 01:44:00,680 From a financial standpoint, 2045 01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,742 you are now in heaven. 2046 01:44:03,942 --> 01:44:06,005 See, I told you he's fantastic, right? 2047 01:44:06,427 --> 01:44:09,655 If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, 2048 01:44:10,158 --> 01:44:12,705 it would become papier-toillette. 2049 01:44:14,549 --> 01:44:16,381 We would wipe our ass with it. 2050 01:44:16,581 --> 01:44:17,580 Unless, of course.. 2051 01:44:17,780 --> 01:44:21,020 it was an investigation into stock fraud.. 2052 01:44:21,220 --> 01:44:24,149 which is a crime in Switzerland. If I'm correct. 2053 01:44:24,349 --> 01:44:27,503 Then, there’d have to be Cooperacion. 2054 01:44:27,703 --> 01:44:28,703 On your part, If I'm not mistaken. 2055 01:44:30,356 --> 01:44:31,216 Yes, we would. 2056 01:44:32,536 --> 01:44:35,311 Assuming the account is under your name. 2057 01:44:37,023 --> 01:44:38,189 if it were.. 2058 01:44:38,389 --> 01:44:39,389 another name.. 2059 01:44:41,041 --> 01:44:43,505 A friends, Comerate, Cousin.. 2060 01:44:48,766 --> 01:44:50,197 Relatives? Yeah. 2061 01:44:52,741 --> 01:44:54,886 Was that yodeling I just heard or 2062 01:44:55,086 --> 01:44:57,100 did you just say what I thought you said? 2063 01:44:57,300 --> 01:44:59,583 Yes! Yes! 2064 01:44:59,783 --> 01:45:02,606 He's telling me to use a rathole. 2065 01:45:02,806 --> 01:45:06,548 But, a U.S. rathole would never get into Switzerland with all that money. 2066 01:45:06,748 --> 01:45:10,921 What I needed was a ratholr with a European passport. 2067 01:45:18,337 --> 01:45:19,611 Jordan? 2068 01:45:19,811 --> 01:45:22,687 Hey! How is my favourite Aunt, huh? 2069 01:45:22,887 --> 01:45:25,371 Welcome, was the traffic terrible? - No, not at all. 2070 01:45:29,981 --> 01:45:32,311 Thank God, Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing. 2071 01:45:33,171 --> 01:45:35,101 Turned out, the british weren't too much different from the Swiss. 2072 01:45:35,301 --> 01:45:38,354 Money talks. And, bullshit takes the bus. 2073 01:45:38,554 --> 01:45:40,718 How do you say 'rathole' in British. 2074 01:45:40,918 --> 01:45:43,138 If you get in any trouble, whatsoever. 2075 01:45:43,338 --> 01:45:46,106 I'll come forward immediately. I'll say that I duped you. 2076 01:45:46,306 --> 01:45:47,306 That I promise. 2077 01:45:48,735 --> 01:45:51,275 Risk is what keeps us young, isn’t it darling? 2078 01:45:55,607 --> 01:45:57,161 Sometimes, I wonder 2079 01:45:57,361 --> 01:45:59,983 if you let money get the best of you, my love. 2080 01:46:00,183 --> 01:46:03,693 Among other substances. 2081 01:46:08,015 --> 01:46:09,972 It’s that obvious, huh? 2082 01:46:10,172 --> 01:46:12,539 It's chilly darling and you're sweating bullets. 2083 01:46:15,798 --> 01:46:19,301 What can I say, Aunt Emma. I’m a drug addict. 2084 01:46:20,497 --> 01:46:21,920 I really am. I mean, 2085 01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:23,120 Cocaine, pills.. 2086 01:46:24,861 --> 01:46:26,856 Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it. 2087 01:46:27,056 --> 01:46:29,160 That's the truth. 2088 01:46:29,360 --> 01:46:32,141 I am a sex addict too. 2089 01:46:32,341 --> 01:46:35,649 Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex. 2090 01:46:36,979 --> 01:46:38,699 Jesus, why am I telling you all this? 2091 01:46:38,899 --> 01:46:39,899 I am sorry. 2092 01:46:41,930 --> 01:46:43,824 Because I'm very easy to talk to. 2093 01:46:44,024 --> 01:46:45,024 You are. 2094 01:46:45,224 --> 01:46:47,155 You are easy to talk to. 2095 01:46:47,355 --> 01:46:48,355 I suppose it's.. 2096 01:46:50,411 --> 01:46:51,979 It's just my job, you know, it's uh... 2097 01:46:52,179 --> 01:46:56,352 All these people depending on me, tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know, 2098 01:46:56,552 --> 01:46:58,317 Sometimes, I feel like I.. 2099 01:46:58,517 --> 01:47:01,545 I've bitten on more than I can chew, you know? 2100 01:47:01,745 --> 01:47:04,288 You're a man with large appetites. 2101 01:47:04,488 --> 01:47:05,488 Yeah. 2102 01:47:07,998 --> 01:47:09,895 Is she, fucking hitting on me? 2103 01:47:10,095 --> 01:47:11,095 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 2104 01:47:14,881 --> 01:47:17,801 I suppose, I put that on myself though, right? 2105 01:47:18,001 --> 01:47:19,001 My decision. 2106 01:47:19,201 --> 01:47:21,460 It's hard to.. 2107 01:47:21,660 --> 01:47:22,659 Hard to learn to.. 2108 01:47:22,859 --> 01:47:25,931 to control the anxiety sometimes, you know? 2109 01:47:28,089 --> 01:47:30,767 Learn to relax, and let go. 2110 01:47:32,125 --> 01:47:33,933 To release the tension. 2111 01:47:35,260 --> 01:47:36,967 She is hitting on me. 2112 01:47:37,167 --> 01:47:38,167 Holy shit! 2113 01:47:38,367 --> 01:47:40,693 Yeah, release the tension. 2114 01:47:45,431 --> 01:47:49,773 Suppose we, uh.. We all just need to learn not.. 2115 01:47:49,973 --> 01:47:52,876 Learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know? 2116 01:47:55,934 --> 01:47:58,030 Is he fucking hitting on me? 2117 01:48:04,609 --> 01:48:05,937 Stability, dear. 2118 01:48:06,137 --> 01:48:07,137 Family. 2119 01:48:14,414 --> 01:48:15,894 You take care of my nice, my love. 2120 01:48:16,094 --> 01:48:18,283 I'll take care of everything, over here. 2121 01:48:19,980 --> 01:48:21,420 Deal. 2122 01:48:27,268 --> 01:48:30,943 We had, literally, a fuck load of money. 2123 01:48:31,143 --> 01:48:33,989 Aunt Emma, could never carry all this by herself. 2124 01:48:34,328 --> 01:48:38,147 So, I thought to myself, who else has European passport? 2125 01:48:39,798 --> 01:48:43,143 Now, Brad, as a successful drug dealer, 2126 01:48:43,690 --> 01:48:45,782 spent his winters in the south of France, 2127 01:48:45,824 --> 01:48:47,815 which is where he met his wife, Chantelle. 2128 01:48:47,826 --> 01:48:50,795 A striper of Slovenian origin, 2129 01:48:50,829 --> 01:48:54,663 born in, of all places, Switzerland. 2130 01:48:58,769 --> 01:49:00,760 Well, this is fucked. 2131 01:49:00,771 --> 01:49:02,739 Oh, no, shit! 2132 01:49:05,942 --> 01:49:09,878 - Like this will take a, like, 50 trips. - I know. 2133 01:49:13,750 --> 01:49:14,808 Yeah, a suicide work. 2134 01:49:14,884 --> 01:49:17,750 But, how about her family? Right? 2135 01:49:17,786 --> 01:49:19,913 I mean, they all got Swiss's passport, right? 2136 01:49:19,922 --> 01:49:21,856 I mean, she's got parents, she's got a brother. 2137 01:49:21,890 --> 01:49:24,654 Right, brother's got a wife, that's five fuckin' people. 2138 01:49:24,693 --> 01:49:26,661 Six, seven trips, boom, right? 2139 01:49:26,695 --> 01:49:28,890 They're all fuckin' Swiss and it was like, ''what are you doing?'', they could do that. 2140 01:49:28,931 --> 01:49:31,764 At least I have a family, you crooked nose fuck! 2141 01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:34,860 Hey, hey, uh, don't forget about my money. 2142 01:49:36,704 --> 01:49:38,729 - I'm sorry, what was that? - Hey, I forgot to tell you 2143 01:49:38,740 --> 01:49:41,732 - he's got some, he's got some money. - My money. 2144 01:49:41,776 --> 01:49:43,835 - Yeah, a couple mill comin' in like a week. - Yeah. 2145 01:49:43,878 --> 01:49:45,937 And when it gets here, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up. 2146 01:49:48,949 --> 01:49:50,746 You give me a call? 2147 01:49:51,918 --> 01:49:55,718 When it gets here, I'll give you a call, and you come pick it up. 2148 01:49:55,756 --> 01:49:57,655 Well, we don't fuckin' work for you, man! 2149 01:49:57,690 --> 01:49:57,951 Shh.. 2150 01:49:57,957 --> 01:50:00,824 Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. 2151 01:50:00,860 --> 01:50:02,828 Okay? Technically you do work for me. 2152 01:50:05,865 --> 01:50:07,661 Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk. 2153 01:50:07,699 --> 01:50:09,894 If I fuckin' do this, I'm telling you right now, I ain't goin' to him. 2154 01:50:09,934 --> 01:50:12,836 Okay? I'm not a fuckin' schwas, I don't do fuckin' pick-ups, alright? 2155 01:50:12,872 --> 01:50:14,737 - But listen to me, when this thing placed, - I'm gonna take care of everything. 2156 01:50:14,774 --> 01:50:16,799 and I fuckin' say, and you tell that fuckin' piece of shit. 2157 01:50:16,842 --> 01:50:17,899 - If he comes correct. - I will. 2158 01:50:17,942 --> 01:50:22,709 If he comes in, I'll fuckin' loopy and fucked up. I swear to God, I'm a mash that douchebag's teeth. 2159 01:50:22,747 --> 01:50:24,715 I hear that, who's fucking cheating? 2160 01:50:24,749 --> 01:50:26,649 - Who's fuckin' cheating?! - Look, may I asking.. 2161 01:50:26,684 --> 01:50:28,810 I put the money on that fuckin' table, not you! 2162 01:50:28,852 --> 01:50:30,786 I'm the reason we have this fuckin' deal! 2163 01:50:30,788 --> 01:50:32,722 - I have a gun, you fucking idiot! - What the fuck this gun. 2164 01:50:32,756 --> 01:50:33,814 I already told you this. 2165 01:50:33,857 --> 01:50:37,759 You know what? You're a fuckin' pill deal, I got five more just like you, bro! 2166 01:50:37,795 --> 01:50:39,694 Keep talking, you piece of shit! 2167 01:50:39,695 --> 01:50:41,788 Do you know what? You dress like shit! 2168 01:50:41,831 --> 01:50:43,822 - So, fuck you! - Fuck you, motherfucker! 2169 01:50:43,866 --> 01:50:46,699 - Jesus! - Like that faggot. Who's the faggot? 2170 01:50:46,702 --> 01:50:47,760 - Enough with your shit! - You okay? 2171 01:50:47,804 --> 01:50:48,770 Hey pal! 2172 01:50:50,872 --> 01:50:53,807 The next day, aunt Emma flew to Geneve. 2173 01:50:53,842 --> 01:50:56,676 Two million in cash in her carry on. 2174 01:50:56,712 --> 01:50:59,680 Which in a big picture was a drop in the Swiss bucket. 2175 01:51:00,715 --> 01:51:03,775 'Cause the following month, over the course of six roundtrips, 2176 01:51:03,819 --> 01:51:06,131 Chantelle's family and friends smugglin' 2177 01:51:06,132 --> 01:51:08,847 over 20 millon in cash without even a hiccup. 2178 01:51:08,857 --> 01:51:10,847 - Shred it. - And by the way.. 2179 01:51:10,891 --> 01:51:14,793 - Here they are. - Excellent! 2180 01:51:14,795 --> 01:51:16,786 - And I have some more. - Really? 2181 01:51:16,864 --> 01:51:17,888 - Here. - Oh, thank you. 2182 01:51:17,898 --> 01:51:19,831 - And here. - Welcome. 2183 01:51:19,866 --> 01:51:21,697 [LAUGHING] Welcome? 2184 01:51:21,734 --> 01:51:24,669 - And yeah, like four bags of it. - Ooh. 2185 01:51:24,938 --> 01:51:27,736 Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian? 2186 01:51:27,774 --> 01:51:29,765 - Slovenian. Yes. - Slovenian? Okay. 2187 01:51:29,776 --> 01:51:32,744 - So you're blonde? - Oh, stop that. 2188 01:51:52,797 --> 01:51:53,729 Shit. 2189 01:51:53,764 --> 01:51:57,825 Put the fuckin' car parked, you dumb idiot! 2190 01:51:57,869 --> 01:52:00,633 Yeah, close the briefcase. 2191 01:52:00,671 --> 01:52:03,696 One fuckin' day, one fuckin' day you couldn't keep it together? 