Npc(girl): You are so hot. Npc(boy): Oh, I know. Guy

GUY: - Good morning, Goldie. Good morning, Goldie. Good fucking morning, Goldie.
ON the TV: I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. It’s got people all over the world asking, “Just who is this guy?”. I don’t know who this guy is, but he’s out-skilling all these players. And here he is, taking out Beefoven, a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. This is bullshit. Who is this guy? I don’t know why, but he’s good. Yeah, he’s good. He looks like an NPC but he’s running around, leveling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy. “This colorful character in the video game Free City has been turning heads by being the good guy.” – Piper. – Who is Blue Shirt Guy? You’re absolutely right. Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
NPC: - Whoo-hoo!
Chinese: - There’s a worldwide craze that has captured kids’ hearts – Blue Shirt Guy! You have a great outfit, Don’t have a good day, have a great day! Crazy awesome!!!
NPC(Security): - Well, well, well. Look, who decided to come to work today, huh? Look, where have you been? I’ve been worried sick about you… What is this shirt? Where’s your collar at? Where’s the rest of the buttons? And it’s not tucked in. You look sloppy. Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too? Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
GUY: - I’m sorry that I haven’t been around, bud I’ve been figuring some stuff out.
NPC(Security): - Whatcha mean, “figure stuff out”? It is nothing to figure out. Okay? You go to bed, you wake up, you get some coffee, then you come to work. And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
GUY: - The girl.
NPC(Security): - Oh, my God.
GUY: -I talked to her.
NPC(Security): - The one with the sunglasses?
GUY: -The sunglasses yes! I talked to one of the sunglass people and now I’m one of the sunglass people. Me
NPC: - Everybody down on the ground!