Why Men Love Bitches

You have to keep from being sucked down
into quicksand. Unless you maintain control
over yourself, the relationship is doomed.
Basic
Bi 
tch 101

---

Basic
Bi 
tch 101
Basic Bitch 101
A man notices something from the very first phone message that he
leaves on a woman’s answering service: whether she is trying too
hard. She may be trying too hard to impress him; she may be trying
too hard to win him over; or she may be trying too hard to be sexy.
Whether she is too needy or trying too hard, it has the same effect.
The bitch never tries that hard to make an impression.
He dials her number and the machine picks up. 
Beep!
Then
comes the breathy voice, which sounds as if she’s half asleep.
“Hello there. You’ve reached Susan’s answering service. I am out
and about and just a little bit busy at the moment doing, well,
[giggle] . . . If you would be sooooooo kind to leave a message
after the tone, I will try my very best to get back to you as
sooooooon as I am available. Although I just got in from Portugal, I
haven’t quite unpacked yet. But if I have a free moment, I’ll call
you. Wait for the beep . . . 
ciao
. . . ta, ta . . . kisses . . . have a
spiritual day . . . and bless you for calling me.” 
Beep!
All she needs
is a 900 number and a pimp, and girlfriend is in business.
As men often say, “Men like a woman who is natural.” This has
nothing to do with makeup or dyed hair. Natural does not mean he
wants a vegetarian who drinks wheatgrass juice or a woman who
wears organic lipgloss. Natural implies that the minute something is

---

excessive it becomes a turnoff, because it looks as if a woman is
trying too hard to get the attention.
Whenever a woman is trying
too hard, she is jumping through hoops.
ATTRACTION PRINCIPLE #49