Scatter Brained

EXPERIENCE
1821–present 
Dead Person
 
 
 
 
The Afterlife
•  Nephew, Napoléon III, used name to become Emperor of 
France
•  Era (“The Napoleonic”) named after me
•  Traveled through time and became fond of ice cream in 
Bill 
and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
1815–1821
 Emperor-in-Exile
 
 
 
 
St. Helena, in the South Atlantic
•  Dictated memoirs
•  Tried (with very limited success) to learn English
•  Died (1821), possibly of arsenic poisoning
1814–1815 
Emperor of Elba/France
 
 
 
Elba Island, off the Italian Coast
•  Escaped from exile
•  Turned the French army from the king, retook rightful throne, 
raised an army of 200,000
•  Attacked the European allied army at Waterloo. Whoops. 
34,000 French casualties.