2192 01:52:03,740 --> 01:52:05,765 I was fucked up, Brad. 2193 01:52:05,809 --> 01:52:07,777 - You're fuckin' kidding me! - Fucked up. 2194 01:52:13,248 --> 01:52:15,011 - It's a joke! - It's a joke? 2195 01:52:15,050 --> 01:52:17,143 - I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ. 2196 01:52:17,186 --> 01:52:19,984 - It's a fuckin' joke. I'm not stupid. - Are you fuckin' stupid? 2197 01:52:19,988 --> 01:52:21,182 - You fuckin' drivin' you like a fuckin' maniac. - Do you know what.. 2198 01:52:21,223 --> 01:52:23,395 - You know the attention that fuckin' draws? 2199 01:52:23,396 --> 01:52:24,988 - You know what, I'm not stupid. 2200 01:52:25,026 --> 01:52:26,015 - I'm smart. - Smart? 2201 01:52:26,060 --> 01:52:28,086 - I make million dollar deal. - That's right. 2202 01:52:28,130 --> 01:52:30,963 We smart important people, unlike you. 2203 01:52:30,966 --> 01:52:34,230 People who don't sucker punch people when they're scared, okay? 2204 01:52:34,969 --> 01:52:35,993 - I'm scared? - And by the way, 2205 01:52:36,037 --> 01:52:38,130 - I haven't got an apology for that. - One apology, okay. 2206 01:52:38,172 --> 01:52:40,037 I check my fuckin' messages everyday 2207 01:52:40,074 --> 01:52:41,006 - when I come home from work - Did you? 2208 01:52:41,042 --> 01:52:42,031 - my answering machine - You didn't got one, huh? 2209 01:52:42,043 --> 01:52:44,135 zero! I got a blinking light because I don't have shit from you! 2210 01:52:44,177 --> 01:52:45,409 - Yeah right. You know, you got a big 2211 01:52:45,410 --> 01:52:46,975 fuckin' mouth! - I got my wife, I got my wife 2212 01:52:47,013 --> 01:52:49,140 checking the messages every 45 minutes, calling the office say, 2213 01:52:49,182 --> 01:52:52,947 has Brad apologize? Is there any apology message on the machine? 2214 01:52:52,985 --> 01:52:54,043 - Alright, do you know what.. - I don't have jack shit. 2215 01:52:54,086 --> 01:52:55,571 - You know what? That's not how you treat me. 2216 01:52:55,572 --> 01:52:57,055 - Yeah, you got a big fuckin' mouth. You know 2217 01:52:57,089 --> 01:52:58,954 I'm not gonna give you a fuckin' pass, just give me the case. 2218 01:52:58,991 --> 01:53:01,118 - Oh, you're not gonna give me a pass? - Get out of here. 2219 01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:02,218 Look, it's a figure fuckin' speech. 2220 01:53:02,261 --> 01:53:04,956 - Oh my God, the Emperor of Foxville - Just give me the fuckin' case 2221 01:53:04,996 --> 01:53:07,089 came down from Foxville to give me a pass! 2222 01:53:07,131 --> 01:53:08,567 Hey, what are the citizens of Foxville 2223 01:53:08,568 --> 01:53:10,191 doing at the day when the Emperor's gone? 2224 01:53:10,235 --> 01:53:12,204 - I'm begging you. - Is it, is it mayhem? 2225 01:53:12,238 --> 01:53:14,102 Or people looting and raping? 2226 01:53:14,138 --> 01:53:16,003 What all the little fuckhead doing? 2227 01:53:16,040 --> 01:53:16,972 - Why are you here? - You go fuck yourself! 2228 01:53:17,008 --> 01:53:19,033 - You fuckin', alright, alright. - Hey, you fuck the back up! 2229 01:53:19,077 --> 01:53:20,237 I'm fuckin' saying! 2230 01:53:20,945 --> 01:53:24,937 That if I ever cross you in my life, if you come at me again, 2231 01:53:25,015 --> 01:53:26,141 - Just fuckin' keep it down. - You know what? 2232 01:53:26,183 --> 01:53:32,144 I got it. I don't want to be avoiding anything, but I think you like, like.. 2233 01:53:32,155 --> 01:53:33,179 - Like, when you come at me, - What the fuck? 2234 01:53:33,223 --> 01:53:35,087 - 'cause you look at me. - what's the matter with you? 2235 01:53:35,124 --> 01:53:38,093 I just know I just noticed like, you have like a fuckin', like.. 2236 01:53:38,127 --> 01:53:39,094 - Stop that talk! - You might twinkle. 2237 01:53:39,128 --> 01:53:41,995 You have like a twinkle, were you trying to kiss me, bro? 2238 01:53:41,998 --> 01:53:43,090 - Jesus fuckin' Christ.. - Bro, you're trying.. 2239 01:53:43,132 --> 01:53:45,190 - I'm.. What's with you? - I have like a, I don't know, I just.. 2240 01:53:45,967 --> 01:53:47,161 - I said that homophobic thing.. - Baiklah. 2241 01:53:47,168 --> 01:53:49,068 - You're just not the one for me, pal. - Okay. 2242 01:53:49,104 --> 01:53:52,005 You know what I mean? It's not, it's not about that for me, you know? 2243 01:53:52,040 --> 01:53:53,132 - You understand? - I've heard enough, please. 2244 01:53:53,174 --> 01:53:55,038 I'm begging, give me the fuckin' case. 2245 01:53:55,042 --> 01:53:56,009 - Okay? - I gonna give you the case. 2246 01:53:56,043 --> 01:53:57,978 - Gve me the case. What's that? - You gotta do me one favour. 2247 01:53:58,013 --> 01:53:59,173 You gotta take this case, 2248 01:53:59,180 --> 01:54:01,080 you gotta drive straight home, you know. 2249 01:54:01,116 --> 01:54:02,947 I need you to open up the briefcase, 2250 01:54:02,951 --> 01:54:06,943 and you take out every single dollar, don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase. 2251 01:54:06,987 --> 01:54:09,956 I want you to have it all neatly organized outside the briefcase, 2252 01:54:09,990 --> 01:54:11,048 and you to take it, 2253 01:54:11,091 --> 01:54:14,151 I need you to shove it right up your wife's Slatvian cunt, you understand? 2254 01:54:14,194 --> 01:54:16,127 - My fuckin' wife? - Fuckin' chill! 2255 01:54:16,162 --> 01:54:18,027 - [GROANING] Chill, bro! - You motherfuckin' piece of shit! 2256 01:54:18,064 --> 01:54:20,032 - How about that? - Let go, let go! Come on. Fuck! 2257 01:54:20,066 --> 01:54:22,034 [SIREN] 2258 01:54:22,101 --> 01:54:23,966 Motherfucker! You fuckin' dick! 2259 01:54:23,970 --> 01:54:26,938 Stop! Don't move! Don't move, I'm gonna fire your fuckin' leg! 2260 01:54:26,972 --> 01:54:28,963 I'm gonna fire you in your fuckin' leg! 2261 01:54:29,007 --> 01:54:31,066 Drop the case, put your hands in the air! 2262 01:54:31,109 --> 01:54:32,007 Get that! 2263 01:54:32,044 --> 01:54:33,011 [SCREAMING] 2264 01:54:33,011 --> 01:54:35,138 Get on your knees, sir! Get down on your knees! 2265 01:54:35,180 --> 01:54:37,170 Motherfucker! 2266 01:54:37,214 --> 01:54:38,977 Fuck! Jesus! 2267 01:54:39,016 --> 01:54:40,176 Mother fucker! 2268 01:54:49,026 --> 01:54:50,015 Jordan! 2269 01:54:50,027 --> 01:54:52,928 Do I have a surprise for you. 2270 01:54:53,197 --> 01:54:55,097 20 real lemons. 2271 01:54:55,166 --> 01:54:57,224 Retired pharmacist friend of mine, it been in his safe for 15 years. 2272 01:54:57,968 --> 01:54:59,196 You fuckin' kiddin' me? Lemons? 2273 01:54:59,235 --> 01:55:02,204 - [LAUGHING] - They're gonna knock us out off our fuckin' head. 2274 01:55:02,238 --> 01:55:07,197 When it comes to quaalude, the lemon 714 was the holygrail. 2275 01:55:07,209 --> 01:55:09,006 - Can you believe it? - Oh my God.. 2276 01:55:09,044 --> 01:55:10,011 I thought they were like a myth. 2277 01:55:10,045 --> 01:55:12,946 Three times as powerful as anything available today. 2278 01:55:12,948 --> 01:55:16,145 - Look at these babies. - Boy Donnie really knew how to celebrate. 2279 01:55:16,185 --> 01:55:18,508 He said he was saving these for a special 2280 01:55:18,509 --> 01:55:21,053 occasion, like a birthday, or being clapfree. 2281 01:55:21,089 --> 01:55:23,057 Or, my money arriving safely in Switzerland. 2282 01:55:23,091 --> 01:55:24,183 We're gonna die! 2283 01:55:24,225 --> 01:55:27,194 [PUKE] 2284 01:55:27,228 --> 01:55:29,992 So that night, I cleared my schedule, 2285 01:55:29,998 --> 01:55:34,025 and I rid my body of anything that could fuck with my high. 2286 01:55:34,068 --> 01:55:36,127 It was celebration time. 2287 01:55:36,170 --> 01:55:37,932 Okay. 2288 01:55:37,971 --> 01:55:39,097 We start off with one, see how it'll go? 2289 01:55:39,106 --> 01:55:41,074 My guy says all we need is one. 2290 01:55:41,074 --> 01:55:42,006 Here we go. 2291 01:55:43,143 --> 01:55:45,008 - Salute. - Cheers. 2292 01:55:45,045 --> 01:55:47,979 Maybe if I pull it again, it will go down. 2293 01:55:49,215 --> 01:55:51,911 Steve,Steve! I gotta get outta here. 2294 01:55:51,951 --> 01:55:54,010 No! I think I got it figured out. 2295 01:55:54,053 --> 01:55:57,989 It must be one pull for up, and two pull for down. 2296 01:55:58,024 --> 01:55:59,047 Okay. 2297 01:56:07,198 --> 01:56:08,994 You feel anything? 2298 01:56:12,069 --> 01:56:13,935 No. 2299 01:56:16,007 --> 01:56:17,941 Been thirty five minutes. 2300 01:56:20,144 --> 01:56:23,944 Maybe we built up a tolerance after all these years, huh? 2301 01:56:25,249 --> 01:56:27,012 Hm.. 2302 01:56:37,026 --> 01:56:38,084 This is bullshit! 2303 01:56:38,127 --> 01:56:41,186 My metabolism is pumped out, I can't feel shit! 2304 01:56:41,229 --> 01:56:44,062 They're old, I think they lost the potency? 2305 01:56:44,066 --> 01:56:45,033 Huh? 2306 01:56:45,100 --> 01:56:46,124 Check the bottle! 2307 01:56:49,937 --> 01:56:51,063 January '81 2308 01:56:51,105 --> 01:56:52,129 They're fuckin' duds. 2309 01:56:52,139 --> 01:56:54,164 - Fuck! - Let's take a.. 2310 01:56:54,208 --> 01:56:56,176 - Take two more each. - Yeah. 2311 01:56:58,079 --> 01:56:59,980 Jordan! 2312 01:56:59,981 --> 01:57:01,038 You're up, babe? 2313 01:57:04,118 --> 01:57:05,983 What are you two retards doing? 2314 01:57:06,020 --> 01:57:07,078 We're workin' out, honey. 2315 01:57:08,022 --> 01:57:09,922 Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone. 2316 01:57:09,957 --> 01:57:12,083 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 2317 01:57:14,027 --> 01:57:15,016 Hey! Bo, what's going on? 2318 01:57:15,061 --> 01:57:16,926 Jordan, listen to me clearly. 2319 01:57:16,963 --> 01:57:19,090 I can not talk to you in this phone, and I have to talk with you. 2320 01:57:19,099 --> 01:57:20,929 We're gonna get outta here. What's going on? 2321 01:57:20,966 --> 01:57:24,094 Listen to me, leave the fuckin' house, Jordan! 2322 01:57:24,136 --> 01:57:28,004 And then call me from a payphone. This is not a fuckin' joke, Jordan. 2323 01:57:28,040 --> 01:57:29,132 Yeah, yeah. Ya. 2324 01:57:30,142 --> 01:57:32,006 - Shit! - What's.. What he said? 2325 01:57:32,043 --> 01:57:33,943 I don't know what the fuck is going on, I gotta go! 2326 01:57:33,978 --> 01:57:35,036 Is everything okay, Jordan? 2327 01:57:45,189 --> 01:57:50,092 The closest payphone I can get to is at the Brookvile Contry Club. 2328 01:57:50,128 --> 01:57:52,095 It was a real WASP stronghold. 2329 01:57:52,129 --> 01:57:54,927 Just a mile down the road from my house. 2330 01:58:04,940 --> 01:58:05,965 Hey Bo, what's up? It's me, what's going 2331 01:58:05,966 --> 01:58:07,067 on? I'm at the payphone, what's going on? 2332 01:58:07,076 --> 01:58:08,043 Listen to me carefully. 