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How did the class do?
Here’s some of the jokes the class wrote. It fascinates me the subjects that people
choose and the creativity that erupts when you start to collide them. It’s a great
way of staying original and finding new things to joke about - it’s as innovative
as the Hadron Joke Collider itself!
This  was  a  joke-web  on  animal  bonding  collided  against  a  joke-web  on
relationships...
He had the sex drive of an animal – unfortunately it was a panda.
Though that did mean he was very attractive – unfortunately to flies.
This was a joke-web on women collided against a joke-web on the third world...
Do you get anorexics in Africa? When the famine comes along they must go
‘Yes, Result!’
This  was  a  joke-web  on  camping  collided  against  a  joke-web  on  the  Greek
Island of Lesbos...
I went on holiday to Lesbos and came back covered in bites - Those
lesbians are naughty!
This was a joke-web on accountancy collided with one on gardening...
I’m an accountant and a gardener, people say isn’t that boring? They’ve
obviously never seen a square root.

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This  was  a  joke-web  on  bi-polar  disorder  collided  against  a  joke-web  on
relationships...
I was a manic depressive. Men didn’t have relationships with me they just
went on bi-polar expeditions. I’m very easy to break up with they just say,
I’m going out now, I may be some time.
This was a joke-web the economy collided against a joke-web on hospitals...
The British economy was rushed to hospital today. But it’s okay it’s just
broken its Footsie.
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