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brothel. Before settling down in extramarital bliss with
Charles, Gwynn was one of Europe’s fi rst
professional ac-
tresses.
PRESIDENTS
Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s last words were “I have a terrifi c
headache.” (Indeed, he’d just had a cerebral hemorrhage.)
However, he spoke them not to his wife, Eleanor, but to his
mistress, Lucy. And while Roosevelt is known to have had a
number of aff airs, it’s the (unproven) speculation about Elea-
nor’s infi delity that tends to grab the headlines.
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Presidents known or believed to
have had illegitimate chil-
dren include Th
omas Jeff erson, Grover Cleveland, and War-
ren G. Harding.
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Speaking of Harding: After Carrie Phillips, with whom Hard-
ing had carried on a 15-year relationship, threatened to re-
lease their
love letters to the newspapers, Harding’s campaign
paid her $20,000 to keep quiet. And you thought Nixon was
dirty. . . .
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Of course, Nixon
was
dirty. Although it isn’t exactly pleasant
to picture, it’s fairly well established that Nixon repeatedly
cheated on his wife, Pat.
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DNA tests have now confi rmed that Th
omas Jeff erson fa-
thered children with his slave, Sally Hemings. Rumors have
long swirled, though, that George Washington fathered a
child
with a slave, too. According to the story, Washington
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had a brief relationship in 1784 with a slave named Venus,
who was owned by Washington’s brother. Nine months later,
Venus
had a son named West Ford, who became a prominent
freedman in northern Virginia.
SCIENTISTS
Albert Einstein is a hero and a genius and everything, but he
wasn’t the World’s Greatest Husband. “I treat my wife,” he
once wrote in
a love letter to his mistress, Elsa (who was also
his fi rst cousin), “as an employee whom I cannot fi re.” Even-
tually, though, he
did
fi re her, divorcing her and then marry-
ing Elsa—with whom he lived happily, if not entirely
faithfully, ever after.
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Sigmund Freud never named
the particular complex from
which he apparently suff ered. Th
e Oedipus complex has to do
with boys and their moms; the Electra complex involves fa-
thers and daughters; but what’s
the one where you cheat on
your wife, Martha, with her sister, Minna? Speaking of
Freud . . .
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And You Thought Freud
Was Nuts:
Notes from the Early Days of Psychology
Hydrotherapy, or the
use of water to cure sickness, has been
around for a long time—Hippocrates (of Oath fame) pre-
scribed bathing in clean spring water to cure all manners of
disease. But it didn’t gain favor as a treatment for mental ill-
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