2333 01:58:08,110 --> 01:58:11,011 Please, your little friend here, Brad, your little buddy, 2334 01:58:11,013 --> 01:58:12,071 he's in jail. 2335 01:58:12,114 --> 01:58:14,172 He.. What the fuck he's in jail for? What did he do? 2336 01:58:14,182 --> 01:58:15,171 I don't know what he did. 2337 01:58:15,216 --> 01:58:19,118 My friend in Long Island told me he got picked up in some fuckin' shopping mall, 2338 01:58:19,154 --> 01:58:22,180 - he got locked up.. - Wait, did you say a shopping mall? 2339 01:58:22,923 --> 01:58:24,015 - Yeah, yeah. - He, he was with Donnie 2340 01:58:24,057 --> 01:58:27,026 he was supposed to deliver some money, and that fuckin' fat piece of shit. 2341 01:58:27,060 --> 01:58:28,960 - I'm gonna go and fuckin' kill him. - Jordan, Jordan, Jordan. Listen to me! 2342 01:58:28,962 --> 01:58:30,088 Don't go! Listen to me. 2343 01:58:30,130 --> 01:58:32,997 That guy, Denham, that FBI agent guy, 2344 01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:36,959 somebody told me, he's got your phone tapped. Your ofice and your home. 2345 01:58:37,004 --> 01:58:40,064 - Don't talk on that motherfuckin' phone! - Okay. Fuck! I got it, I got it. 2346 01:58:40,140 --> 01:58:41,107 I got it, I got it. 2347 01:58:41,108 --> 01:58:42,973 Jordan. 2348 01:58:43,010 --> 01:58:46,172 You didn't try to bribe this fuckin' FBI agent, did you? 2349 01:58:46,212 --> 01:58:48,976 No, I didn't try to bribe that FBI agent. 2350 01:58:48,981 --> 01:58:50,107 You think I'm that fuckin'stupid? No! 2351 01:58:50,149 --> 01:58:52,117 What the fuck you said? I can't understand. 2352 01:58:52,151 --> 01:58:53,175 Say that again! 2353 01:58:53,186 --> 01:58:56,985 I said I won't, I know what my feeling with this FBI agent. 2354 01:58:57,022 --> 01:58:58,182 What the fuck are you saying? 2355 01:59:00,058 --> 01:59:02,049 - I said.. - Are you fuckin' high? 2356 01:59:02,060 --> 01:59:04,926 Are you kidding me? I don't wanna see more FBI! 2357 01:59:04,962 --> 01:59:07,123 Jordan! Are you fuckin' high? 2358 01:59:08,065 --> 01:59:10,124 Jordan, do me a favour. Stay where you are, 2359 01:59:10,167 --> 01:59:12,032 don't get behind the wheel of the car, 2360 01:59:12,036 --> 01:59:13,196 I'll be there in a moment to pick you up. 2361 01:59:13,938 --> 01:59:14,199 Jordan, Jordan! 2362 01:59:14,938 --> 01:59:17,066 After 15 years in storage, 2363 01:59:17,074 --> 01:59:20,908 the lemons had developed a delayed fuse. 2364 01:59:20,978 --> 01:59:24,209 It took 90 minutes for this little fuckers to kick in, but once they did.. 2365 01:59:24,948 --> 01:59:26,040 Pow! 2366 01:59:26,049 --> 01:59:29,177 I mean, I'd skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. 2367 01:59:29,219 --> 01:59:31,084 Tell me where you are, don't fuckin'.. 2368 01:59:31,087 --> 01:59:35,955 This little bastard was so strong, I discovered a whole new phase. 2369 01:59:35,991 --> 01:59:38,152 The cerebral palsy phase. 2370 01:59:40,095 --> 01:59:42,063 Come on, stand up. 2371 01:59:46,067 --> 01:59:48,126 Oke, walking's out. 2372 01:59:49,103 --> 01:59:51,936 I think, think what else is there? 2373 01:59:52,974 --> 01:59:53,941 Yes! 2374 01:59:53,975 --> 01:59:56,943 I can crawl, I can crawl like Skylar. 2375 02:00:28,072 --> 02:00:29,039 Fuck! 2376 02:00:29,040 --> 02:00:31,065 The kid makes it look so goddamn easy. 2377 02:00:38,081 --> 02:00:40,015 Think, you motherfucker, think. 2378 02:00:40,217 --> 02:00:41,184 Yes! 2379 02:00:42,052 --> 02:00:43,110 I got it! 2380 02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:44,109 I've got it! 2381 02:00:44,187 --> 02:00:45,950 I can roll. 2382 02:00:45,956 --> 02:00:46,981 I can roll! 2383 02:00:56,199 --> 02:00:59,133 [GROANING] 2384 02:01:07,109 --> 02:01:09,906 [GROANING] 2385 02:01:45,078 --> 02:01:47,103 [PANTING] 2386 02:01:53,085 --> 02:01:54,017 [PHONE RINGING] 2387 02:01:54,052 --> 02:01:55,110 [SHOUTING] 2388 02:02:09,033 --> 02:02:10,021 Jordan? 2389 02:02:12,002 --> 02:02:12,969 Jordan? 2390 02:02:13,203 --> 02:02:15,068 Oh Jesus. Where are you? 2391 02:02:15,105 --> 02:02:17,005 I'm at the Country Club. 2392 02:02:17,040 --> 02:02:17,973 What? 2393 02:02:18,009 --> 02:02:21,068 I'm at the Country Club! 2394 02:02:21,111 --> 02:02:23,875 I don't know what the fuck are you saying, but you need to get home! 2395 02:02:23,913 --> 02:02:25,073 Donnie is out of control. 2396 02:02:25,115 --> 02:02:27,948 He's on the other line with some Swiss guy, 2397 02:02:27,984 --> 02:02:29,110 - I don't know.. - What?! 2398 02:02:29,152 --> 02:02:32,917 Get him off the phone! 2399 02:02:32,955 --> 02:02:35,185 I can't understand you. 2400 02:02:35,190 --> 02:02:38,921 Get him off the phone! 2401 02:02:38,961 --> 02:02:40,087 What the fuck are you saying, Jordan? 2402 02:02:40,129 --> 02:02:41,993 Can you just get home? Hurry. 2403 02:02:42,030 --> 02:02:45,056 Oh my God! 2404 02:02:45,066 --> 02:02:47,057 Oh my God.. 2405 02:02:51,972 --> 02:02:53,963 I was less than a mile from home. 2406 02:02:54,041 --> 02:02:56,942 I drove as slow as I fuckin' could. 2407 02:02:56,977 --> 02:02:58,103 I think Jello move faster. 2408 02:02:58,111 --> 02:03:01,137 I just couldn't give him two million. 2409 02:03:01,180 --> 02:03:04,912 I'm gonna be a little late. 2410 02:03:04,951 --> 02:03:07,044 You ate two million? 2411 02:03:07,087 --> 02:03:08,145 Million! 2412 02:03:08,188 --> 02:03:11,123 Get off the phone, get off the fuckin' phone, idiot! 2413 02:03:11,124 --> 02:03:14,092 - [CAR HORN] - Get out of the way, asshole! 2414 02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:15,991 - Hello? - Too late.. 2415 02:03:15,995 --> 02:03:18,156 - And it's.. - You hate two million? 2416 02:03:18,197 --> 02:03:20,961 No, you don't hate two million, Donnie. 2417 02:03:22,934 --> 02:03:25,926 By some miracle, I made it home alive. 2418 02:03:25,937 --> 02:03:27,962 Not a scratch on me or the car. 2419 02:03:34,211 --> 02:03:37,146 Is that so? 2420 02:03:37,147 --> 02:03:38,944 Jordan? 2421 02:03:38,982 --> 02:03:41,143 Oh Jesus fucking Christ! 2422 02:03:41,185 --> 02:03:43,118 What did you take? 2423 02:03:43,152 --> 02:03:44,176 What is wrong with you? 2424 02:03:44,921 --> 02:03:45,910 Jordan! 2425 02:03:45,922 --> 02:03:47,913 It's fuckin' good, right? 2426 02:03:47,957 --> 02:03:48,925 - What the fuck are you saying? - You fucked up. 2427 02:03:48,959 --> 02:03:50,927 - What were you saying? - Get off the phone! 2428 02:03:50,994 --> 02:03:55,930 Get off the fuckin' phone! 2429 02:03:55,965 --> 02:03:58,126 What the fuck, Jordan? 2430 02:03:58,167 --> 02:04:00,931 You're doing this in the house, I hope you know that! 2431 02:04:00,970 --> 02:04:02,938 You fucking doing this in the house! 2432 02:04:02,972 --> 02:04:07,032 - You two are fucking funny friends! - Get off the phone! 2433 02:04:07,075 --> 02:04:11,910 - Jesus, Jordan! - The FBI! 2434 02:04:11,947 --> 02:04:15,006 - Get off the phone! - I buy the phone! 2435 02:04:15,049 --> 02:04:19,179 Get off the phone! 2436 02:04:19,186 --> 02:04:23,952 - Give me the phone! - [SCREAMING] 2437 02:04:24,023 --> 02:04:27,151 Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, alright? 2438 02:04:27,160 --> 02:04:30,095 Get off the phone! 2439 02:04:34,134 --> 02:04:35,101 Fuck you! 2440 02:04:35,135 --> 02:04:37,126 - What's wrong? - What you did? 2441 02:04:37,170 --> 02:04:39,138 - You piece of shit! - What? 2442 02:04:39,172 --> 02:04:40,901 What? 2443 02:04:40,940 --> 02:04:42,168 Brad! 2444 02:04:42,909 --> 02:04:43,933 Huh?! 2445 02:04:43,977 --> 02:04:45,944 Brad! 2446 02:04:45,978 --> 02:04:47,002 Brad! 2447 02:04:47,045 --> 02:04:50,105 You fuckin' asshole! 2448 02:04:50,115 --> 02:04:53,949 Gimme the phone. 2449 02:04:53,986 --> 02:04:55,976 What did you do? 2450 02:04:55,987 --> 02:04:57,011 You piece of shit! 2451 02:04:57,054 --> 02:05:00,114 - What the fuck I did wrong? - Fuck you! 2452 02:05:00,158 --> 02:05:02,922 I wanna fuckin' do it! 2453 02:05:02,960 --> 02:05:05,928 I wanna fuckin' kill you! 2454 02:05:05,962 --> 02:05:07,896 I'll get you! 2455 02:05:31,821 --> 02:05:33,914 What the fuck happen? 2456 02:05:33,956 --> 02:05:35,014 Oh, shit! 2457 02:05:35,057 --> 02:05:37,047 Jordan? Jordan, are you alright? 2458 02:05:37,092 --> 02:05:39,856 Donnie? Donnie?! 2459 02:05:40,795 --> 02:05:41,784 Donnie is not breathing! 2460 02:05:41,830 --> 02:05:43,855 Oh, fuck! I don't know what to do! 2461 02:05:43,898 --> 02:05:45,889 Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do, I can't help him! 2462 02:05:45,934 --> 02:05:46,991 What are we gonna do, Jordan? 2463 02:05:48,802 --> 02:05:49,996 Oh my God, I think he's choked, Jordan. 2464 02:05:50,037 --> 02:05:51,004 Do something! 2465 02:05:51,038 --> 02:05:53,063 - Oh God, help me! - I got you! 2466 02:05:53,807 --> 02:05:55,968 He's not breathing, Jordan. You got to do something! 2467 02:05:57,043 --> 02:05:58,806 - Oh shit! - Oh my God! 2468 02:05:58,845 --> 02:06:00,039 Oh my God.. 2469 02:06:01,848 --> 02:06:02,940 I got you! 2470 02:06:09,088 --> 02:06:10,851 Here! 2471 02:06:10,890 --> 02:06:11,879 Get in me! 2472 02:06:15,828 --> 02:06:16,886 [GROANING] 2473 02:06:22,033 --> 02:06:25,901 Step aside! Oh my God! 2474 02:06:25,937 --> 02:06:27,836 Oh God! 2475 02:06:27,872 --> 02:06:29,863 Move aside, baby! 2476 02:06:34,845 --> 02:06:35,812 Oh, God.. 2477 02:06:35,813 --> 02:06:37,007 Look at me! Come on! 2478 02:06:37,047 --> 02:06:39,014 Come on, come on! 2479 02:06:43,953 --> 02:06:46,786 Jordan, he's not breathing, you got to do something! 2480 02:06:47,857 --> 02:06:50,826 Jordan, he's a father, he's got fucking kids, do something! 2481 02:06:50,860 --> 02:06:52,794 Yeah! Yeah. 2482 02:06:57,100 --> 02:06:59,932 Jordan, you gotta get over here, tell me what I'm doing. 2483 02:07:00,903 --> 02:07:03,895 Oh fucking God, get over here, call 911! 2484 02:07:03,906 --> 02:07:04,930 [SCREAMING] 2485 02:07:08,876 --> 02:07:11,037 [SCREAMING] 2486 02:07:13,948 --> 02:07:15,040 You alright? 2487 02:07:15,082 --> 02:07:16,947 Are you alright? 2488 02:07:29,828 --> 02:07:30,886 Mr. Belfort? 2489 02:07:32,798 --> 02:07:33,856 Mr. Belfort? 2490 02:07:36,870 --> 02:07:38,861 Why the fuck you are here? Fuck. 2491 02:07:39,872 --> 02:07:40,896 Sir? 2492 02:07:40,940 --> 02:07:42,874 We need to ask you some questions. 2493 02:07:42,908 --> 02:07:44,899 You fuckin' kidding me? Fuck you! 2494 02:07:44,910 --> 02:07:45,899 Come on, get up! 2495 02:07:45,945 --> 02:07:48,004 Well, get the fuck outta my house! 2496 02:07:49,081 --> 02:07:51,014 - Let's go! Come on! Get up! - I've been here all night. 2497 02:07:51,049 --> 02:07:52,812 - Let's go! - I've been sitting here all night. 2498 02:07:52,817 --> 02:07:54,944 - What the fuck are you talkin'? - Wait a minute, why you taking him? 2499 02:07:54,986 --> 02:07:55,975 - The fuck are you doing? - Let's go! 2500 02:07:56,020 --> 02:07:56,952 Why you taking him? 2501 02:07:56,988 --> 02:07:58,046 - Tell him! - We got no warn. 2502 02:07:58,089 --> 02:08:00,989 You just come up and peep a house like this! 2503 02:08:00,991 --> 02:08:01,923 - I'm just talkin'.. - Did you drive your car that night 2504 02:08:01,959 --> 02:08:03,824 Mr. Belfort? 