Npc(girl): You are so hot. Npc(boy): Oh, I know. Guy

NPC: - You’re so hot.
GUY: -What if I could tell you that you could be more? Your life could be fuller. That you’re free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
NPC: - Yo, dumbass.
GUY: - We are in the middle of something.
NPC: - That’s my gun.
GUY: - Quiet time. These puppies changed my life, And they’re gonna change yours, too.
NPC(Security): - Come on now, you know we don’t wear sunglasses.
GUY: - We do now. Mine now.
Player: - Are you kidding me?
GUY: - Put ‘em on.
NPC(Security): - No.
GUY: - Life doesn’t have to be something that just happens to us. All right?