I still Can’t Speak English

I Still Can’t Speak English
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Sample Lessons
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SS5.19 p5
Task Sheet 4
Three English jokes 
Do you think they are funny or do you think they are sexist?
1. W
hat is a man‟s idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
2.
Little Johnny‟s pre
-school class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fire fighter giving the
presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?” Johnny‟s
hand shot up and the fire fighter called on him. Johnny replied: “That‟s how Mummy knows supper is
ready!”
3. How do many men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.