2505 02:08:05,028 --> 02:08:06,859 Well. 2506 02:08:09,032 --> 02:08:10,896 Wow! 2507 02:08:10,967 --> 02:08:12,992 Maybe I hadn't made at home okay. 2508 02:08:27,883 --> 02:08:30,784 Get out of the fuckin' way! 2509 02:08:32,053 --> 02:08:35,045 Fuck! Fucker! 2510 02:08:38,960 --> 02:08:40,951 Did you drive.. 2511 02:08:40,996 --> 02:08:42,963 That car, tonight? 2512 02:08:43,931 --> 02:08:44,989 - Yeah.. - Yeah? 2513 02:08:45,032 --> 02:08:45,930 Right. 2514 02:08:45,966 --> 02:08:49,834 I'm a family man. Family man. Honey! 2515 02:08:49,870 --> 02:08:51,861 It was a miracle I wasn't killed. 2516 02:08:51,905 --> 02:08:54,896 More, you know, that I didn't kill anybody else. 2517 02:08:54,941 --> 02:08:57,933 The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn't charge ne. 2518 02:08:57,977 --> 02:09:00,878 They had no proof I was even behind the wheel. 2519 02:09:00,913 --> 02:09:03,892 Meanwhile, Brad did three months in jail for 2520 02:09:03,893 --> 02:09:06,874 contempt because he wouldn't let Donnie out. 2521 02:09:06,886 --> 02:09:09,047 The result? I was scot free. 2522 02:09:09,055 --> 02:09:11,853 But I had eyes on me like never before. 2523 02:09:11,891 --> 02:09:13,790 You're a lucky man, Jordan. 2524 02:09:13,825 --> 02:09:15,850 You're lucky be alive, let alone not in jail. 2525 02:09:16,862 --> 02:09:18,022 No, I don't believe in luck, right? 2526 02:09:18,030 --> 02:09:19,827 But it's time. 2527 02:09:19,865 --> 02:09:21,958 Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal, 2528 02:09:22,000 --> 02:09:23,990 before your luck runs out. 2529 02:09:24,001 --> 02:09:25,935 Wave to daddy! 2530 02:09:25,970 --> 02:09:28,996 Hey! Hey, sweetie. 2531 02:09:29,006 --> 02:09:31,031 - [LAUGHING] - You're doing great, sweetie. 2532 02:09:31,075 --> 02:09:33,838 You're doing so great. 2533 02:09:33,843 --> 02:09:36,812 What kind of terms that we do talking about, if I.. 2534 02:09:36,846 --> 02:09:37,835 - You know.. - I don't know 2535 02:09:37,881 --> 02:09:41,009 you know you plead guilty to handful of securities violation. 2536 02:09:41,051 --> 02:09:44,089 Stock manipulation, high pressure sales 2537 02:09:44,090 --> 02:09:47,751 tactics, ticky-tack shit like that, you know? 2538 02:09:47,823 --> 02:09:48,949 Pay a couple million dollars in fine, 2539 02:09:48,957 --> 02:09:51,893 in exchange, SEC fucks off till the end of time. 2540 02:09:54,863 --> 02:09:57,991 And Stratton, what happen to Stratton? 2541 02:09:58,033 --> 02:09:59,898 I mean that you, there's no way, I mean.. 2542 02:09:59,935 --> 02:10:01,800 You gotta walk away, right? 2543 02:10:01,837 --> 02:10:03,964 - Let Donnie be in charge. - Alright, Donnie. 2544 02:10:05,039 --> 02:10:07,030 And the FBI is another animal, completely. 2545 02:10:07,075 --> 02:10:08,975 They still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing. 2546 02:10:09,010 --> 02:10:11,843 However, with you stepping down voluntarily, 2547 02:10:12,013 --> 02:10:13,962 my guess is, that your best friend, agent Denham, 2548 02:10:13,963 --> 02:10:15,948 will be standing around with his dick in his hand. 2549 02:10:17,851 --> 02:10:18,875 Jordan. 2550 02:10:18,919 --> 02:10:20,887 Wh.. What do you have to think about? 2551 02:10:20,921 --> 02:10:22,821 Yo.. You beat them! 2552 02:10:22,856 --> 02:10:23,823 You won! 2553 02:10:23,857 --> 02:10:25,915 God knows you'll never have to work again. 2554 02:10:25,925 --> 02:10:28,018 What you're gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail? Is that what you want? 2555 02:10:28,060 --> 02:10:29,925 - No. - Okay! 2556 02:10:29,962 --> 02:10:31,953 Okay. You got all the money in the world. 2557 02:10:31,997 --> 02:10:33,862 You need everybody else's money? 2558 02:10:33,866 --> 02:10:35,026 - Of course not. - Well? 2559 02:10:35,067 --> 02:10:37,865 - You know I built it. - I know you built it! 2560 02:10:37,870 --> 02:10:39,963 You built it, so now preserved it! 2561 02:10:44,810 --> 02:10:48,870 [CLAPPING] 2562 02:11:10,833 --> 02:11:12,027 You know.. 2563 02:11:12,068 --> 02:11:16,800 Five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont with Donnie Azoff, 2564 02:11:16,838 --> 02:11:20,001 I knew the day would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on. 2565 02:11:22,879 --> 02:11:25,973 And it's trully with a heavy heart, that I'm here to say that.. 2566 02:11:27,983 --> 02:11:29,974 That, that that day is finally here. 2567 02:11:30,018 --> 02:11:32,885 [SHOCKED] 2568 02:11:34,823 --> 02:11:39,987 I wanna, I wanna thank you all for your years of loyalty and admiration, but uh, 2569 02:11:40,027 --> 02:11:41,995 the point is this. 2570 02:11:41,996 --> 02:11:46,899 Under Donnie's keadership, along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg, 2571 02:11:46,934 --> 02:11:49,126 moving into key management posisitions, 2572 02:11:49,127 --> 02:11:51,143 this place really is, it's gonna be 2573 02:11:51,144 --> 02:11:53,736 better than ever. That I promise you, okay? 2574 02:11:59,845 --> 02:12:01,938 This is Ellis Island, you people. 2575 02:12:01,980 --> 02:12:03,449 Okay, who you are, or where you 2576 02:12:03,450 --> 02:12:06,815 from, where do your relatives came over, from the fuckin' Mayflower, 2577 02:12:06,852 --> 02:12:08,911 or the inner tube from Haiti. 2578 02:12:08,954 --> 02:12:13,857 This, right here, is the land of opportunity, Stratton Oakmont, is America! 2579 02:12:13,892 --> 02:12:15,985 [CHEERING] 2580 02:12:17,863 --> 02:12:20,888 - All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right? - Yes, we do. 2581 02:12:20,898 --> 02:12:22,763 Fuck you! 2582 02:12:22,834 --> 02:12:23,801 Come on, Kimmie. 2583 02:12:23,835 --> 02:12:24,995 Which you probably didn't know is, 2584 02:12:25,036 --> 02:12:29,995 Kimmie was one of the first brokers here, one of the Stratton's original 20. 2585 02:12:30,040 --> 02:12:32,924 And most of you met Kimmie the beautiful 2586 02:12:32,925 --> 02:12:35,808 sophisticated woman that she is today. 2587 02:12:35,846 --> 02:12:40,805 A woman that wears 3000 dollar Armani suits. 2588 02:12:40,850 --> 02:12:43,910 Drives brand new Mercedes Benz. 2589 02:12:43,919 --> 02:12:46,664 A woman who, who spends her winters 2590 02:12:46,665 --> 02:12:49,879 in Bahamas and her summers in Hamptons. 2591 02:12:54,797 --> 02:12:56,856 That's not the Kimmie that I met. 2592 02:12:59,934 --> 02:13:03,870 The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together. 2593 02:13:04,873 --> 02:13:08,934 She was a single mom on the balls of her ass with an eight year old son. 2594 02:13:08,977 --> 02:13:11,968 Okay? She was three months behind on her rent. 2595 02:13:12,980 --> 02:13:15,972 And when se came to me and ask me for a job, 2596 02:13:16,884 --> 02:13:19,747 she asked for 5000 dollar advance just.. 2597 02:13:19,748 --> 02:13:22,753 Just so she could pay her son's tuition. 2598 02:13:26,893 --> 02:13:28,827 And what I do, Kimmie? 2599 02:13:28,861 --> 02:13:29,919 Go on, tell them. 2600 02:13:31,963 --> 02:13:33,988 You wrote me a check.. 2601 02:13:34,032 --> 02:13:36,762 For 25.000 dollars. 2602 02:13:37,836 --> 02:13:38,997 That's right. 2603 02:13:39,038 --> 02:13:40,767 Thank you. 2604 02:13:43,909 --> 02:13:45,774 And you know why that is? 2605 02:13:48,980 --> 02:13:50,971 That's because I believed in you. 2606 02:13:52,983 --> 02:13:55,042 It's because I believed in you, Kimmie. 2607 02:13:56,053 --> 02:13:59,955 Just like I believe in each and everyone of you here today. 2608 02:13:59,990 --> 02:14:03,755 - I fuckin' love you, Jordan. I fuckin' love you. - I fuckin' love you. 2609 02:14:03,793 --> 02:14:05,852 - I love you. - I fuckin' love you too! 2610 02:14:05,895 --> 02:14:07,829 I fuckin' love you too! 2611 02:14:10,033 --> 02:14:11,932 And I love all of you! 2612 02:14:12,868 --> 02:14:15,803 I love all of you, from the bottom of my heart. 2613 02:14:15,837 --> 02:14:17,771 - I love you, Jordan! - I mean it! 2614 02:14:27,849 --> 02:14:29,783 It's a shame, you know, 'cause.. 2615 02:14:30,986 --> 02:14:34,921 For years I've been telling you guys, never to take ''no'' for an answer, right? 2616 02:14:34,922 --> 02:14:39,757 In order to keep pushin' and to never hang up the phone, 2617 02:14:39,794 --> 02:14:41,887 until you get what you want. 2618 02:14:42,862 --> 02:14:44,796 Because you all deserve it. 2619 02:14:46,032 --> 02:14:48,899 You know this fuckin' deal that I'm about to sign.. 2620 02:14:49,970 --> 02:14:53,928 barring me from the securities industry, barring me from Stratton.. 2621 02:14:55,007 --> 02:14:56,770 My home.. 2622 02:14:59,778 --> 02:15:01,871 The fuck is that? You know? 2623 02:15:02,881 --> 02:15:04,871 I tell you what it is. It's.. 2624 02:15:05,850 --> 02:15:08,819 It's me taking ''no'' for an answer, you know? 2625 02:15:09,989 --> 02:15:13,947 It's them, them selling me, not the other way around. It's.. 2626 02:15:15,793 --> 02:15:17,886 It's me being a hypocrite, is what it is. 2627 02:15:23,768 --> 02:15:24,859 So.. 2628 02:15:31,908 --> 02:15:33,000 You know what? 2629 02:15:37,013 --> 02:15:38,913 I'm not leaving. 2630 02:15:41,017 --> 02:15:42,780 I'm not leaving. 2631 02:15:44,986 --> 02:15:46,010 I'm not fucking leaving! 2632 02:15:46,755 --> 02:15:48,848 [CHEERING] 2633 02:15:55,030 --> 02:15:56,964 The show goes on. 2634 02:15:59,000 --> 02:16:00,831 This is my home. 2635 02:16:00,869 --> 02:16:05,896 They gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me outta here! 2636 02:16:07,775 --> 02:16:11,871 They gonna need to send a national guard or fucking SWAT team, 2637 02:16:11,912 --> 02:16:15,006 'cause I ain't going nowhere. 2638 02:16:20,853 --> 02:16:22,878 Fuck them! 2639 02:16:24,824 --> 02:16:28,884 [HUMMING] 2640 02:16:32,030 --> 02:16:33,861 [SHOUTING] 2641 02:16:56,786 --> 02:16:58,754 Jordan! Jordan! 2642 02:16:58,755 --> 02:16:59,915 Jordan, get back here! 2643 02:17:01,024 --> 02:17:01,991 Hey! 2644 02:17:04,894 --> 02:17:06,862 Give.. Give me that! 2645 02:17:08,864 --> 02:17:11,890 What a trouble in the jungle, for Christ sake! 2646 02:17:13,802 --> 02:17:16,737 How did he, muffle truffle you, huh, richman? 2647 02:17:16,772 --> 02:17:19,763 Turn the offer, trust Welch on the order of SEC. 2648 02:17:19,807 --> 02:17:23,004 He is back in the ocean, happy hunting. 2649 02:17:29,751 --> 02:17:32,743 [MUSIC] 2650 02:17:35,823 --> 02:17:37,882 It was our time to party big. 2651 02:17:37,925 --> 02:17:40,825 And just as Brad was released from jail too. 2652 02:17:41,795 --> 02:17:45,026 I apologize, even offered to pay him for his time in the can. 2653 02:17:45,966 --> 02:17:46,933 But he said no. 2654 02:17:46,933 --> 02:17:47,991 The day he was out, 2655 02:17:48,034 --> 02:17:50,001 he didn't want any part of us. 2656 02:17:50,002 --> 02:17:53,733 Sad thing was, two years later, 2657 02:17:53,773 --> 02:17:54,831 he was dead. 2658 02:17:55,040 --> 02:17:57,907 Massive heart attack, at 35. 