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Exercise 12: Reverse
Stream-of-Consciousness
Don’t worry! Learning to reverse a Stream-of-Consciousness is not like learning
to reverse a car. Basically, this is an exercise in advanced sarcasm. Whatever you
love, you pretend you hate, and vice versa. This won’t work with everything. It
has  to  be  fairly  obvious  that  it’s  the  opposite.  For  example,  I  love  it  when  big
cars drive past me in the rain and splash me.
I love / hate ...
It makes me feel ...
It’s really good /bad because ...
People who do this are ...
The best / worst thing about it is ...
Without it we’d be ...
In a parallel universe ...

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