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12. Time To…
For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven:
A time to be born,
And a time to die; 
A time to kill,
And a time to heal; 
A time to break down,
And a time to build up; 
A time to weep,
And a time to laugh; 
A time to mourn,
And a time to dance; 
A time to cast away stones,
And a time to gather stones together; 
A time to seek,
And a time to lose; 
A time to keep,
And a time to cast away; 
A time to tear,
And a time to sew; 
A time to keep silence,
And a time to speak;
A time for war,
And a time for peace;
A time to love,
And a time to hate;
A time to cast away stones,
And a time to gather stones together…


13. A Test
– Do flies fly? Do bears bear? Do ducks duck?

Yeah. Do fleas flee? Do ravens rave? Do cheetahs cheat? Do Russians rush? That’s childish!
Be serious!

OK, do you have something better, Mister Oh-So-Serious?
– I do. I’ll give you a very simple test. A psychological test.

OK.
– Are you ready?
– Yes, I am.

Repeat after me: silk, silk, silk.

Silk, silk, silk.
– What do the cows drink?
– Milk.
– The answer is incorrect, my friend.
– Why?

The cows drink water, my friend. The cows give milk.
– The cows drink… Oh, yes, of course, the cows drink water. I know that! But how…

Psychology, my friend, the human psychology.
– Ha. Cows drink milk. You got me there. I give you that…

Actually, your idea’s not so bad either. It’s like: do Marxist guerillas fight for freedom…
in a local zoo?




14. The Butler Did It!
– A crime? Again? Where?

In the library, Holmes. The silverware’s gone!
– Ah, notice how it always happens in the library, Watson! Who was present?
– Yours truly, Sir James, Lady Dunn, the judge, colonel Stockton, the banker, the doctor,
the actress, the French chef, the butler…
Say no more, Watson! The butler did it!
– I see. You’re a genius, Holmes, but still…

It’s elementary, my dear Watson. Actually, the butler is not a butler at all!
– You don’t say!
– I recognized him right away. The “butler” is the brilliant, but evil Professor Martifarti – 
the mastermind behind every crime in the world! It was he who stole the silverware.

You mean Professor Moriarti, Holmes. Moriarti. Not Martifarti.

Martifarti, Moriarti. Whatever. Another heinous crime is solved, Watson.
Now give me the violin – I want to play…
– Oh, I adore that man!


 
15. Asking For Trouble
– You want coffee or tea?
– I’m fine, thank you.

You’ve been sitting at the computer for two hours. I didn’t see you have breakfast 
or take a shower for that matter.
– I’ve been chatting. I’ve found this new chat room and there’s this chap…
– It’s not healthy, you know. You sit there staring at the screen and talking to yourself. 
You never even combed your hair. You look like a madman.
– Oh, you exaggerate! I don’t look like a madman! It’s just that…
– Go take a shower right now and have something to eat!
– Oh really…
– Do it now or you won’t know what hit you, buddy! Are you asking for trouble?
– All right, I’ll go but I’ll be eating without an appetite!
– Just shut up and go! Don’t try my patience any longer…



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