2659 02:17:58,777 --> 02:18:00,745 Same age Mulshock died. 2660 02:18:00,912 --> 02:18:03,847 Not that they, have a hell of a lot in common, but, 2661 02:18:03,982 --> 02:18:05,950 anyway, I don't know why that came to mind. 2662 02:18:08,953 --> 02:18:12,013 Within days, subpoena started flying. 2663 02:18:12,757 --> 02:18:15,851 Notices to produce documents, deposititions, you name it. 2664 02:18:15,894 --> 02:18:17,828 Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough. 2665 02:18:17,829 --> 02:18:19,887 You now say it's coming was to get me a subpoena. 2666 02:18:19,930 --> 02:18:21,989 Here's how we do a subpoena to substracting our funds. 2667 02:18:29,772 --> 02:18:31,967 Fuck you USA, Fuck you! 2668 02:18:32,008 --> 02:18:33,942 Fuck you, Fuck you.. 2669 02:18:33,976 --> 02:18:37,844 [CHEERING] 2670 02:18:43,819 --> 02:18:45,787 Jordan Belfort. 2671 02:18:45,821 --> 02:18:47,846 Olden, that's a nice name. 2672 02:18:47,889 --> 02:18:48,856 Thank you very much for that. 2673 02:18:48,890 --> 02:18:49,982 What kind a name is that? 2674 02:18:50,758 --> 02:18:51,747 That is my name. 2675 02:18:51,792 --> 02:18:52,952 I do not recall that. 2676 02:18:52,960 --> 02:18:55,758 I do not recall that, okay? 2677 02:18:55,796 --> 02:18:57,856 Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today. 2678 02:18:57,899 --> 02:18:59,833 Is it okay if I grab some danish? 2679 02:18:59,868 --> 02:19:00,834 - Can I have a danish? - No, no, go. 2680 02:19:00,868 --> 02:19:02,768 They interogated everybody. 2681 02:19:02,770 --> 02:19:03,998 I got a low blood sugar, that were I thinking. 2682 02:19:04,038 --> 02:19:08,975 I went on for months, it was a total fucking harassment. 2683 02:19:09,009 --> 02:19:11,841 But not a single Strattonite cracked. 2684 02:19:11,878 --> 02:19:13,937 Gladys Carrera. 2685 02:19:13,980 --> 02:19:16,949 - Doesn't ring a bell. - Sorry, I have no recomendation of that. 2686 02:19:16,983 --> 02:19:19,816 - No. - No idea. 2687 02:19:19,853 --> 02:19:21,945 I don't recall that transaction, do you guys have any milk? 2688 02:19:21,987 --> 02:19:24,922 Absolutely not. 2689 02:19:24,923 --> 02:19:25,995 By end of this, you called so many times, 2690 02:19:25,996 --> 02:19:27,016 I just thought you might remember that. 2691 02:19:27,726 --> 02:19:28,988 I don't remember that. 2692 02:19:29,027 --> 02:19:30,602 - Would you re.. remember any of those? 2693 02:19:30,603 --> 02:19:31,893 - I do not recall any of that. 2694 02:19:31,929 --> 02:19:34,921 - This Abdul.. - I do not re.. No I don't recall. 2695 02:19:34,932 --> 02:19:36,774 It was a long phonecall, I just wanna 2696 02:19:36,775 --> 02:19:38,766 review if you have any memory of that. 2697 02:19:38,803 --> 02:19:40,359 Okey, you know we've talked to several 2698 02:19:40,360 --> 02:19:42,202 of the employee at this firm and nobody can 2699 02:19:42,203 --> 02:19:44,002 recall anything about this thieft man IPO. 2700 02:19:44,008 --> 02:19:46,806 It's.. I think it's odd. 2701 02:19:48,012 --> 02:19:50,845 - Do you recall? - Carnage Cooperation? 2702 02:19:52,016 --> 02:19:55,746 - You do, you do recall it? - No I don't recall that at all. 2703 02:19:55,752 --> 02:19:58,812 Excuse me, I have to ask, is that your real hair? 2704 02:19:58,989 --> 02:20:00,854 Are you gonna say anything about that? 2705 02:20:01,024 --> 02:20:02,008 - Will you never comment on my hair, is that 2706 02:20:02,009 --> 02:20:02,991 how we're doing? - I just asking about that. 2707 02:20:03,025 --> 02:20:04,014 Is this personal question? 2708 02:20:04,727 --> 02:20:05,887 I wondering why you wearing something like that. 2709 02:20:05,928 --> 02:20:07,987 I'm sure I don't recall what happened. 2710 02:20:09,999 --> 02:20:11,796 Can I get you anything else gentlemen? 2711 02:20:11,834 --> 02:20:14,382 Yes sweetheart I have rare condition which require 2712 02:20:14,383 --> 02:20:16,930 me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please. 2713 02:20:17,805 --> 02:20:20,865 We were specifically adviced not to leave the country. 2714 02:20:20,909 --> 02:20:23,741 So, we took our wives to Italy. 2715 02:20:23,777 --> 02:20:25,432 We figure that we were safer working from 2716 02:20:25,433 --> 02:20:27,008 over the seas, giving orders to Rugrat. 2717 02:20:27,014 --> 02:20:28,812 Nobody could arrest us. 2718 02:20:28,850 --> 02:20:31,819 And nobody could prove I was still running Stratton from a yacht. 2719 02:20:31,819 --> 02:20:35,982 Hey, Rugrats bonjour, you bomheaded eagle, how you doing? 2720 02:20:36,023 --> 02:20:38,787 Donnie, Donnie listen, we have a problem okay? 2721 02:20:38,792 --> 02:20:42,751 Your friend Steve Madden is unloading shares. 2722 02:20:42,796 --> 02:20:43,921 What do you say? Who told you that? 2723 02:20:43,963 --> 02:20:44,987 - What is going on? - He's doing it, Donnie. 2724 02:20:45,731 --> 02:20:47,995 He says, he says Steve Madden is unloading shit. 2725 02:20:48,734 --> 02:20:49,894 Who told you that? That's bullshit. 2726 02:20:49,936 --> 02:20:50,994 - Gimme that goddamn phone, just.. - Don't! 2727 02:20:51,737 --> 02:20:53,762 - Ruggie, what's going on? - He doesn't know what's going on.. 2728 02:20:53,806 --> 02:20:56,049 Jordan look, I'm watching the screen and 2729 02:20:56,050 --> 02:20:58,799 huge chunk to Steve Madden is being sold, okay. 2730 02:20:58,810 --> 02:21:00,835 It's not coming from us, so it's gonna be Steve. 2731 02:21:00,879 --> 02:21:02,779 He's the only person with that many shares. 2732 02:21:02,781 --> 02:21:03,873 Donnie, call me back, alright. 2733 02:21:03,949 --> 02:21:06,746 Donnie, your little friend is trying fuck me, you know that? 2734 02:21:06,784 --> 02:21:11,847 Your little friend trying to fuck me right now. Get him on the phone now. 2735 02:21:11,889 --> 02:21:16,826 Even though I own 85% of Steve-Cock-Sucking-Motherfucker-Madden Shoes. 2736 02:21:16,860 --> 02:21:18,953 The shares were in his fucking name. 2737 02:21:18,963 --> 02:21:20,911 This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with 2738 02:21:20,912 --> 02:21:22,729 the fed and he was try to take advantage. 2739 02:21:22,766 --> 02:21:23,926 Donnie come on talk to me man, how do you wanna play this? 2740 02:21:24,001 --> 02:21:26,833 Ruggie, I want you to get all client on the phone right now 2741 02:21:26,836 --> 02:21:28,743 and having start selling Steve Madden we gonna 2742 02:21:28,744 --> 02:21:30,772 try make that fucking price down, do you hear me? 2743 02:21:30,807 --> 02:21:32,934 Shut the fuck up, this is your fucking friend from highschool. 2744 02:21:32,942 --> 02:21:34,642 They will fuckin' freak me, they're gonna 2745 02:21:34,643 --> 02:21:36,240 fuck with me and gonna turn this entire 2746 02:21:36,241 --> 02:21:37,878 company to a penny stock, you hear me? 2747 02:21:37,913 --> 02:21:39,778 - You got it? - Yes, I got it. 2748 02:21:39,815 --> 02:21:41,908 Don't start jumping into conclusion before we know what is going on. 2749 02:21:41,950 --> 02:21:45,010 Capitan! 2750 02:21:45,720 --> 02:21:47,711 Hang up your phones, everybody! Hang up.. 2751 02:21:47,755 --> 02:21:49,814 Turn the boat away, we're going home! 2752 02:21:53,828 --> 02:21:56,796 Baby, baby, what happened? 2753 02:21:57,831 --> 02:21:59,732 Sweetheart what's going on? 2754 02:22:00,768 --> 02:22:01,894 I am uhh.. 2755 02:22:02,903 --> 02:22:05,963 - Just wait, I can't.. - Baby, baby, baby.. 2756 02:22:06,007 --> 02:22:08,770 What is going on? Why are you crying? 2757 02:22:09,743 --> 02:22:11,734 - She's dead. - Who? 2758 02:22:11,778 --> 02:22:13,871 I just got a call from my cousin, Betty, 2759 02:22:13,913 --> 02:22:16,881 - Yeah? - Aunt Emma's dead. 2760 02:22:18,017 --> 02:22:21,748 - You fucking kidding me? - No. 2761 02:22:21,754 --> 02:22:26,918 You serious? Oh my God, baby, that's, fuck! 2762 02:22:26,991 --> 02:22:28,891 Oh sweetheart thatjust fucking.. 2763 02:22:28,893 --> 02:22:31,862 Fucking heart attack, boom, snap, gone. 2764 02:22:31,929 --> 02:22:34,591 Shuffled off her mortal coil and twenty 2765 02:22:34,592 --> 02:22:37,867 million dollars stock in a Swiss bank account. 2766 02:22:37,868 --> 02:22:38,857 She was fine. 2767 02:22:38,902 --> 02:22:44,933 - Oh God, baby oh God, that so fucking terrible. - You know, she's not that old. 2768 02:22:44,976 --> 02:22:47,723 It is terrible to you. Your aunt was such an 2769 02:22:47,724 --> 02:22:50,777 elegant, attractive woman. My condolences to you. 2770 02:22:50,814 --> 02:22:53,068 Yes, yes we absolutely devastated, thank 2771 02:22:53,069 --> 02:22:55,717 you, thank you so much, for your condolences. 2772 02:22:55,752 --> 02:22:57,601 Now where is that leave us in regard to her 2773 02:22:57,602 --> 02:22:59,744 account exactly, does it going to probate or what? 2774 02:22:59,755 --> 02:23:01,591 Don't worry Jordan, not to worry, 2775 02:23:01,592 --> 02:23:05,819 your aunt before she died, signed a document naming you as her successor. 2776 02:23:05,861 --> 02:23:06,885 She did. 2777 02:23:07,930 --> 02:23:09,863 Fantastic, well that's a good news. 2778 02:23:09,864 --> 02:23:12,697 Well, not as of yet. 2779 02:23:12,734 --> 02:23:13,826 Wait, wait.. what is it means, not as of yet? 2780 02:23:13,868 --> 02:23:16,837 No [SPEAKING FRENCH] 2781 02:23:16,871 --> 02:23:19,805 I, I can't seem to hear you I must have bad reception. 2782 02:23:19,840 --> 02:23:20,829 Aren't you speaking English? 2783 02:23:20,874 --> 02:23:23,741 Now.. Fast, very fast. 2784 02:23:23,777 --> 02:23:25,745 Fast, I have to get to Switzerland now. 2785 02:23:25,746 --> 02:23:27,771 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 2786 02:23:27,815 --> 02:23:29,715 Speak English, fucking speak English! 2787 02:23:29,750 --> 02:23:31,718 - Hey, hey.. quiet, okay? - Okay. 2788 02:23:31,752 --> 02:23:34,721 Take your suit, take your dick okay, and move your ass, please. 2789 02:23:34,755 --> 02:23:36,780 Okay, move my ass. 2790 02:23:36,824 --> 02:23:40,919 I gotta say these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers. 2791 02:23:40,927 --> 02:23:42,718 Within minutes he had set me up with a 2792 02:23:42,719 --> 02:23:44,886 forger who could fake aunt Emma's signature. 2793 02:23:44,964 --> 02:23:46,864 You American Shit. 2794 02:23:46,899 --> 02:23:50,732 I just had to get there by tomorrow or lose 25 million dollars. 2795 02:23:50,735 --> 02:23:54,762 - We're going to Monaco. - Monaco? Now? 2796 02:23:54,806 --> 02:23:57,832 Yes baby we're going to Monaco so we can go to Switzerland, okay? 2797 02:23:57,876 --> 02:23:58,865 But her auntjust die. 2798 02:23:58,877 --> 02:24:00,551 I realize that but i have bussiness in 2799 02:24:00,552 --> 02:24:02,710 Switzerland i need to go Switzerland right now. 2800 02:24:02,746 --> 02:24:04,873 Bottom line, sorry. 2801 02:24:04,915 --> 02:24:09,909 - We got to get to London. - Why? 2802 02:24:09,954 --> 02:24:13,684 - The funeral. - Yeah, but babe look, look. 2803 02:24:13,723 --> 02:24:17,785 I love your aunt, more than anyone in the entire world i really did. 2804 02:24:17,862 --> 02:24:22,764 but she is dead now sweaty, she's dead and she's not going anywhere. 