Speaker 1 Kevin is very quick to think negative things about people. Even when he talks about his best friend, he always tells you about his faults. And if somebody hasn’t got any faults, he invents them

Jill

I bet.

Max

Suddenly, the pub doors burst open again …

Caro

Oh no …

Max

Two men came into the room … like John, they 

were wet to the skin and out of breath … They 

looked around the room, and spotted John 

crying in the corner. One man said to the 

other …

All

 

What?

Max

He said,  ‘Look, there’s that idiot that got into 

the car while we were pushing it!’

Ian

Brilliant, Max! That’s hilarious. You had us on 

the edge of our seats, thinking something 

horrible was going to happen.

Jill

Yes, very clever!

Caro

Now, I do like that story! What a relief!

Max

Always happy to entertain … Well, there are 

plenty of funny urban legends as well as the 

horror ones.