Npc(girl): You are so hot. Npc(boy): Oh, I know. Guy

Millie: - There is literally nothing lower.
GUY: - Well, how do I get to a higher level?
Millie: - Really?
GUY: - Really.
Millie: - You know, get stuff.
GUY: - Yeah.
Millie: - Are you kidding me right now?
GUY: - Okay.
Millie: - Experience, guns..
GUY: - Yeah
Millie: - Put that down.
GUY: - Uh-huh.
Millie: - Money. This is Free City. You could rob a store, carjack someone, punch a pedestrian in the face. You’ll figure it out.
GUY: -OH, I’d never hurt innocent people.
Millie: - Hmm, I’ve got to admit that is kind of refreshing. Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
GUY: - Thank you. Wait. But the world isn’t that bad though, is it?
Millie: - Oh, It’s pretty bleak. If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you’d agree.
GUY: - Are we talking about God? You’ve met God? And he is dick?
Millie: - His name’s Antwan, and yes, he’s an absolute troll.
GUY: - Troll exist?
Millie: - Look, I don’t know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
GUY: - Like a hero.
Millie: - Ooh, Easy, tiger. If you don’t wanna shoot people you could steal their guns. All that shit makes your level go up. Go be the good guy.
GUY: - Okay. No, I’m gonna be the great guy.
Millie: - Ooh, ooh. Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go.
GUY: - Okay. Wait! How will I know that I’ve leveled up enough?
Millie: - Uh, get over 100, then we’ll talk.
GUY: - Whoa
Millie: - Bye, now.
GUY: - That’s so much more than one. It’s like 99 more…
Millie: - Bye, now.
GUY: - Okay