2805 02:24:22,799 --> 02:24:25,768 She still be dead by the time we get to London, okay. 2806 02:24:25,802 --> 02:24:28,965 - Captain Ted. - Captain Ted, we go to Monaco, Monaco now, okay. 2807 02:24:28,972 --> 02:24:30,871 - Monaco right? - We go to Monaco. 2808 02:24:30,906 --> 02:24:32,783 So we can drive to Switzerland so we dont need 2809 02:24:32,784 --> 02:24:34,740 to stamp up passport take care of business here. 2810 02:24:34,810 --> 02:24:37,779 We'll drive back to Monaco, take a flight over to London to catch the funeral 2811 02:24:37,779 --> 02:24:39,804 be in the New york meet with him in three business days it's a fucking plan. 2812 02:24:39,848 --> 02:24:42,782 I'm just wanna to inform you out there here. Might run into some chop. 2813 02:24:42,817 --> 02:24:46,719 Chop? We can fucking handle chop right, i mean it's 170 foot yacht. 2814 02:24:46,754 --> 02:24:49,689 No, no, we're not going anywhere unless he said it's safe, alright. 2815 02:24:49,724 --> 02:24:50,782 - It's safe. - Don't worry about the chop. 2816 02:24:50,825 --> 02:24:52,724 - You don't know shit about chop. - Oww, really. 2817 02:24:52,759 --> 02:24:56,820 - And you two? You fucking expert on this? - I'll chop your fucking credit cards. 2818 02:24:56,897 --> 02:25:01,925 Chop is fine, trust me chop is fine, is chop fine Captain Ted? 2819 02:25:01,968 --> 02:25:03,799 Yeah, i mean if we take it slow. 2820 02:25:03,837 --> 02:25:04,929 Ya, we gonna take it slow. 2821 02:25:04,971 --> 02:25:06,871 It's a little uncomfortable but tell me it's safe. 2822 02:25:06,873 --> 02:25:09,763 It's gonna be safe, because.. I mean we'll have 2823 02:25:09,764 --> 02:25:12,833 to batten down the hatches and we secured the deck 2824 02:25:12,878 --> 02:25:15,711 We're looking a few, maybe a few broken dishes. 2825 02:25:15,714 --> 02:25:17,909 Few broken dishes, what a few broken dishes. 2826 02:25:17,950 --> 02:25:19,781 Is that sound fucking awesome or what. 2827 02:25:19,818 --> 02:25:20,706 - Oww, not really. 2828 02:25:20,707 --> 02:25:23,913 - We're gonna fucking fun time. Let's go to fuckin monaco now. 2829 02:25:23,955 --> 02:25:25,820 Let's fucking move let's go. 2830 02:25:25,857 --> 02:25:28,724 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 2831 02:25:30,862 --> 02:25:32,886 Hold on. 2832 02:25:34,865 --> 02:25:37,857 What the fuck is going on here? 2833 02:25:37,901 --> 02:25:40,870 The jet ski jus went overboard. 2834 02:25:40,904 --> 02:25:44,896 Jesus Christ, hold on okay. 2835 02:25:44,941 --> 02:25:49,777 The waves were 20 feet high building, turn around go to that fucking way. 2836 02:25:49,813 --> 02:25:50,837 - We can't - Go. 2837 02:25:50,881 --> 02:25:53,747 We'll get broad sided and it's game over. 2838 02:25:53,749 --> 02:25:55,717 I am a master diver, you hear that 2839 02:25:55,751 --> 02:25:57,810 I am a master diver, no one is gonna fucking die. 2840 02:25:57,887 --> 02:26:01,948 I got you.. Trust me okay, i love you. 2841 02:26:01,958 --> 02:26:04,790 I love you, just hold on tight. 2842 02:26:04,993 --> 02:26:06,984 Tight. 2843 02:26:07,829 --> 02:26:08,887 Hold on, baby. 2844 02:26:08,930 --> 02:26:11,763 Donnie. 2845 02:26:11,967 --> 02:26:13,730 Donnie, 2846 02:26:13,768 --> 02:26:14,859 - What? - hold on baby? 2847 02:26:14,935 --> 02:26:15,959 Get the fucking ludes! 2848 02:26:16,003 --> 02:26:20,804 I don't wanna die trying, i do love that shit up to but i'm so scared. 2849 02:26:20,808 --> 02:26:23,777 I fucked up, i fucked up so bad. 2850 02:26:23,811 --> 02:26:27,940 - Get the ludes, downstairs - What do you say? 2851 02:26:29,882 --> 02:26:30,941 Get the ludes. 2852 02:26:30,985 --> 02:26:32,274 I can't go down, They're below deck! 2853 02:26:32,275 --> 02:26:33,920 There's like three feet of water down there! 2854 02:26:33,921 --> 02:26:38,914 I will not die sobber, get those fuckin ludes. 2855 02:26:38,958 --> 02:26:41,859 - Okay, okay. - Go! 2856 02:26:43,930 --> 02:26:45,760 - Where he's going? - Don't know baby. 2857 02:26:45,797 --> 02:26:49,893 Donnie, he fucking crazy. 2858 02:27:00,978 --> 02:27:03,879 Jesus Christ. 2859 02:27:04,749 --> 02:27:08,741 Hold on, get away from the window, we'll gonna blown away. 2860 02:27:08,785 --> 02:27:11,000 Mayday! This is Captain Ted Beecham 2861 02:27:11,001 --> 02:27:13,722 aboard the Yacht Naomi! This is a Mayday! 2862 02:27:13,723 --> 02:27:16,749 I got them, i got them. 2863 02:27:16,760 --> 02:27:18,785 Give me to me. 2864 02:27:18,828 --> 02:27:19,726 What you're gonna do right now. 2865 02:27:19,763 --> 02:27:23,790 This is a fucking may day. 2866 02:27:24,968 --> 02:27:27,697 [SCREAMING] 2867 02:27:28,871 --> 02:27:32,739 [MUSIK] 2868 02:27:34,910 --> 02:27:38,743 [CHOPPER SOUND] 2869 02:27:39,981 --> 02:27:42,882 Nice thing about getting rescued by Italians.. 2870 02:27:42,917 --> 02:27:46,750 .. That they feed you, make you drink red wine. 2871 02:27:46,787 --> 02:27:48,846 And you get to dance. 2872 02:28:02,836 --> 02:28:04,861 [EXPLOSION] 2873 02:28:04,971 --> 02:28:06,939 Did you see that? 2874 02:28:07,707 --> 02:28:10,870 That was the plane I sent to come get us. 2875 02:28:10,910 --> 02:28:13,925 I shit you not, it exploded when a seagull 2876 02:28:13,926 --> 02:28:16,940 flew into the engine, three people killed. 2877 02:28:20,952 --> 02:28:22,920 You want a sign from God, 2878 02:28:22,954 --> 02:28:26,822 After all this I finally got the message. 2879 02:28:31,795 --> 02:28:34,855 New dream, of becoming financially indepedent. 2880 02:28:34,865 --> 02:28:37,891 But struggle every month just to pay your bills. 2881 02:28:37,901 --> 02:28:39,925 Would you like to own a home like this? 2882 02:28:39,969 --> 02:28:41,937 Who can barely afford to pay your rent. 2883 02:28:41,971 --> 02:28:43,836 My name is Jordan Belfort. 2884 02:28:43,873 --> 02:28:45,864 And there is no secret to well creation. 2885 02:28:45,875 --> 02:28:48,742 No matter who you are. No matter where you came from. 2886 02:28:48,778 --> 02:28:52,874 You too can become finacially independent in just a matter of months. 2887 02:28:52,915 --> 02:28:54,974 All you need is strategy. 2888 02:28:55,685 --> 02:28:57,949 When i was 24 years old, i made a decision. 2889 02:28:57,987 --> 02:29:00,853 Not to survive, but to thrive. 2890 02:29:00,889 --> 02:29:03,722 At first i didn't feel like deals like this were possible. 2891 02:29:03,759 --> 02:29:06,819 But we have the house, and we have 30 thousand dollar profit. 2892 02:29:06,862 --> 02:29:07,920 I certainly beleive now. 2893 02:29:07,963 --> 02:29:09,793 I think about it for second. 2894 02:29:09,797 --> 02:29:11,978 If you dont have guts to attend Jordan Belfort 2895 02:29:11,979 --> 02:29:13,927 Straight line perssuasion system seminar. 2896 02:29:13,968 --> 02:29:15,765 Then how do you, expect to make any money. 2897 02:29:15,770 --> 02:29:17,670 You wanna be a millionaire some day. 2898 02:29:17,705 --> 02:29:19,729 Have some guts make a decision. 2899 02:29:19,773 --> 02:29:22,708 Jordan belforth said work for me because i work hard for it. 2900 02:29:22,742 --> 02:29:24,323 And if it doesn't work for you it's because 2901 02:29:24,324 --> 02:29:25,939 you lazy, you should get a job at Mcdonalds. 2902 02:29:25,945 --> 02:29:29,676 There is nobody holding you back from financial freedom. 2903 02:29:29,716 --> 02:29:31,945 And there is nobody stoping you from making millions. 2904 02:29:31,984 --> 02:29:37,753 Don't you sit in a home or the life you dreamed will fly right pass. 2905 02:29:38,925 --> 02:29:42,826 I change all these people's live and i can change yours too. 2906 02:29:42,861 --> 02:29:46,797 So come to my seminar, the life of your dream is only.. 2907 02:29:46,799 --> 02:29:50,700 - You're under arrest - You've got to be joking.. 2908 02:29:51,769 --> 02:29:55,933 - Don't kidding, hey. - Turn that Camera off. 2909 02:29:56,741 --> 02:29:59,710 You fuckin, you fucking cocksucker. 2910 02:29:59,710 --> 02:30:02,837 Fuck you! 2911 02:30:02,879 --> 02:30:06,781 What the fuck you doing? you fucking pieces of shit. 2912 02:30:06,817 --> 02:30:09,752 Hei Jordan let me give you a little legal advice. 2913 02:30:09,753 --> 02:30:11,845 Shut up, fuck off. 2914 02:30:15,691 --> 02:30:16,885 (FBI, New York) Jordan Belfort. 2915 02:30:17,726 --> 02:30:19,786 I cleaned on my act, i did rehab. 2916 02:30:19,830 --> 02:30:20,922 I'm a Tv personality. 2917 02:30:20,964 --> 02:30:23,898 I'm sobber for 2 years, and this happens. 2918 02:30:23,899 --> 02:30:27,733 Rugrat goes and get busted down in Miami. 2919 02:30:27,770 --> 02:30:29,704 And Guess who the fuck with? Saurel. 2920 02:30:29,738 --> 02:30:32,865 - You gonna beat me? I know your country. - No! 2921 02:30:32,907 --> 02:30:37,674 What the fucking odds? There had to be ten thousand Swiss bankers in Geneva. 2922 02:30:37,712 --> 02:30:41,648 and Rugrat is the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. 2923 02:30:41,716 --> 02:30:42,875 I know. 2924 02:30:42,883 --> 02:30:44,942 [CRYING] 2925 02:30:46,753 --> 02:30:50,814 Even more fucked was he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. 2926 02:30:50,858 --> 02:30:52,722 And nothing to fucking do with me. 2927 02:30:52,758 --> 02:30:55,131 Something about laundering drug money, to 2928 02:30:55,132 --> 02:30:57,786 offshore boat racing to a guy name Rocky aoki. 2929 02:30:57,797 --> 02:30:59,856 You know the founder of Benihana. 2930 02:30:59,899 --> 02:31:01,696 Benihana? 2931 02:31:01,734 --> 02:31:03,702 Beni Fucking hana. 2932 02:31:03,736 --> 02:31:07,832 Beni 'fucking' hana,why, why god. 2933 02:31:07,874 --> 02:31:11,274 Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain 2934 02:31:11,275 --> 02:31:14,745 of fucking Hibachi Restaurants to take me down? 2935 02:31:15,780 --> 02:31:18,620 Long story, short Saurel ratted me out, but 2936 02:31:18,621 --> 02:31:21,719 not before he ratted out Brad's wife Chantalle. 2937 02:31:21,753 --> 02:31:25,813 Who turns out he been fuckin everytime she went to Switzel. 2938 02:31:28,692 --> 02:31:30,853 No, no, no 2939 02:31:31,962 --> 02:31:33,724 Alright 2940 02:31:34,697 --> 02:31:37,825 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud. 2941 02:31:37,867 --> 02:31:39,858 Two counts securities fraud. 2942 02:31:39,869 --> 02:31:43,703 One count engaging in Conspiracy to commit money laundering. 2943 02:31:43,773 --> 02:31:45,831 21 counts money laundering. 2944 02:31:45,874 --> 02:31:48,741 1 count of obstruction of justice. 2945 02:31:49,712 --> 02:31:52,772 Bail has set at 10 million dollars. 2946 02:32:06,827 --> 02:32:08,920 What up? 2947 02:32:08,963 --> 02:32:11,864 Rocky, how you doin? 2948 02:32:11,899 --> 02:32:14,697 - Wooff.. - I'm not a fucking dog. 2949 02:32:14,735 --> 02:32:18,693 Yeah, it's getting old to crap to start to shit in the house again. 2950 02:32:18,705 --> 02:32:21,674 - Me too. - Come here buddy. 