Dracula wants to know which of his bats is the best. They have to show him how much blood they can drink. The bat which drinks more blood than others is the winner



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Dracula wants to know which of his bats is the best. They have to show him how much blood they can drink. The bat which drinks more blood than others is the winner.
The first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Its mouth is full of blood. Dracula says, “Nice, how did you do it?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went inside and drank the blood of all the family.” Dracula says, “Very good”.
The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes. There is blood on all his face. Dracula is shocked, “How did you do that?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a hotel. I went inside and drank the blood of all the guests.” Dracula says, “Fantastic”.
Now the third bat goes and comes back after 1 minute. There is blood on all his body. Dracula doesn’t believe his eyes, “How did you do that?” The bat says, “Do you see that tower?” Dracula says, “Yes”. And the bat says, “I didn’t see it”.
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