You Are a Badass at Making Money

part of Universal Intelligence. In other words, you are one powerful
motherfucker.
The invisible world creates the visible world.
The more conscious you are about thinking powerful thoughts, and the
less you’re caught up in the limited aspects of the illusion created by your
five senses and your truth blueprint, the more in-tune and connected you are
to Universal Intelligence, and the more ease you will have in getting rich.
The way you communicate with and stay connected to Universal
Intelligence amidst the distractions and mayhem of your daily doings is
through two types of thought: outgoing thought and incoming thought.
OUTGOING THOUGHT
We are the only creatures on Earth with the power of conscious thought,
and we use it to mold our realities and our paychecks by alerting Universal
Intelligence that this is how it is. Universal Intelligence created all that is
and all that will be, and your thoughts are how you use your free will to
harness the power of Universal Intelligence to mold your reality. If you
send out thoughts like, I can’t afford to go on vacation and I don’t see that
changing anytime soon, the Universe is like, Noted! You can’t afford it.
Stuck at home it is! Just as your thoughts created the financial reality you’re
experiencing right now, you can also use them to overpower what “is” to

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manifest whatever reality you set your mind to. And I mean whatever you
set your mind to. This is because everything you can think of already exists
in the Universe, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to think it. I know,
bananas, but stay with me here.
All information, physical, mental, and spiritual, originates from the same
source: Universal Intelligence. Where are your thoughts before they come
into your mind? Where is the flower that grows out of the teeny tiny seed?
Where is the reality of you doubling your income with your awesome new
cat costume business? All of this already exists in the energetic realm, and
it’s through our minds—and how our mindset inspires us to take action—
that the new reality is made to manifest on the physical plane. If you can
think a thought, that thought already exists. And since all things come from
Universal Intelligence, that thought must exist in a physical form as well. If
you have a desire to make fifty thousand dollars, that money, and the way
for you to make it, already exists. Otherwise you wouldn’t be able to think
it up in the first place because the thought of the money, and the money
itself, are the same stuff. This concept is a 3,897-page book with a prayer
mat and a bucket of ayahuasca thrown in, but for the sake of our work here,
this is the gist of how Universal Intelligence works.
Your thoughts dictate the truth. So if you’re presently living in your
mother’s basement working at the Chicken Shack down the road for $7.95
an hour, and you fixate your thoughts with unwavering determination on
owning your own two-hundred-acre chicken farm and a Cadillac, that
chicken farm and sweet ride are your truth. Your thoughts alert Universal
Intelligence to start arranging the energy in such a way as to make your
desires manifest in physical form (you need to learn how to see and receive
the new opportunities that will lead you to your goal, which we will go into
more deeply later). Your thoughts also trigger your emotions, which get you
off yer ass to take action, and your reality begins to shift. This is how
people in wheelchairs climb mountains and those who grow up in extreme
poverty become rich—they consider their thoughts to be the truth,
regardless of how their “reality” may appear, get all worked up into an
excited tizzy about it, and make it happen. They use the power that all of us
have to create what they desire instead of settling for what they see
surrounding them.

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Opportunity is in the eye of the beholder.
Mastering the mindset of wealth is choosing to think about money, and
your reality in relation to money, in a way that will make you rich, not keep
you poor.
When you consciously focus your thoughts on the wealth you desire,
imagine yourself rolling around on a big ole leaf pile of Benjamins, feel
how right and good and exciting it feels to be in the financial flow, you
arrange the energy around you, and within you, to vibrate at a high
frequency, and, as a result, your reality mirrors back to you high frequency
opportunities and things. You can feel this energy, it literally lifts your
spirits and pulls into your radar all the high frequency opportunities and
things you shut yourself off from when you’re all low vibe and sad sacky
about your wimpy bank account, your lack of job options, your botched
attempt at trying to get a raise, etc. Meanwhile, thinking about how amazing
it’s going to feel paying off your fifteen-thousand-dollar credit card debt,
telling yourself I’m so grateful this card is paid off in full I can hardly stand
it over and over, writing out an actual check for the precise amount to pay it
off and looking at it every day, all of these thoughts arrange the energy
around you to vibrate at a higher frequency and to take the physical form of
that which you’re focused on: fifteen thousand dollars. These positive
thoughts release your resistance to having the money come in—you’re on
board, you’re believing it, you’re feelin’ it, you’re lovin’ it! Once resistance
is gone, you’re back into your natural state of flow, there’s no doubt and
fear cluttering up your energy, and the Universe can deliver you the riches
you desire.