You Are a Badass at Making Money

participating in our lives with us. You’ve felt it tickle the hairs along the
back of your neck. Even if it’s just the tiniest smidgen of recognition,
you’ve said howdy to Universal Intelligence.
The reason I’m insisting on this is because once you acknowledge that
there’s a force larger than your physical self at play in your life, you can
start working with the highfalutin and limitless power of the Universe to
make some money around here. We’ve been taught to treat the information
delivered to us via our five physical senses as the truth. Meanwhile, without
sounding like an ingrate for all the awesomeness provided by my eyes, ears,
nose, skin, and tongue—seriously, guys, huge thanks—these senses of ours
are limited. Our senses provide only a certain scope of information limited

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by the reach of those senses. For example, our sense of smell is far inferior
to a dog’s. A dog can smell a package of salami being opened the second
the seal is broken. From the other room. While sleeping. Bats can totally
make fun of us right in front of our faces at frequencies too high for us to
hear. Cats and their bionic night vision will always beat us in an after-dark
obstacle-course competition. Most people define their reality from the
confines of what their five senses tell them, but there is so much more going
on, like, say, an infinite, eternal Universe worth of stuff.
Just like electricity and gravity—two things that impact our everyday
lives that we don’t actually see, that few of us understand, and that, hello,
everyone believes in anyway—Universal Intelligence and the power of our
thoughts are real and affecting our lives every single moment. You show
your faith in gravity by not flinging yourself off roofs and your faith in
electricity by not picking at a light socket with a fork. You may not
understand the intricacies of how it all works, but still, you’re totally down
with following the rules. I want to encourage you to follow suit with the
information I’m giving you now—put it into practice as you embark on
becoming rich and let the results speak for themselves. Because trust me,
once you start experiencing how powerful your thoughts and Universal
Intelligence are, even though you may not totally grasp the entire WTF of
everything involved, you’ll be down with the program when you’re rollin’
in the dough.
We live in a Universe that is made up of energy, everything is vibrating,
moving, changing, and buzzing. This goes for all that’s visible as well as all
that’s unseen: this book, microwaves, your car, a brick, thoughts, money,
words, a rock, a peck of pickled peppers, etc. One of the ways we interpret
this energy is via our five senses: Our eyes pick up on light energy, our ears
translate sound waves, our touch interprets energy as solid mass, etc. But
this is only an interpretation of reality, and a limited one at that. This
interpretation of our reality is also run through the filter of the belief system
we’ve formed via all the information we’ve picked up over the course of
our lives. Between our five physical senses and the “truth blueprint” created
by our belief system, our perception of reality is, shall we say, a tad limited.
Here’s the thing that makes me so excited to be alive on planet Earth as a
human being with a conscious mind: We have the power to participate in
the realm of reality that goes far beyond what our truth blueprint tells us,

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what our five senses tell us, or even what a dog’s, cat’s, or bat’s senses tell
them. And the way we blast beyond this limited realm is with our thoughts.
Nothing happens or comes to be without being thought first: our
staggering solar system, your favorite song, the amount of money in your
bank account, all of it. Our thoughts are linked to the invisible energy that
makes up all that is, and they help mold it into that which we experience on
the physical plane. And here’s the real humdinger: Universal Intelligence
and your thoughts are basically the same force—just as the water droplet
that lands in the ocean is part of the whole sea, so your thoughts exist as