Everything Is F*cked

How to find your first followers. And more important: what do you want your followers to be?
Rich? Poor? Male? Female? Vegan? I have the inside scoop!
Rituals, rituals, rituals! Eat this. Stand there. Recite that. Bow and kneel and clap your hands!
Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around! That’s what it’s all about! The most enjoyable part
of  religion  is  coming  up  with  dumb  stuff  that  you  all  agree  somehow  means  something.  I  will
provide you with a complete guide to developing the hippest, coolest rituals on the block. All the
kids will be talking about it—mainly because they’ll be forced to.