2951 02:32:21,741 --> 02:32:23,936 - Good to see you pal. - Me too. 2952 02:32:28,948 --> 02:32:30,939 How you doing brother? 2953 02:32:30,950 --> 02:32:34,682 You know, shitty pal. 2954 02:32:34,721 --> 02:32:37,917 But i'm hanging in there. 2955 02:32:37,957 --> 02:32:40,755 Piece of jewelry, check that out. 2956 02:32:40,793 --> 02:32:42,886 Can't leave the house, you know. 2957 02:32:42,928 --> 02:32:45,896 Sun to get cub and fiber already. 2958 02:32:45,930 --> 02:32:48,728 Fuckin Rugrat. 2959 02:32:48,733 --> 02:32:51,725 That wig-wearin'faggot I can't believe that fucking guy were'nt killed.. 2960 02:32:51,769 --> 02:32:54,897 When he got out, i want to show on his desks. 2961 02:32:54,939 --> 02:32:56,929 Irresponsble prick. 2962 02:32:57,674 --> 02:32:59,642 I'll tell you one thing. 2963 02:33:00,711 --> 02:33:03,839 That you never eat Benihana again. 2964 02:33:03,847 --> 02:33:06,747 I don't care who's birthday it is. 2965 02:33:07,683 --> 02:33:09,742 What is that Naomi actually doing? 2966 02:33:09,819 --> 02:33:12,845 She right in the house there, say hi she probably won't wave you back. 2967 02:33:12,922 --> 02:33:15,720 Naomi, sweetheart. 2968 02:33:18,760 --> 02:33:20,661 What's up her ass, was she mad at me? 2969 02:33:20,696 --> 02:33:21,720 No you know. 2970 02:33:21,731 --> 02:33:24,791 Probably had to mortgage the house to make bail. 2971 02:33:24,834 --> 02:33:28,735 Probably ended sell a thing in order pay for all my lawyers. 2972 02:33:28,737 --> 02:33:31,706 It's been a night mare buddy, i tell you the truth. 2973 02:33:31,740 --> 02:33:33,799 What do you gonna do right. 2974 02:33:33,842 --> 02:33:37,777 Anyway how is Stratton that more important how is morale? 2975 02:33:37,811 --> 02:33:40,678 You piss of cause he have to make money legally now? 2976 02:33:40,681 --> 02:33:41,670 Jordan. 2977 02:33:41,949 --> 02:33:44,782 I got the founding partners together. 2978 02:33:44,885 --> 02:33:47,683 Talk to them about everything and.. 2979 02:33:47,920 --> 02:33:49,911 I got you. 2980 02:33:49,956 --> 02:33:51,924 How much you got me? 2981 02:33:52,725 --> 02:33:55,717 The house, money, don't worry about it i got you. 2982 02:34:02,734 --> 02:34:05,795 I love you buddy. You know i do it for you right. 2983 02:34:08,707 --> 02:34:11,676 - I'll kiss you. - Alright, enough, enough. 2984 02:34:12,844 --> 02:34:15,677 - You wanna beer, pal? - What do you drink? 2985 02:34:15,714 --> 02:34:17,739 We got this non-alcoholic shit. 2986 02:34:17,783 --> 02:34:19,909 - What is that? - It's non alcoholic beer. 2987 02:34:19,950 --> 02:34:21,884 It's got no alchohol. 2988 02:34:21,919 --> 02:34:24,752 - Is it beer? - Ya, with no alchohol. 2989 02:34:24,789 --> 02:34:28,657 But you drink enough and you drink a lot to get you fucked up. 2990 02:34:28,693 --> 02:34:30,751 No, it's no alchoholic fucking point. 2991 02:34:30,760 --> 02:34:33,786 I'm not a scientist, i dont get fuck target but I can get you a beer, if you want.. 2992 02:34:33,830 --> 02:34:36,731 I know, but i don't drink, you remember. 2993 02:34:36,766 --> 02:34:38,791 - I'm not drink anymore. - Are you wanna go inside. 2994 02:34:38,835 --> 02:34:41,803 And blow some lime and baking powder.. 2995 02:34:41,937 --> 02:34:44,804 Can't imagine ever not enjoyed geting fucked up. 2996 02:34:44,840 --> 02:34:46,671 - Yeah. - I loved it. 2997 02:34:46,675 --> 02:34:47,835 But i've been sobber. 2998 02:34:47,876 --> 02:34:48,865 Fucking sucks. 2999 02:34:48,911 --> 02:34:50,811 - Boring right. - So boring. 3000 02:34:50,846 --> 02:34:52,814 Like kill myself. 3001 02:34:52,848 --> 02:34:56,909 There is a term and we dont like to use it unless circumtances dictate.. 3002 02:34:56,952 --> 02:34:59,394 .. I think they do dictate in this case and 3003 02:34:59,395 --> 02:35:01,945 term is Grenada, have you ever heard Grenada. 3004 02:35:01,956 --> 02:35:02,854 No i haven't. 3005 02:35:02,890 --> 02:35:06,362 Grenada very interesting because it is a small 3006 02:35:06,363 --> 02:35:09,725 island nation that was invaded by the United 3007 02:35:09,726 --> 02:35:12,787 States of America 1983 have 9000 people. 3008 02:35:12,833 --> 02:35:15,802 And essentially means is. 3009 02:35:15,802 --> 02:35:18,828 This case is unloseable. 3010 02:35:18,872 --> 02:35:21,230 So, you know, come in we can have our dick 3011 02:35:21,231 --> 02:35:23,808 hanging out of our pants, nobody gives a fuck. 3012 02:35:23,843 --> 02:35:25,743 I'm gonna win. 3013 02:35:25,778 --> 02:35:27,746 You Sir. 3014 02:35:28,681 --> 02:35:30,649 Are was known. 3015 02:35:30,883 --> 02:35:32,873 As a Grenada. 3016 02:35:35,754 --> 02:35:38,849 You're looking at real prison time. 3017 02:35:38,891 --> 02:35:42,656 Money laundering can get you as much 20 years. 3018 02:35:42,694 --> 02:35:44,632 And, our case gonna be stronger, if we 3019 02:35:44,633 --> 02:35:46,824 caught your shed and cash your mattress,. 3020 02:35:46,865 --> 02:35:48,696 Oh that right. 3021 02:35:48,800 --> 02:35:50,700 Hei Jordan. 3022 02:35:50,735 --> 02:35:55,831 Jordan, You're rotting away in jail, 2 your kids get out the college. 3023 02:35:55,839 --> 02:35:58,706 That's not our ambition here. 3024 02:35:58,876 --> 02:36:01,674 There's other people involve in this too. 3025 02:36:01,745 --> 02:36:04,907 We think, they need to see their day in courts as well. 3026 02:36:06,949 --> 02:36:09,645 Why do I sense there's an offer in the air? 3027 02:36:09,685 --> 02:36:10,811 He's got good sense. 3028 02:36:10,853 --> 02:36:12,786 What are you, Craskin? 3029 02:36:12,954 --> 02:36:15,513 Full cooperation, he provides us with the 3030 02:36:15,514 --> 02:36:18,589 comprehensive list of all coconspirators spanning 3031 02:36:18,590 --> 02:36:21,727 the last seven years and he agrees to wear a wire. 3032 02:36:21,931 --> 02:36:24,831 - Did you just say wear a wire? - A wire. 3033 02:36:24,933 --> 02:36:27,800 Wow, wow, is that means, you want me to rat, is that it? 3034 02:36:27,836 --> 02:36:29,667 No, i want you to cooperate. 3035 02:36:29,704 --> 02:36:31,797 - No, you want me to rat. - Yes, we want you to rat. 3036 02:36:31,840 --> 02:36:35,900 That fucking exactly what we want you to do, to rat. 3037 02:36:39,847 --> 02:36:41,644 How is Christy's party? 3038 02:36:41,782 --> 02:36:44,750 - Fine. - Good. 3039 02:36:45,685 --> 02:36:47,778 Babe, i've spoke to the lawyers again today. 3040 02:36:47,854 --> 02:36:51,790 There is some really really great news. 3041 02:36:52,659 --> 02:36:55,855 Turns out you completely off the hook, honey. 3042 02:36:55,894 --> 02:36:57,759 I know that already. 3043 02:36:57,796 --> 02:37:02,927 Right, exactly, you never did anything wrong in first place right? 3044 02:37:03,702 --> 02:37:09,868 It turns out, all the FBI really wants for me is to a coorperate. 3045 02:37:09,908 --> 02:37:12,413 You know.. turns out i have so much information 3046 02:37:12,414 --> 02:37:14,708 about the stock market and the Wallstreet.. 3047 02:37:14,745 --> 02:37:17,267 That i could save the government years of 3048 02:37:17,268 --> 02:37:19,910 heartache not to mention countless dollars. 3049 02:37:21,719 --> 02:37:23,653 It gets even better babe. 3050 02:37:23,688 --> 02:37:29,626 Because if i do to sign cooperate, i might only be looking at 4 short years. 3051 02:37:29,693 --> 02:37:33,823 How much case, we could start fresh maybe sell the house. 3052 02:37:33,830 --> 02:37:37,697 And any fine that i have to pay wouldn't due till i serve term. 3053 02:37:37,733 --> 02:37:41,692 So, we still have plenty money left over, you know. 3054 02:37:42,705 --> 02:37:47,801 You think, of course bug me out a little bit is this whole idea for doing it. 3055 02:37:47,842 --> 02:37:49,810 Give an information about my friends. 3056 02:37:49,911 --> 02:37:53,678 Ohh, like he said, ther is no friend on Wallstrett right. 3057 02:37:53,682 --> 02:37:54,774 Right. 3058 02:37:54,850 --> 02:37:58,842 It's exactly silver lining to that too honey because they said eventually. 3059 02:37:58,887 --> 02:38:01,754 Eventually everyone gonna have to give an information on this case. 3060 02:38:01,789 --> 02:38:04,815 So at the end of the day, might not even a factor, you know. 3061 02:38:04,826 --> 02:38:08,818 - Well, that's a good news, right. - Yeah, yeah. 3062 02:38:08,862 --> 02:38:10,921 I'm really happy for you. 3063 02:38:12,699 --> 02:38:15,827 What do you mean you happy for me? 3064 02:38:15,903 --> 02:38:19,838 - You should be happy for the both of us right? - Yeah right. 3065 02:38:19,872 --> 02:38:20,896 Alright. 3066 02:38:22,808 --> 02:38:24,639 Come here baby. 3067 02:38:24,877 --> 02:38:27,845 - Gimme a kiss, sweetheart. - Jordan. 3068 02:38:28,813 --> 02:38:31,748 - Let's make love. Please. - No. 3069 02:38:31,783 --> 02:38:33,910 Jordan stop it! No! 3070 02:38:33,919 --> 02:38:36,614 Jordan stop it. 3071 02:38:42,894 --> 02:38:44,919 I Fucking hate you Jordan. 3072 02:38:45,664 --> 02:38:48,723 - Get off me. - Ohh Baby don't do that. 3073 02:38:48,832 --> 02:38:50,891 You know how much i love you right. 3074 02:38:50,901 --> 02:38:54,632 Stop that sweetie, please. 3075 02:38:58,775 --> 02:39:01,710 You want to fuck me Jordan? 3076 02:39:02,845 --> 02:39:04,904 You want to fuck me? 3077 02:39:05,682 --> 02:39:11,642 Good, go ahead, go ahead and fucked me. 3078 02:39:11,687 --> 02:39:13,746 I want you to fuck me real hard. 3079 02:39:13,755 --> 02:39:17,623 I want you to fuck me like its a last fucking time. 3080 02:39:17,659 --> 02:39:20,684 - Come babe, cause i need you to come for me baby. - Oh i like that. 3081 02:39:20,728 --> 02:39:27,726 Come for me baby, i need you to come for me like its a last fucking time. 3082 02:39:27,903 --> 02:39:30,666 Come baby. 3083 02:39:58,697 --> 02:40:02,826 Ohh, baby that was so fucking great. 3084 02:40:06,637 --> 02:40:08,697 That was a last time. 3085 02:40:08,774 --> 02:40:10,707 What do you mean baby? 3086 02:40:10,742 --> 02:40:13,711 I mean that was a last time we had a sex. 3087 02:40:14,779 --> 02:40:16,804 What are you talking about. 3088 02:40:18,750 --> 02:40:20,808 I want to divorce. 3089 02:40:22,652 --> 02:40:24,249 What do you mean, you want a divorce? What 3090 02:40:24,250 --> 02:40:25,883 is that suppose to mean you want a divorce. 3091 02:40:25,922 --> 02:40:29,756 Get off me! i want a divorce. 3092 02:40:29,760 --> 02:40:33,695 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - I don't love you any more Jordan. 3093 02:40:34,697 --> 02:40:36,824 You don't love me. 3094 02:40:36,832 --> 02:40:38,663 You don't love me anymore huh? 3095 02:40:38,701 --> 02:40:40,634 Well it'sjust fucking convinience for 3096 02:40:40,635 --> 02:40:42,619 you, now i'm under federal indigement 3097 02:40:42,620 --> 02:40:44,764 with electronic brace around my ankle. 3098 02:40:44,806 --> 02:40:46,706 Now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore, is that right? 