Everything Is F*cked

HOW TO START YOUR OWN RELIGION
An Introduction to a Proven System That Will Help You Achieve
Everlasting Bliss and Eternal Salvation!
(OR YOUR MONEY BACK)
Welcome,  and  congratulations  on  taking  the  first  step  to  making  all  your
dreams  come  true!  By  the  end  of  this  course  you  will  have  solved  all  your
life’s  problems.  You  will  live  a  life  of  abundance  and  freedom.  You  will  be
surrounded by adoring friends and loved ones. Guaranteed!
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It’s so simple, anyone can do it. No education or certification required. All
you need is an internet connection and a functioning keyboard, and you, too,
can create your very own religion.
Yes,  you  heard  me  right.  You,  too,  can  start  your  very  own  religion—
TODAY—and  begin  reaping  the  benefits  of  the  thousands  of  mindlessly
devoted  followers  who  will  lavish  on  you  unconditional  adoration,  financial
gifts, and more social media likes than you know what to do with.
In this so-simple-anyone-can-do-it six-step program, we will cover:
Belief systems.  Do  you  want  your  religion  to  be  spiritual  or  secular?  Past-focused  or  future-
focused? Do you want it to be violent or nonviolent? These are all important questions, but don’t
worry, only I have the answers.