This is the time of (torture/lice/Annus horribilis/anus horribilis)
There is no (Santa Claus/salvation/goodness/God)
I drink the (blackest/grayest/foulest/pee) water
From the cup of (poison/sorrow/death/Bisphenol A)
And suddenly everything is (black, dark, disappointing, sub-par)
My (noun, part of the brain)'s on fire!
orchestration/ostentation/enunciation) is dire!
If we don't bob our heads,
We will surely expire!