3099 02:40:46,708 --> 02:40:48,699 No, no. 3100 02:40:48,777 --> 02:40:50,835 What kind a person are you? Tell me. 3101 02:40:50,878 --> 02:40:53,642 - You married me. - What the fuck is that suppose to mean. 3102 02:40:53,647 --> 02:40:57,812 Jordan, this is how it's gonna go, i'm gonna take the custody of the kids. 3103 02:40:57,852 --> 02:41:01,810 If you agree to divorce right now, i will allow you to take shift, okay 3104 02:41:01,855 --> 02:41:03,652 Don't try to fight it. 3105 02:41:03,724 --> 02:41:07,751 It will save us both a lot of money and i got a felling you gonna need it. 3106 02:41:09,663 --> 02:41:12,722 You're not taking my kids, sweetheart, you hear me. 3107 02:41:12,765 --> 02:41:14,182 I already talk to lawyer, he said if 3108 02:41:14,183 --> 02:41:16,701 you get convicted, i've got a good chance to getting custody. 3109 02:41:16,736 --> 02:41:18,943 I got news for you, you're not fucking 3110 02:41:18,944 --> 02:41:21,729 taking my children you vicious fucking conman. 3111 02:41:21,740 --> 02:41:23,731 Fuck you! You fucking bitch. 3112 02:41:23,775 --> 02:41:26,710 You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids, you hear me. 3113 02:41:26,711 --> 02:41:30,613 Fuck you! You're not takin my fuckin kids. 3114 02:41:38,889 --> 02:41:40,858 Fuckin bitch. 3115 02:41:42,927 --> 02:41:45,657 Fuckin whore. 3116 02:41:48,833 --> 02:41:52,666 Fucking bitch, piece of shit, fuckin whore. 3117 02:42:00,877 --> 02:42:03,606 Look at yourself Jordan. 3118 02:42:03,779 --> 02:42:04,711 Sick. 3119 02:42:04,813 --> 02:42:06,678 - You're a sick man - Fuck you. 3120 02:42:06,682 --> 02:42:08,650 I've told you not taking my fucking kids, you fucking.. 3121 02:42:08,717 --> 02:42:10,776 You think i will let my kids near you. 3122 02:42:10,819 --> 02:42:11,843 Look at yourself. 3123 02:42:11,887 --> 02:42:13,683 You know what my lawyer said. 3124 02:42:13,721 --> 02:42:16,815 My lawyer said that you're gonna prison for 20 years Jordan. 3125 02:42:16,824 --> 02:42:20,624 20 fucking years, you never gonna see the kids again. 3126 02:42:20,661 --> 02:42:21,823 - You think i'm not gonna see my kids again? 3127 02:42:21,824 --> 02:42:22,856 - No, i'm not letting you near my kids. 3128 02:42:22,930 --> 02:42:25,797 You don't get understand what i fucking tell you, huh? 3129 02:42:25,800 --> 02:42:28,701 Don't you fucking touch her. 3130 02:42:28,769 --> 02:42:31,738 Don't you fucking touch me. 3131 02:42:31,939 --> 02:42:35,704 Sweetheart.. you gonna go with daddy alright. 3132 02:42:35,709 --> 02:42:37,677 You cool right, you're with daddy. 3133 02:42:40,714 --> 02:42:42,773 Don't you fucking touch her Jordan. 3134 02:42:42,782 --> 02:42:45,807 I swear i will fucking kill you! 3135 02:42:47,920 --> 02:42:49,751 Alright baby. 3136 02:42:49,889 --> 02:42:54,655 Daddy will go little trip together okay, litle trip together. 3137 02:42:54,826 --> 02:42:56,885 Get the key 3138 02:42:57,629 --> 02:43:01,861 There you go. Go inside, put your seat belt on, okay. 3139 02:43:01,900 --> 02:43:03,663 Here you go, get your legs in. 3140 02:43:03,668 --> 02:43:04,794 I'll take her with me. 3141 02:43:04,835 --> 02:43:07,702 I'll told you i'll taking her with me. You fucking bitch. 3142 02:43:07,738 --> 02:43:10,867 You're not gonna stop me. 3143 02:43:11,676 --> 02:43:13,667 Little trip. 3144 02:43:13,778 --> 02:43:15,711 Don't don't 3145 02:43:15,812 --> 02:43:17,871 Get the hell out of here. 3146 02:43:19,883 --> 02:43:21,646 Close the door. 3147 02:43:21,685 --> 02:43:22,811 Mommy! 3148 02:43:22,886 --> 02:43:25,786 - Get out of here. - Open the fucking door. 3149 02:43:29,892 --> 02:43:31,655 No! 3150 02:43:43,705 --> 02:43:44,831 Naomi! 3151 02:43:46,740 --> 02:43:48,731 - Mommy! - honey, It's okay. 3152 02:43:52,880 --> 02:43:54,643 You're alright. 3153 02:43:54,648 --> 02:43:56,616 It's alright. 3154 02:43:57,818 --> 02:43:59,786 What's the matter with you. 3155 02:43:59,820 --> 02:44:01,720 You alright. 3156 02:44:08,761 --> 02:44:10,661 Paragraph one 3157 02:44:10,697 --> 02:44:12,757 The defendant shall plead guilty to all counts 3158 02:44:12,758 --> 02:44:14,861 of the indictment currently pending against him 3159 02:44:14,934 --> 02:44:19,768 in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York. 3160 02:44:19,805 --> 02:44:20,703 Paragraph 2 3161 02:44:20,739 --> 02:44:21,763 Talk normally. 3162 02:44:21,773 --> 02:44:24,833 The defendant shall participate in undercover activities 3163 02:44:24,876 --> 02:44:26,639 Breath normally 3164 02:44:26,645 --> 02:44:29,704 wearing a recording device also known a wire 3165 02:44:29,780 --> 02:44:31,907 After 5 minutes you'll forget you having on. 3166 02:44:32,617 --> 02:44:35,745 Conjungtion of the investigation.. 3167 02:44:35,786 --> 02:44:36,718 Paragraph 4. 3168 02:44:36,721 --> 02:44:39,814 The defendant must not commit or attempted to commit any further crime. 3169 02:44:39,889 --> 02:44:41,653 Please. 3170 02:44:41,692 --> 02:44:45,628 Let me just sign the fucking thing, alright, thank you. 3171 02:44:48,732 --> 02:44:51,895 - Just here? - That will be good. 3172 02:44:52,869 --> 02:44:53,801 Thank you. 3173 02:44:53,870 --> 02:44:56,668 It, wasnt even a choice. 3174 02:44:56,806 --> 02:44:59,797 For the next 6 hour i came up with the list. 3175 02:44:59,842 --> 02:45:03,740 Friends, enemies, business associates dan anybody 3176 02:45:03,741 --> 02:45:07,715 you ever known me or taking so much as a stock tip 3177 02:45:09,449 --> 02:45:11,314 [CHEERING] 3178 02:45:16,791 --> 02:45:18,759 First name on the list. 3179 02:45:18,860 --> 02:45:20,759 was Donnie. 3180 02:45:21,828 --> 02:45:25,696 George do you know how good it is to have yo back in this office. 3181 02:45:25,732 --> 02:45:29,668 It's not to say when you gone, it's sad, you understand. 3182 02:45:29,703 --> 02:45:30,761 I fucking stiff mad now. 3183 02:45:30,804 --> 02:45:31,862 I can't 3184 02:45:31,905 --> 02:45:33,736 I can't even think about it you know. 3185 02:45:33,774 --> 02:45:35,833 Everytime i think about them my blood boils. 3186 02:45:35,876 --> 02:45:38,572 - I can't even say his name. - I know. 3187 02:45:38,645 --> 02:45:40,737 You know, this is disgusting. I grew up with these guys. 3188 02:45:40,746 --> 02:45:42,714 He betrayed me like that? 3189 02:45:43,649 --> 02:45:44,707 Do you have a. 3190 02:45:44,784 --> 02:45:46,843 Ever Get back, too, about um.. 3191 02:45:46,886 --> 02:45:49,684 But um.. Account. 3192 02:45:49,722 --> 02:45:51,780 ( Don't Incriminate yourself i'm wearing a wire) 3193 02:45:54,693 --> 02:45:57,685 You remember was like 4-5 miles or something like that right. 3194 02:45:57,729 --> 02:46:00,891 It was supposed a take back 4-5 million, was it? 3195 02:46:04,902 --> 02:46:08,770 Actually i was... I was fucked up Jordan. 3196 02:46:08,806 --> 02:46:12,765 Yeah right, it's stupid. 3197 02:46:12,810 --> 02:46:17,770 If he calls you, you make sure you contacts me, okay? 3198 02:46:18,716 --> 02:46:21,684 - Of course. - Yeah. 3199 02:46:25,788 --> 02:46:28,814 Are you gonna eat last piece, of your tail. 3200 02:46:28,891 --> 02:46:31,620 It's all yours. 3201 02:46:31,793 --> 02:46:33,727 I'll take it this. 3202 02:46:35,731 --> 02:46:37,790 So, what else is 3203 02:46:39,835 --> 02:46:42,632 Tell me and everything. 3204 02:46:42,737 --> 02:46:45,797 You know.. how it is, she hate my fucking guts. 3205 02:46:47,708 --> 02:46:49,699 How she, good 3206 02:46:49,810 --> 02:46:53,711 She still alive, so, my life fucked you know. 3207 02:46:53,747 --> 02:46:55,681 No. 3208 02:47:01,722 --> 02:47:03,655 Mr. Jordan. 3209 02:47:04,691 --> 02:47:06,716 Mr Jordan You got a visitor. 3210 02:47:06,860 --> 02:47:08,725 What? 3211 02:47:08,728 --> 02:47:10,753 You got a visitor. 3212 02:47:25,843 --> 02:47:27,834 I need you to get dress. 3213 02:47:28,746 --> 02:47:30,771 What the fuck is going on. 3214 02:47:34,885 --> 02:47:37,615 You going to jail. 3215 02:47:50,634 --> 02:47:54,729 - I will get some clothes - We'll give you hand with that. 3216 02:48:02,745 --> 02:48:04,609 Okay. 3217 02:48:16,623 --> 02:48:21,754 FBI, every body sit down, put your hands.. Shut up. 3218 02:48:54,826 --> 02:48:56,850 I gave up everyone. 3219 02:48:56,861 --> 02:49:03,664 And in returned i got 3 years some hell hole in nevada i never hear of. 3220 02:49:04,835 --> 02:49:07,769 Like my pops mad maxx said. 3221 02:49:07,837 --> 02:49:10,863 Chicken come home to roast. 3222 02:49:11,875 --> 02:49:14,777 I wanna fucked that meat. 3223 02:49:19,649 --> 02:49:23,676 Mr belfort has distinguished himself in terms of his cooperation. 3224 02:49:23,720 --> 02:49:26,032 Mr belfort has helped the governmet went 3225 02:49:26,033 --> 02:49:28,747 conviction of over 2 dozen serious offenders. 3226 02:49:29,658 --> 02:49:32,498 And help them recover millions of dollars he 3227 02:49:32,499 --> 02:49:35,654 made available for restritution to their victims. 3228 02:49:37,632 --> 02:49:41,762 The sentence of the court should be 36 months in federal prison. 3229 02:49:42,737 --> 02:49:45,763 Please remain the offended. 3230 02:49:47,874 --> 02:49:49,637 I'm Sorry. 3231 02:50:07,727 --> 02:50:09,785 Stratton Oakmont Belfort sentenced. 3232 02:50:40,856 --> 02:50:42,847 I'm not ashamed to admit it. 3233 02:50:43,759 --> 02:50:45,694 When we arrive at the prison. 3234 02:50:45,729 --> 02:50:48,721 It was absolutely terrified. 3235 02:50:48,732 --> 02:50:49,789 Belfort on your feet. 3236 02:50:49,832 --> 02:50:52,562 But i ended have been. 3237 02:50:52,635 --> 02:50:55,604 See, for brief leading moment. 3238 02:50:55,771 --> 02:50:58,638 I forgot i was rich. 3239 02:50:58,774 --> 02:51:02,709 And i lived in the place where everything was for sale. 3240 02:51:04,779 --> 02:51:07,680 When you like to learn how to sell it. 3241 02:51:07,682 --> 02:51:11,100 To live In some bad motherfucker in my life, look 3242 02:51:11,101 --> 02:51:14,587 at that rockstar, professional athlete, gangstars. 3243 02:51:14,622 --> 02:51:17,591 I'm telling you some real bad mother fucker but this guy. 3244 02:51:17,625 --> 02:51:20,669 my good friends Mr Jordan Belfort is this 3245 02:51:20,670 --> 02:51:23,859 single badass motherfucker i have ever met. 3246 02:51:24,664 --> 02:51:27,413 So i want you right now, to give a warm 3247 02:51:27,414 --> 02:51:30,796 aucland new zealand welcome for my good friend 3248 02:51:30,870 --> 02:51:37,833 And The world greatest sales trainer Mr Jordan Belfort. 3249 02:51:46,585 --> 02:51:48,585 Thank you. 3250 02:52:10,975 --> 02:52:12,965 Sell me this pen. 3251 02:52:17,081 --> 02:52:20,983 It's a amazing pen. 3252 02:52:21,118 --> 02:52:23,950 For professionals. 3253 02:52:26,956 --> 02:52:29,891 Sell me this pen. 3254 02:52:29,926 --> 02:52:32,859 It's a nice pen you can use the pen to right 3255 02:52:32,860 --> 02:52:35,989 down both from your lifes so you can remember.. 3256 02:52:37,099 --> 02:52:41,160 Sell me this pen. 3257 02:52:42,170 --> 02:52:48,904 Well.. 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