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Doctors would use the terms
stools
or
faecal matter
;
farmers would call it
manure
,
droppings, dog waste, whereas
waste managers would refer to it as
biosolid
. In
everyday conversation, we have a word shit, which is not
regarded as polite and thus
there is a need for euphemistic synonyms, despite the fact, that shit can function both as
a noun and a verb. The euphemisms such as
dung
or
scat
are in terms of politeness
convenient, but too prissy and the word
poo
is used especially by children. Thus the best
way might be using these names –
business, number two
or
diddly-poo
when speaking
about people’s excrements. Some other examples of naming
human secretion and the
reasons why we rather use word of foreign origin for it are discussed in the practical
part.
Piss used to be an absolutely reputable euphemistic synonym for urinate, but this
status changed over the time. Nowadays it is used mainly in phrase e.g. piss off and it
has a negative colouring. Currently we use euphemisms such as
pass water
or
take a
leak
, Men would say –
shake the dew of the Lili
whereas women would call it
– water
the roses
. In English word stock, there are also lots of euphemisms in the area of
children’s talk. The youngest ones would refer to it as –
tinkle, piddle, wee-wee
or
pee
.
The euphemisms of eliminating body waste differ according to
time and place,
naturally. However, there are some of them that we have used over the time.
Pick a
daisy, go visit my uncle, call of nature
and
leave the room
are just a few examples. The
way of polite and not direct expressing of elimination connects tightly with the naming
of a room, where the toilet is. The euphemistic synonyms developed in the course of
time and thus one can observe that in the history, people referred to it as –
necessary
chair, withdrawal chair
or
business chair
. The room used to be called –
a place of
general interest
or
where the Queen goes alone
. Nowadays we name it –
the bathroom,
the restroom, the washroom, the lavatory, the smallest room
or
loo
.
Dealing with liquid bodily effluvia there are some euphemisms for vomiting,
which is a rather neutral term. People refer to this uncomfortable state with words –
be
sick, throw up, spew
or
honk
. Last but not least terms, we are going to deal with are
euphemisms for perspiration. The word itself is understood
as neutral rather than a
euphemistic synonym, but there are some with softening meaning –
be hot, hot and
sticky, a little flushed
.